As a Magic The Gathering player since the year 19 and 94 I am a seasoned veteran. I have set out in a search to find the most effective way to gain life as I am unwilling to accept 20 life points and want to become a 1%'er by having more life points than any player during a given game of Magic(trademark r). I have scoured the depths of every set (even Fallen Empires) in search of that card or the combo that will deliver me the high echelon of life I expect after such an effort. My conclusion is not a hard to accomplish combo or a pricey relic of old, it is none other than the {merchant ship}. If anyone knows a better way to do what the {merchant ship} does so peaceably then I stand here ready to listen
The soul sisters seem like a good way to gain large amounts of life.
{Auriok Champion}
{Soul Warden}
{Essence Warden}
{Soul's Attendant}
...by having 4 of any combination of these cards out, a simple {Gather the Townsfolk} will fetch you 8 life.
An {Alliance of Arms} for 4 would fetch you 36 life. 5 mana for 36 life? Not bad :p
There are also infinite combos...just use www.google.com.
... merchant ship is a joke...
Mentally challenged or trolling
{Judge of Currents} + {Paradise Mantle} + {Pemmin's Aura} = infinite Life
GG?
Works with infinite token generation combo (one of the many) and {Conclave Phalanx}
I kinda want to see a soul sisters orzhov with blood artist now.
Quote from: Dudecore on July 20, 2012, 05:14:10 PM
{Judge of Currents} + {Paradise Mantle} + {Pemmin's Aura} = infinite Life
GG?
Works with infinite token generation combo (one of the many) and {Conclave Phalanx}
Then do {Test of Endurane}
M13 creature enchantment. When creature does player damage, double your life total.
Quote from: Imdowd80 on July 20, 2012, 09:03:21 PM
M13 creature enchantment. When creature does player damage, double your life total.
{celestial mantle}?
{stream of life}??
Apparently the humor was missed.
i forget how but my friend got up to 108
{soul warden} and all the other EtB life gainers can get out of hand. Then toss in {Serra ascendant} and it gets real fun once you hit 30 life. Of course you can have an early {ajanis Pridemate} out so he gets real big then hook him up with an {armadillo cloak} and you will be a true 1%er as you suck the life force from the lil guys.....Muwhahaha!!!!!
Have you ever gotten a job from a poor person?
Quote from: Bluenote20 on July 21, 2012, 08:49:03 AM
Apparently the humor was missed.
No we got it. I said mentally challenged or trolling.
Quote from: Bluenote20 on July 21, 2012, 08:58:43 AM
Have you ever gotten a job from a poor person?
Does a blow or hand count?
Quote from: Bluenote20 on July 21, 2012, 08:49:03 AM
Apparently the humor was missed.
I got it. Haven't had a chance to give you a delicious {Lifegift} yet.
Quote from: BlackJester on July 21, 2012, 12:35:00 PM
Quote from: Bluenote20 on July 21, 2012, 08:49:03 AM
Apparently the humor was missed.
I got it. Haven't had a chance to give you a delicious {Lifegift} yet.
I want that delicious {Seed of Life} of yours.
Well, if you want to boost your health, why stop short at +5, +20, or even doubling your life, hmm? Why not reach for the stars!✨🌟✨
Unlimited life. Yo' I hurd u like {Fastbond}, brah.
{Fastbond} + {Grazing Gladeheart} + {Simic Growth Chamber} or any Ravnica bounce land
OR
{Fastbond} + {Zuran Orb} + {Crucible of Words}
Real estate is where it's at, homes. 8)
Quote from: BlackJester on July 21, 2012, 12:49:48 PM
Real estate is where it's at, homes. 8)
I see what you did there, lol.
Quote from: Kuberr on July 21, 2012, 12:47:05 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on July 21, 2012, 12:35:00 PM
Quote from: Bluenote20 on July 21, 2012, 08:49:03 AM
Apparently the humor was missed.
I got it. Haven't had a chance to give you a delicious {Lifegift} yet.
I want that delicious {Seed of Life} of yours.
Like I said Kubes, sent me your address and I'll fire some your way. It won't take long, but it might get stopped at the boarder. I'll need to slap on some Biohazard stickers. ⚠💀
As far as delicious goes, I wouldnt know. But I can switch from coffee to cranberry juice just for you. 😉
Quote from: BlackJester on July 21, 2012, 12:49:48 PM
Well, if you want to boost your health, why stop short at +5, +20, or even doubling your life, hmm? Why not reach for the stars!✨🌟✨
Unlimited life. Yo' I hurd u like {Fastbond}, brah.
{Fastbond} + {Grazing Gladeheart} + {Simic Growth Chamber} or any Ravnica bounce land
OR
{Fastbond} + {Zuran Orb} + {Crucible of Words}
Real estate is where it's at, homes. 8)
Oh lawd I need to get me some fastbonds. That is hilarious. You are an artist.
Quote from: BlackJester on July 21, 2012, 12:49:48 PM
Well, if you want to boost your health, why stop short at +5, +20, or even doubling your life, hmm? Why not reach for the stars!✨🌟✨
Unlimited life. Yo' I hurd u like {Fastbond}, brah.
{Fastbond} + {Grazing Gladeheart} + {Simic Growth Chamber} or any Ravnica bounce land
OR
{Fastbond} + {Zuran Orb} + {Crucible of Words}
Real estate is where it's at, homes. 8)
Landfall deck time with {Rampaging Blaloth}+the beast that lets you draw a card when a creature with power 4 or greater comes into play+{champion of lambholdt}