Post your favorite flavor text, quotes, etc. anything!
While I am reminiscing this is something an old friend said to me:
I've got a plan. First you reveal to me that you are actually a reincarnation of the highest member of the Azorius Senate, then you use your power to smite our enemys. Ok?
There are a ton but here are the first two that come to mind.
"One bone broken for every twig snapped underfoot."--Llanowar Elves
"Beast. Defiler. The source of all my pain!" -- Baron Sengir
{mon's goblin raiders}
'just because they have a club doesn't mean they're organized'
{Goblin Balloon Brigade} is a fun one. I also like {Canyon Minotaur}.(core sets version)
{Mind Funeral}
"The soul is only as eternal as I say it is."
You're all wrong. It's {Terrifying Presence}!
Quote from: Gorzo on July 20, 2012, 09:48:35 AM
{Goblin Balloon Brigade} is a fun one. I also like {Canyon Minotaur}.(core sets version)
You win in my mind, I also like {Cleaver Riot} and {Goblin Chieftan} (2012).
Quote from: darkarts981 on July 20, 2012, 10:41:00 AM
Quote from: Gorzo on July 20, 2012, 09:48:35 AM
{Goblin Balloon Brigade} is a fun one. I also like {Canyon Minotaur}.(core sets version)
You win in my mind, I also like {Cleaver Riot} and {Goblin Chieftan} (2012).
Goblins are just so flavorful! Metaphorically. I imagine they would taste quite awful.
{Aggravate}
Pretty funny on my mind
{titanic growth}?
{primeval titan}'s is pretty funny
"Cherish these last moments. Though your miserable life has come to nothing, I have given it a magnificent end."
{warren instigator}
"Danger! Danger! Come out of the safety of your holes!"
{Canyon Minotaur} and {Alchemists Apprentice}
{werebear}
{razor field thresher}
{matca rioters}
{rafiq of the many}
Quote from: Fenster on July 20, 2012, 11:37:33 AM
"Cherish these last moments. Though your miserable life has come to nothing, I have given it a magnificent end."
{Sorin's Vengeance}?
I've always liked {Lhurgoyf}.
There are so many good ones over the years.
Quote from: BlackJester on July 20, 2012, 12:29:45 PM
I've always liked {Lhurgoyf}.
There are so many good ones over the years.
Hehe, {Ach, Hans, Run!}
{Worship}
I love this thread. I think {razorfield thresher} has gotten the biggest laugh out of me so far.
Quote from: Gorzo on July 20, 2012, 12:36:30 PM
I love this thread. I think {razorfield thresher} has gotten the biggest laugh out of me so far.
I own that card!
"No rest. No mercy. No matter what."
Quote from: AgrusKos on July 20, 2012, 12:31:22 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on July 20, 2012, 12:29:45 PM
I've always liked {Lhurgoyf}.
There are so many good ones over the years.
Hehe, {Ach, Hans, Run!}
See, I always thought that "Lhurgoyf" was the sound Saffi made as she was being eaten.
I've always like {harmless assault}.
{Last Word} is pretty cool.
"Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you."
Quote from: BlackJester on July 20, 2012, 12:54:25 PM
Quote from: AgrusKos on July 20, 2012, 12:31:22 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on July 20, 2012, 12:29:45 PM
I've always liked {Lhurgoyf}.
There are so many good ones over the years.
Hehe, {Ach, Hans, Run!}
See, I always thought that "Lhurgoyf" was the sound Saffi made as she was being eaten.
I've always thought he looked like Tarmagoyf eating a baby.
But then again, I think lyrgoyf was the original.
I was going more for the fact that the qoute could be used to promote cummunism as the ideal is great but the idols are not :)
Alas the cheering for communism :P
Quote from: Fenster on July 20, 2012, 01:06:59 PM
I was going more for the fact that the qoute could be used to promote cummunism as the ideal is great but the idols are not :)
Alas the cheering for communism :P
I wonder. Do you know what communism is?
Quote from: Kuberr on July 20, 2012, 01:11:47 PM
Quote from: Fenster on July 20, 2012, 01:06:59 PM
I was going more for the fact that the qoute could be used to promote cummunism as the ideal is great but the idols are not :)
Alas the cheering for communism :P
I wonder. Do you know what communism is?
Yes i do know. I am a socialist at heart but i know that communism is impossible to implement in a real world but as a utopia situation the ideal is quite good.
That's stupid as hell.
Quote from: Kuberr on July 20, 2012, 01:17:06 PM
That's stupid as hell.
Lets not get into a political debate because like they saying goes "In a room of six people there are atleast 30 opinions"
or in layman terms "Opinions are like @$$holes, everybody has one." :P
True. I hate .politics., so I shan't argue it.
Quote from: Fenster on July 20, 2012, 01:22:35 PM
Quote from: Kuberr on July 20, 2012, 01:17:06 PM
That's stupid as hell.
Lets not get into a political debate because like they saying goes "In a room of six people there are atleast 30 opinions"
or in layman terms "Opinions are like @$$holes, everybody has one." :P
Agreed. Let's keep the opinions on this thread Flavor text based (said the worst off-topic offender on the forum. ;))
{Eastern Paladin}
"Wrath is no vice when inflicted upon the deserving"
{Think Twice}
{Go for the Throat}
{Merfolk looter} seventh edition
{Goblin Mountaineer} from Portal. Obscure jokes are my favs. hehe
Whaaattt? No love for {Rancor}??
"Hatred outlives the hateful"
Best card, best quote. Haha
{Gruul War Plow}. Still makes me laugh every time.
{Curse of the Bloody Tome}
{Distress} M12. Oozing with hilarious flavor!
Quote from: BlackJester on July 20, 2012, 01:28:16 PM
Agreed. Let's keep the opinions on this thread Flavor text based (said the worst off-topic offender on the forum. ;))
What ?
