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Should be T2 eldrazi, because {Channel} requires {g}{g} to cast, correct?

Congratulations! You found a combo with {Mind Over Matter}.

Your sarcasm level is over 9000

OVER 9000? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

I only net decked once and regretted it. What really gets me going with magic is when someone is like "Yeah I haven't lost in two weeks" and then they win. I also build all my decks and have a good time of it. What really ticks me off is when someone is sitting across the table with their legacy deck UNSLEEVED! I also get ticked off when someone asks to play my deck and I ask which one  and the response I get is "that aggroey one". Most of my decks are aggro.

I never use sleeves. Ever.

May I ask why?

It's extra money that I don't need to spend. They make my deck huge and slippery. (minds out of the gutters, y'all.) And if I want to keep the cards in decent condition, I'll just play on a clean table with clean hands.

I only net decked once and regretted it. What really gets me going with magic is when someone is like "Yeah I haven't lost in two weeks" and then they win. I also build all my decks and have a good time of it. What really ticks me off is when someone is sitting across the table with their legacy deck UNSLEEVED! I also get ticked off when someone asks to play my deck and I ask which one  and the response I get is "that aggroey one". Most of my decks are aggro.

I never use sleeves. Ever.

I'm a big fan of {Messenger's Speed} and {Gods Willing}.

Oh, also {Fearsome Temper}.

I think this has been known for a little while. There's also a series of cutesy anime-inspired figures.

I couldn't be any less interested in either.

Here comes horsemanship...

Oh god. Why.

For the love of god please no

Ugh.... but if it makes sense anywhere, it's here. And it counts as "something old".

Looks like i picked the right time to quit buying cards. (I've said this before)

What's wrong with Horsemanship? It's pretty much unblockable, which is always printed.

It's not unblockable, it's flying... except we already have flying. It's really dumb to have 2 of the same thing with different names. (Shadow is different because it's a 2-way street. Can't block OR be blocked)

It's not flying. Flying creatures and creatures with reach cannot block horsemanship.

Creatures with Flying can only be blocked by other creatures with Flying. (pre-Reach keyword)
Creatures with Horsemanship can only be blocked by other creatures with Horsemanship. (pre-Pikeman or other surely soon-to-exist keyword)

They're the same thing.

Here comes horsemanship...

Oh god. Why.

For the love of god please no

Ugh.... but if it makes sense anywhere, it's here. And it counts as "something old".

Looks like i picked the right time to quit buying cards. (I've said this before)

What's wrong with Horsemanship? It's pretty much unblockable, which is always printed.

It's not unblockable, it's flying... except we already have flying. It's really dumb to have 2 of the same thing with different names. (Shadow is different because it's a 2-way street. Can't block OR be blocked)

It seems to me that {Reliquary Tower} might be nice here.

Here comes horsemanship...

Oh god. Why.

For the love of god please no

Ugh.... but if it makes sense anywhere, it's here. And it counts as "something old".

Looks like i picked the right time to quit buying cards. (I've said this before)

{Krenko, Mob Boss} is a lot of fun. It's not good, but it's fun.

My {Kemba, Kha regent} deck is really good, but that's on a kitchen table level. I don't know how it would fare in a competitive event.

There it is. I knew I was just missing something.

{Lust for War} + {Narcolepsy}

Rooftop Storm? Why is that in there, anyway? (I'm sure I'm just missing something)