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Title: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:04:47 AM
Want to test my lumbering behemoth before tomorrow. Modern Casual.

I rolled an 18. Bring it.

Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:05:52 AM
If you don't get anyone before me and coffee finish I'll play.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:08:04 AM
PM me when you're done. Otherwise, first come, first served. 😁
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:09:27 AM
Okay. I rolled a 7. All you.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:11:07 AM
Okay.  I'll keep.

Play {Sapseep Forest} tapped.

20/6

Go.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:13:00 AM
I guess ill keep.
Draw.
Play {Rootbound crag} tapped.
Pass.

20/7
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:15:41 AM
Untap.
Upkeep.
Draw.
Play forest.
Cast {Elvish Visionary}, tapping out.
Draw.

your go.
20/6
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:17:24 AM
Untap.
Draw.
Play forest.
Tap forest and crag for green.
Play {Strangleroot Geist}
Attack with Geist for 2.
Pass turn.
20/6
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:20:53 AM
I'll take it.
18/6

Untap, upkeep, draw.
Play {Sapseep Forest} tapped.
Cast {Lightning Greaves}, tapping out.
Go.
18/5
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:22:38 AM
Untap.
Draw.
Play mountain.
Tap forest and crag for green.
Play another {Strangleroot Geist}
Attack with both for 4.
Pass turn.
20/5
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:27:16 AM
Block one with the Elf. Taking two.

16/4

Untap upkeep draw
Play {Dryad Arbor}. Equip it with the greaves. Any response?
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:28:26 AM
No. But question on undying? Does he come back tapped or untapped?
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: Coffee Vampire on August 06, 2012, 12:29:01 AM
untappppped
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:29:32 AM
Okay. Sweet.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:33:41 AM
So, you have a tapped 2/1 and an untapped 3/2.

I just wanted to use the Dryad for mana any way (it's got summoning sickness you see. ;))

Tap put for Sad Robot (Solemn Simulacrum). Searching for a land.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:34:52 AM
Don't forget to let me shuffle your deck after.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:36:50 AM
Cut?

Play a forest tapped.

16/4

All yours.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:42:10 AM
It has to be a cut? I thought I was allowed to give it a shuffle or two. Anyways.

Untap.
Draw.
Play forest.
Play {deadly recluse} tapping one mountain, one forest.
{searing spear} you tapping crag and forest.
Tapped out.
Attack with 2/1 Geist for 2.
Pass turn.

20/3
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:47:01 AM
You're free to shuffle, with my guys we trust each other enoug for a simple cut of the deck.

Take the three 13/4.  Block your dude with the robot. Draw.

Untap upkeep draw.
Play forest. Tap all but dryad for a {Vorapede}. I go to equip tha boots. Response?
Sorry, you're tapped out.

Swing with Vorapede.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:48:00 AM
My response is to shrug because my deck has no answers for equipment lol
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:49:19 AM
I'm done. 13/4
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:54:48 AM
Untap.
Draw.
Miracle {thunderous wrath} tapping a mountain, targeting you.
Play a mountain.
Tap two forests, one mountain for {borderland ranger}
Search for a mountain, show it to you.
Put it in my hand.
Shuffle.
Attack with both geists for 6.
Pass turn.
17/2. Crag still untapped
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:56:49 AM
I attacked with the Vorapede before I ended my turn. Do you want to step back and block?
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 12:58:28 AM
Oh sorry. After I saw "your response" I skipped the rest somehow.
Block him with recluse and take 3.
Everything else will be the same.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:03:25 AM
Okay.  After my Vorapede comes back from undying ill re-equip the boots before passing.
On you turn, I'll block both of your guys, then cast {Primal Bellow} on dryad, tappin the dryad for mana. Dryad 7/7.

8/3
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:03:59 AM
My turn?
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:04:31 AM
Okay. My geists are dead.

Yes
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: AgrusKos on August 06, 2012, 01:05:40 AM
Quote from: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:04:31 AM
Okay. My geists are dead.
how?
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:07:24 AM
He blocked one with the 6/5 thing and one with a 7/7 forest creature thing. I believe.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:08:04 AM
Untap upkeep draw.

Play forest.
Cast {Acidic slime} Targetting your untapped land. I have a Sapseep untapped.

I'll slide the boots on the slime (how slime wears boots without them disintegrating I'll never know.)

Swing with the slime and 'pede for 8.
8/2
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:09:30 AM
Okay. Rootbound crag is gone.
I guess I'll take the 8 and go to 9. I hate your boots btw.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:11:10 AM
After combat I'll move them back to the 'pede an say go.

How they're not banned, I don't know.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:12:56 AM
Untap.
Draw.
Play mountain.
Tap two forests three mountains for {zealous conscripts}.
Attempt to steal your slime.......
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:13:48 AM
All yours.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:14:18 AM
I wish they were banned, at least for this game lol. Woulda grabbed your vorpede with conscripts last turn.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:14:57 AM
😝
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:16:18 AM
Another stupid question from someone not well versed in the rules.. You can't put the equip ability on the stack targeting slime and cause my ability to do nothing?

I'll swing with your slime for 2.
Pass turn.
9/1
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:18:15 AM
Fair question.  Equip is sorcery speed, so I can't do it in response. I'll take the 2.

6/2

If I could do it as an instant, then yes I coul have countered the steal
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:19:43 AM
Ah that makes sense. I guess they're not as overpowered as I thought. Still don't like them.. Lol
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:22:32 AM
Untap upkeep draw.

Play a forest.
Cast {Eternal Witness} returning {Primal Bellow} from my gy to hand.

