Chop Ur Hand Off Son

[Coffee Vampire]

Chop Ur Hand Off Son 75 cards, 15 sideboard 1 {Rakdos Guildgate} 4 {Dragonskull Summit} 15 {Swamp} 4 {Blood Crypt} 24 lands 3 {Desecration Demon} 4 {Wall of Fire} 7 creatures 2 {Triumph of Cruelty} 4 {Sign in Blood} 4 {Shrieking Affliction} 3 {Rakdos's Return} 3 {Dreadbore} 3 {Mind Rot} 3 {Liliana of the Veil} 4 {Mutilate} 3 {Underworld Connections} 29 other spells Sideboard 4 {Curse of the Pierced Heart} 1 {Wit's End} 4 {Grafdigger's Cage} 4 {Slaughter Games} 2 {Curse of Death's Hold} 15 sideboard cards

[Coffee Vampire]

Discard deck. Win con is affliction. Keyrunes help. Mutilate for creatures that get out/dreadbore for pws. Suggestions?

[Monrodesign]

{Night Terrors} +2
{Sign in Blood} -2

[ChrisRodriguez]

{despise} and {distress} are rotating out of standard.

[Mothaelon]

If suggest some nighthawks for helping as chump blockers, cause you are gaining life by blocking and killing their stuff

And you need to survive to win with this deck, it's not fast by any means and Aggro decks will rip you apart

[Coffee Vampire]

Updated with some defense. Thanks for all the suggestions guys!!!

I like how {Wall of Fire} combos with {Triumph of Cruelty}; if they have no creatures they discard; if they have a creature, just boost wall of fire in reaponse tothe trigger!

[Wally]

How about some cheap rats or cats with the discard feature? I think one triggers on death and the other on etb. Both are easy to sac for the big guy.

[InfinitiveDivinity]

How about some cheap rats or cats with the discard feature? I think one triggers on death and the other on etb. Both are easy to sac for the big guy.

{Black Cat} {Ravenous Rats}

[Prophylaxis]

I would not play {Wall of Fire}, especially in a two-colored deck. It's mostly Limited fodder.