Tainted Alms

[Kaylesh]

Tainted Alms 60 cards, 0 sideboard 4 {Arid Mesa} 12 {Plains} 4 {Smoldering Marsh} 4 {Nomad Outpost} 24 lands 4 {Brutal Hordechief} 4 {Wall of Shards} 4 {Alms Beast} 12 creatures 4 {Tainted Remedy} 4 {Idyllic Tutor} 4 {Beacon of Immortality} 4 {Armistice} 4 {Arcbond} 4 {Blaze of Glory} 24 other spells Sideboard Notes: {tainted remedy} + {alms beast} makes for though decisions. It becomes even harder if you're not the one making it.

[Kaylesh]

Credits where credits due.
I know I saw the interaction of Tainted + Alms on the forum somewhere.
Then, today, someone on FB posted this one with {arcbond}. Cast it on his blocking creature, he's pretty much dead. (Lifelink creature dealing 6 to you, opponent, {Alms beast} = 18 life lost, in addition to the 6 he gets from the {arcbond}, that will be GG.)

Then someone in the modern section mentioned {wall of shards} having good synergy.
Last but not least I think it was {{noblellama}} who came up with {beacon of immortality} as instant kill.

All this stuffed together in a casual brew around {tainted remedy}.

To help your opponent (in case he decides not to attack with this board state) there's {brutal horde chief} & {blaze of glory}. They will force your opponent to block your bearer of poisoned alms.
And for carddraw good old {armastice}. {3}{W}{W} deal three, draw three seems ok.

[Thefluffymacheen]

there is so much happiness in this deck that I feel all warm and fuzzy inside

You spelled pain wrong...