Tight pants!

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on
Everybody's lookin' at my tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on
I'm the only guy and I'm wearing tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on
I'm the guy guy wearing tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on
Everyone in town loves my tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on.
People wouldn't lie about my tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on.
I can dance real low, I can dance real high.
I can sleep real well knowing I'm the only guy that's wearing tight pants and I'm the only one.
[Will Ferrell]
Hey, hey slow down there old friend. You say people are talkin' about your tight pants down at the local five and dime? Well, I find that hard to believe because I live in this town and everyone I know is talkin' about my tight pants.
[Jimmy Fallon]
Well, I talked to Mayor Grimble the other day and he declared my pants the tightest in the land!
[Will Ferrell]
Now you listen to me you sick son of a *****... I don't know who you are or where you came from but I'm the only one in this town that can wear tight pants! You got it? I will end you! Don't wake the snake! Hisssssss! You drinkin' my sake, Kemosabe?
[Will Ferrell]
Rocknrolla Ayatollah. I guess I'll find a new town.
[Will Ferrell]
Everybody's talkin' bout my tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on.
Will Ferrell – Jimmy Fallon – Tight Pants. Everybody's talkin' bout my tight pants, I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on.

[Galabranth]

I have tight pants and I need to buy one before my guts bust out. ;_;