Torpor Orb Deck

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

Well, 1337m00nm4n and I have been brainstorming this deck for a while, and we've come up with:
{Torpor Orb}
{Eater of Days}
{Leveler}
What else has a terrible ETB effect that we can exploit with this? I'll be testing this on Cockatrice if anyone wants to see if it works...

[TBNL]

{Phyrexian Dreadnought}.
And I would play you just to see how ridiculous it is

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

{Phyrexian Dreadnought}.
And I would play you just to see how ridiculous it is

Great, excellent.....

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

What about {Jokukmorder}?

[TBNL]

What about {Jokukmorder}?

You could make it U/G huge creature ramp if you want to play that guy

[XFatal]

What about {Jokukmorder}?

In my opinion, itd be too expensive for what the deck is trying to accomplish. Might I suggest using {Grimoire of the Dead} to discard and play {Phage the Untouchable}?

[1337m00nm4n]

Nice, nice. I want four copies of all cards mentioned so far if anyone has em!

[TBNL]

Also any of the "hunted" creatures.
{Hunted Wumpus}
{Hunted Dragon}
{Hunted Troll}
{Hunted Horror}
{Hunted Phantasm}
{Hunted Lammasu}

[1337m00nm4n]

I am SO gonna make this deck on cockatrice!

[1337m00nm4n]

Mkay, made the deck. Has everything mentioned so far except for jorkulblah whatever it's name is. Five color deck, so it has five mana of each color as well as for quicksilver amulets and three manaliths. P.S. I have NONE of these cards in real life LOLZ.

[TBNL]

Mkay, made the deck. Has everything mentioned so far except for jorkulblah whatever it's name is. Five color deck, so it has five mana of each color as well as for quicksilver amulets and three manaliths. P.S. I have NONE of these cards in real life LOLZ.

You play on Cockatrice?

[1337m00nm4n]

Do now! I just downloaded it last night, won my first game with my red burn deck

[1337m00nm4n]

And I just thought of something! We could make a mono blue torpor orb deck so if we don't get our torpor orbs, we can drop a laboratory maniac and then a leveler for an instant win!

[TBNL]

And I just thought of something! We could make a mono blue torpor orb deck so if we don't get our torpor orbs, we can drop a laboratory maniac and then a leveler for an instant win!

I just know that my version can consistently drop a {Phyrexian Dreadnaught} turn 3. People get upset