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Don't insalt me.

That is a horrible pun

So bad it's almost verbal as-salt.

I'm not certain. The grayscale look is nice...

www.reddit.com/u/_Vargas_

I would appreciate participating.

I am in eastern Ohio.

I am, of course, Lord Ciel of the Phantomhive Manor.

Ciel Phantomhive, the Confused Soul
{1}{U}{B} or {0}
-1: The next time target creature would enter the battlefield, it is destroyed instead.
+12: Destroy target nonwhite, nonblack, nonred, nonblue, nongeeen, noncolorless creature.
-8: You get an emblem that says "Whenever a creature you control with defender becomes blocked, the defender's controller loses the game."
Starting loyalty: -1

{G}

I feel... Confused. Sad.

Splicer of ESPER Cards
{2}{W}{B}{U} loyalty: 4

+2: reveal the top card of your library. If you have the proper mana to cast it, put it in your hand.
-4: You may play a card from your hand that shares two or more colours with Splicer for free.
-16: You may search through your library for any cards sharing a colour with Splicer with a converted mana cost 5 or less and play it. If it is a land, put it in your hand.

Anything, again. I do request I am good, however. I apologize for wording.

What colours do you want Ciel?

Any colors. It is up to you.

Well, this would work logically but for the fact the author explains the Eagles would never get close to Mount Doom from fear. The Eagles went as far as they would ever go in the book.

And yet they show up at mount doom anyway at the final battle to combat the nazghul

When is this? I seem to have forgotten.

Skyshadow, Scourge of Sex Offenders
{1}{B}{W}{R}
+1: Destroy target creature if it attacks on its controllers next turn.
+1: destroy target nonwhite, black creature
-8: you get an emblem that says "whenever an opponent kills a creature you control with summoning sickness that player loses 5 life."
Starting loyalty: 5

None of those abilities make any sense

What confuses you? It seems proper to me.

Skyshadow, Scourge of Sex Offenders
{1}{B}{W}{R}
+1: Destroy target creature if it attacks on its controllers next turn.
+1: destroy target nonwhite, black creature
-8: you get an emblem that says "whenever an opponent kills a creature you control with summoning sickness that player loses 5 life."
Starting loyalty: 5

Well, this would work logically but for the fact the author explains the Eagles would never get close to Mount Doom from fear. The Eagles went as far as they would ever go in the book.

Kappa!

Hodor hodor

{Ciel Phantomhive}.

I'm interested. Where can I see it for myself?