Wordplay the punnening

[Udntnome]

Post your worst puns here

New Pierexia

All will be consumed

[The Pyromancer]

This is sodium funny
That was also punny
Want to hear a potassium joke? K.
What did the strawberry say about my jokes? They are berry good.

[Mlerner12]

Will people stop making chemistry puns? All the good ones Argon.

[Mlerner12]

What did one ocean day to the other? Nothing, they just waved. Do you sea what I did there? I think you shore did. Are you clamming up? I think not, these are otterly horrible. Dolphinitely the worst I've ever made. These are Whaley good at being bad though. But don't insult these, then you'd be a beach.