Swing with Vorapede and 'Cid.  Cast Bellow on slimer. He's 10/10.
I'll tap a Sap to gain a life

7/1
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:23:51 AM
Who's cid and how much is bellows for?
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: AgrusKos on August 06, 2012, 01:24:10 AM
Quote from: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:23:51 AM
Who's cid and how much is bellows for?
Acidic slime
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:25:11 AM
'Cid = Acidic Slime = Slimer (sorry. :))

I have 8 forests. 
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:26:32 AM
You can tell I like a card by how many nicknames I give it.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:28:04 AM
Okay. I guess I'm blocking slime with borderland ranger and taking 6 to go to 3. If that works.

And why wouldn't you have switched the boots to slime and casts bellows on the guy with trample? Wouldn't that have been lethal? Not criticizing, just trying to learn.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:28:29 AM
That a go, btw. Not sure if it was implied or not.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:29:08 AM
What lands do you have untapped?
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:29:52 AM
Nothing. I tapped all 5 for conscripts.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:31:36 AM
Oh. I though you might've still had tricks, so I played it safe with my Vorapede. I had thought about it, but I also forgot about the ranger. I though I'd be taking out your last guy.

Anywho.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:34:09 AM
I don't think it makes a difference now lol.
I drew {wracked with madness}.
I can't use it to kill your vorapede because of the boots
My other card's searing spear which isn't enough
Conscripts wouldn't do any good attacking but can't block enough to save me
I believe you win.
Good game and damn those boots.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:36:19 AM
Damn the boots indeed. 😁

GG I was afeared for a bit there when you came a swinging early with the giests.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:37:35 AM
Haha I had conscripts in my hand the whole time and was excited to use it for the win. And then your two mana card shut down my whole deck. Thank god those aren't standard legal. They didn't reprint them, right!?
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: AgrusKos on August 06, 2012, 01:38:40 AM
Should have thunderous wrathed the vorapede when it came back
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:39:20 AM
That was when I still believed the boots were instant speed lol. Figured it would be a waste.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:41:20 AM
No no, not in any new formats. They did reprint them in all of the Commander decks, and some other precons.  They're really OP, but they "fixed" them with {Swiftfoot Boots}. The problem is the {0} equip cost, effectively giving all your guys haste.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: Coffee Vampire on August 06, 2012, 01:42:18 AM
Ah, the boots. One of the first cards I added to my first deck: vampire onslaught event deck. I wuv teh bootz.

Now someone just has to make a cat deck with them ;)
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:43:30 AM
{Leonin Shikari}
My group HATED that deck. >:D

Man, Puss 'n Boots!  I wish I had thought of that back in the day. But, there wouldn't be a movie for a long time. Good call CV.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:46:13 AM
Yeah having to pay makes them fair. I'm still working on my sideboard though and after this I guess I'll be adding a couple {smelt}. Quick question about my deck if you don't mind. Do you think I'd be better off with two {vexing devil} in place of my two {thunderous wrath}. I think the vexing devils would mostly be burn anyways and aren't as versatile as wrath allowing me to take out a creature. But I'd much rather have a devil in my starting hand than a wrath. Can't decide lol
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:48:13 AM
Decklist?
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: AgrusKos on August 06, 2012, 01:50:39 AM
Why you post in casual?
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:52:30 AM
One sec. Can't figure out how to share it so I'll just copy/paste. There were 6 substitute cards I used because I'm still waiting for the rest to come in the mail, hopefully tomorrow. Substitutes were 2 deadly recluse for 2 elvish visionary, 2 borderland ranger for 1 arbor elf and 1 garruk primal hunter, and 2 thunderous wrath for the vexing devils. List coming pronto
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:54:38 AM
Land (22)

2 {Evolving Wilds}
4 {Rootbound Crag}
9 {Forest}
7 {Mountain}

Creatures (20)

4 {Arbor Elf}
2 {Strangleroot Geist}
4 {Elvish Visionary}
2 {Wolfir Avenger}
2 {Primordial Hydra}
2 {Wolfir Silverheart}
2 {Vexing Devil}
2 {Zealous Conscript}

Spells (16)

2 {Rancor}
2 {Ranger's Path}
2 {Increasing Savagery}
4 {Searing Spear}
2 {Increasing Vengeance}
2 {Wrack with Madness}
2 {Fling}

Planeswalkers (2)

1 {Chandra, the Firebrand}
1 {Garruk, Primal Hunter}
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 01:55:19 AM
Hmmm, well, given that your dualies are gonna play tapped T1, and youve got other good early plays, you're not running a ton of {R}, I'd say this deck would rather have the wrath to seal late-game. especially with your {Increasing Vengeance}. 10 damage for {R}{R}{R} will end things.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 01:57:25 AM
Good points. Thanks for the help. Now I can save myself the 10 bucks lol. I went to three stores looking for the devils today and they were no where to be found
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: Thorn on August 06, 2012, 08:49:53 AM
BJ the boots have an equip cost of 1.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: GoJuDragon on August 06, 2012, 11:47:38 AM
Quote from: Thorn on August 06, 2012, 08:49:53 AM
BJ the boots have an equip cost of 1.
{Swiftfoot boots} do, he was using {lightning greaves}
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: Thorn on August 06, 2012, 11:48:42 AM
Quote from: GoJuDragon on August 06, 2012, 11:47:38 AM
Quote from: Thorn on August 06, 2012, 08:49:53 AM
BJ the boots have an equip cost of 1.
{Swiftfoot boots} do, he was using {lightning greaves}
He sai he was using boots I thought.
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: tsul25 on August 06, 2012, 11:50:21 AM
He was just calling the greaves boots lol
Title: Re: Jester's Jank vs. tsul25
Post by: BlackJester on August 06, 2012, 12:56:27 PM
I guess I shouldn't be too conversational, considering you can't see my cards. Don't want to cause confusion. 🙇