Best chuck Norris lines?

[Hays413]

I got a puppy, named her "Chuck Norris", because Chuck Norris is a little bitch.

- Liam Neeson

[Tbone]

If chuck Norris ever had to fight chuck Norris in another dimension he'd run away because even he knows not to f&@k with chuck norris

[Rasser]

Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence?

[Trunksthemighty]

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.