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At least we can all find solace in Joe Biden's nice pecs

but does he make you wet?

Nope, definently moist.

Gives you wings

Joe Biden makes me moist.

BAN THE CONSPIRACY THEORY BELIEVER!

YOU AND YOUR LIZARDMEN MODS CANNOT HIDE THE TRUTH FOR LONG FOOL.

Do any of you play pauper? What decks do you play? My friends and I are thinking about getting into it but I don't know anything about the format or the meta.

After some serious testing I've added
2  {Siege-Gang Commander}
-2  {Mogg War Marshal}
4 {Goblin Piledriver}
-1 {warren instigator }
+2  {Goblin Wardriver}

I feel like siege gang commander is way to slow for this kind of deck, and if you run it it should be constrained to sb

Was a Russian commie

Bush did 9/11.

As a monoburn player I can tell you that Boros burn splash green for main board Atarkas command and sideboard destructive revelry is the way to go. Mono red, although more budget, misses out on so many awesome cards like Boros charm and lightning helix as well as cards like Atarkas command which, with the right mana base, is strictly better skullcrack.

Hi Everyone! For those of you who have not met me, I'm the guy who plays burn In modern. I'm in Kaalia w/ haste, dimiroverlord, intellegentelmen and obsinantbaloths playgroup. Today I played at a modern event, and I went 3-1.

Match 1 Infect 2-0
G1: pretty standard burn vs infect game, he played creatures, I bolted creatures. The game went on a while when I thought he had spell pierce in hand, but eventually I made it
G2: not much to say, burned him out.

Match 2 U/R Twin 2-1
G1: I burn him out hard the first couple of turns and by turn 4 he is at 6, and I'm hellbent. The next 3 turns were pretty much draw, pass. He kept looking for his combo with lighthouse, and I was trying to get enough instant burn to break through his counters. Eventually I got 4 burnspells and cast them all for the win.
G2: I keep hand with 2 path to exiles in it, turn 3 he plays pestermite, taps my only white source and combos out next turn. Felt like a chump.
G3:  Can't remember much about this game. He ended up going for the beat down plan, and I had more damage a turn.

Match 3 Merfolk 1-2
G1: This game I went too slow, he cast 2 master of waves and I got rekt.
G2: I burned him out quickly and bolted his lords so he couldn't get any gas going.
G3: Kept a one lander with a lot of good one mana burn spells and creatures. Opponent turn 2 spreading seas me. Didn't get another land until turn 4 and by then it was too late.

Match 4 Merfolk 2-1
G1: You guys know how I'm an idiot, right? Kept a one lander with a lot of 1 mana burn spells. Opponent turn 2 spreading seas, but this one I top deck a check land turn 3. Unfortunately it entered tapped and although I got my opponent down to 4 life he beat me down.
G2: He turn one Aether vialed, I turn 2 destructive revelried, and then I burned him out as he tried to find more islands.
G3: I kept a very similar hand to G1 and Match 3 G3, but this time I was on the draw, and top decked a land on turn 1. He did turn 2 spreading seas, but I was able to destructive revelry turn 3 and he was unable to get a good board presence before I killed him.

Prepare for a huge surprise!
{lightning bolt}

Float a red, bolt your face.

{BoltYourFace}

I'm thinking cut elder and move like 2 dryads to sb, in favor of around 2 CoCo and 4 {aspect of the hydra}