I didn't say anything.
Quote from: Fenster on July 20, 2012, 01:22:35 PM
"Opinions are like @$$holes, everybody has one." :P
Yes but they are very important you have to use them or you will be full of 💩 and end up 😲👻
Please return to your regular topic and sorry for the interrupt.
{Phyrexian Hulk}
Card sucks but the flavor text is cool.
The DD version in particular.
"Your life will set with the sun." - {Vampire Nocturnus}
{Diabolic Edict} gets my vote off the top of my head.
{Raging Goblin} and {Phyrexian Hulk}
{intangible virtue} cause it says motly crew
{Butcher Goul}
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on July 22, 2012, 01:47:47 AM
{Butcher Goul}
Made me think of this.
{Scornful æther lich}
I persinally love {Dwarven Miner}'s flavor text
{Show and Tell}
{phyosis crawler}
{gather specimens}
{sphinx of the steel wind}
I think {Smelt} is funny, as it makes a Darksteel joke. You also gotta love {Lava Axe} with Catch!
Both Editions {goblin gardener}
I have always like the flavor text from {smother}. Both versions.
{Turn to Mist}
Quote from: Xanzurth on July 23, 2012, 11:03:07 AM
I have always like the flavor text from {smother}. Both versions.
My favorite 1b kill spell when it was in standard.
Don't think anyone said {Band Surblade}.
"Dreams are tempting because one is so powerful in them. Dreams are dangerous because that power is a lie." {stream of unconsciousness}
"A circle of sugar and a word of forbiddance."
{oblivion ring} from lorwyn
Go for the Throat
"Having flesh is increasingly a liability on Mirrodin"
or
Barony Vampire
"Poor little sun-dweller out past curfew. And to think, you might have survived if it wasn't so close to suppertime"
"Rats come in one amount, too many."
Quote from: Clint9119 on August 03, 2012, 05:24:33 AM
"Rats come in one amount, too many."
lol with a crying laughing face that I can't do on the desktop
"Guilty."
- {Divine Verdict}, M13
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on October 30, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
"Guilty."
- {Divine Verdict}, M13
I like that a lot more then the m10 flavor text.
{barktooth warbeard} best introduction to a legend...lol too bad he sucks...
{Dead Reveler}
Quote from: Double-O-Scotch on October 30, 2012, 01:29:30 PM
{barktooth warbeard} best introduction to a legend...lol too bad he sucks...
Got a problem with a stick of 6/5 vanilla? For 7 mana? î„…
Has anyone said {Ogre Savant} yet?
{Telepathy}
{Wall of ice}
{Acidic Soil}
{Elvish Archers}
The one from 4th edition or revised... Not 7e crap...:D
{Overeager Apprentice} is pretty good
There is a goblin, I don't remember the specific card:
"ok, everybody but me, Charge!"
Quote from: CajunJynx on October 31, 2012, 02:16:43 PM
There is a goblin, I don't remember the specific card:
"ok, everybody but me, Charge!"
{Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician}
Quote from: Fenster on October 31, 2012, 02:21:53 PM
Quote from: CajunJynx on October 31, 2012, 02:16:43 PM
There is a goblin, I don't remember the specific card:
"ok, everybody but me, Charge!"
{Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician}
That is the one. The flavor for the old goblin grenades are pretty funny too. "heaven help us of they actually learn to throw them"
{Gang of Devils}
{Bump in the Night}
{Mad Prophet}
Innistrad is a humorous plane.
{Goblin Offensive}
They certainly are!
{Trained Orgg}
"That arm's for bashin'. That one's for smashin'. That one's for scratchin'. And that one... I don't know what that one's for."
{Morgue Burst}
"Let him in. He's on the list."
Jeez... {Mental Misstep} is nice... But there are SO MANY...
I use {Last Word} IRL though :)
Quote from: Noblellama on January 11, 2014, 06:24:25 PM
Tony... How did you dig up a thread from over a year ago???
I thought necrothreading that powerful was reserved to planeswalker level feats of digging the likes of which only mlearner was capable...
For gods sake man, it was timestamped 2012!!!!!
I was trading with IBTrickey and one of the cards was Goblin Offensive. I said "check out the flavor text. It's amazing." After the trade, I wanted to post a flavor text thread but searched for one first.
Funny enough the app asked me if I was sure that I wanted to post because it had been so long. :)
Great things are often buried the deepest. :)
Quote from: Noblellama on January 11, 2014, 06:24:25 PM
Tony... How did you dig up a thread from over a year ago???
I thought necrothreading that powerful was reserved to planeswalker level feats of digging the likes of which only mlearner was capable...
For gods sake man, it was timestamped 2012!!!!!
Do you dare challenge me???!?!!?!???!??!!!!? Lol
The original {Lava Axe}.
"Catch!"
^ this guy
Quote from: Vileo on January 12, 2014, 12:43:56 AM
The original {Lava Axe}.
"Catch!"
I can't decide between this or {Time Stretch}
"There's lots of time like the present"
Quote from: darkarts981 on July 20, 2012, 10:41:00 AM
I also like {Cleaver Riot} and {Goblin Chieftan} (2012).
Also this
Quote from: darkarts981 on January 12, 2014, 01:45:09 PM
Quote from: Vileo on January 12, 2014, 12:43:56 AM
The original {Lava Axe}.
"Catch!"
I can't decide between this or {Time Stretch}
"There's lots of time like the present"
You're back omg lol nice to re-meet you
{Balefire Dragon}.
'Nuff said.
I really like {woodland cemetery}
I like the new {nyxborn shieldmate}.
"In Meletis, the walls have ears. In Akros, they have blades."
{Rakdos's Return}