Epic fail....>__<

[Birdbrain]

Yea. The stupid phone kicked me out of the Facebook app. And now I don't even remember my password. On top of that, The email I used was one that I hadn't used in a long time, and I forgot the awnsers to my security questions because I was too unusual with the awnsers. So now, I'm at a total loss, sense some of my friends I hadn't even asked for there phone numbers yet >.<
What are some epic fail stories everyone else has had?

[Mikefrompluto]

Can't get back on Facebook? I'd call that an epic win.

[LadyGrixis]

My grandmother made a pie and I was SO excited because it looked like a Chess pie (my favorite!); so I just out a huge slice and took a bite and......it was Lemon Ice-Box pie....... D; I had to eat the whole horrible thing so I wouldn't offend her.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Can't get back on Facebook? I'd call that an epic win.

^^^Too true!

[Dudecore]

Can't get back on Facebook? I'd call that an epic win.

True story.

[PapaBudz]

Deleted it. Best thing I ever did... but now I need the networking.

[Mlerner12]

One time I ran all the stuff. All my cards. 😭 I also asked a pure MTG store if they sell magic cards (~.~')

[IntoFire]

Embarrassed myself in front of my girlfriend. 😭😭😭😭😭

[Mlerner12]

Embarrassed myself in front of my girlfriend. 😭😭😭😭😭

[IntoFire]

Embarrassed myself in front of my girlfriend. 😭😭😭😭😭

We're still together but now things are awkward for us.

[Stapuft]

I have....had, until an hour ago long ass hair, but I didn't take care of it it was all one giant knot, now I have short hair again.