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Title: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Bluenote20 on December 02, 2011, 12:30:15 PM

Clerical Nightmare

60 cards, 0 sideboard


4 {Scrubland}
4 {Plains}
4 {Swamp}
1 {Maze of Ith}
4 {Marsh Flats}
1 {Karakas}
2 {Starlit Sanctum}
2 {Godless Shrine}

22 lands


4 {Grand Abolisher}
3 {Icatian Javelineers}
2 {True Believer}
2 {Doomed Necromancer}
4 {Rotlung Reanimator}
2 {Mother of Runes}
1 {Preacher}
1 {Mikaeus, the Lunarch}
1 {Withered Wretch}
2 {Skirsdag High Priest}

22 creatures


2 {Seal of Cleansing}
1 {Umezawa's Jitte}
4 {Swords to Plowshares}
2 {Tithe}
2 {Elspeth, Knight-Errant}
2 {Righteousness}
2 {Æther Vial}
1 {Urborg Justice}

16 other spells


Sideboard

Notes:
What makes your deck such a nightmare bluenote20? Let me help you understand fellow magic player. Your attacking me with your feeble creatures, and I of course have plenty of blockers out and I slap down a {righteousness} on one. Baaammmm, now my +7+7 blocker has decimated your favorite creature. But guess what......I now sac my robust blocker to the {starlit sanctum} and waalaa , now your missing 9 plus life points and you have a sour puss. The creature I sacked to the sanctum is most likely replaced by the {rotlung reanimator} by 1 or 2 2/2's and I am looking suave and handsome. My next turn rolls about and I send a 5/5 flyer at you using my {elspeth, knight errant} to make it so and maybe I hit you for 5 because you can't block it, or maybe I sac it to the sanctum and end your planeswalking career. If that's not enough there are {grand abolisher} to turn counterspell boy's smirk into a suicidal depression. The rest of the deck is also instrumental in sending your opponent home with nothing more than a participation trophy to add to his already bustling collection from his childhood.
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Grexis on December 02, 2011, 04:54:35 PM
Pretty cool deck and I like your notes they are very creative
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: BlackJester on December 02, 2011, 05:07:23 PM
I had to read it twice because the first time I was wondering why you were being so rude to Bluenote20.  Then I realized that you were Bluenote20.  lol

+20 style points!
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Goblinking on December 02, 2011, 09:08:11 PM
Ok now not to be mean but what if they play {circle of protection white} and black? Then {wrath of god} field wipe? not being able to hit them then massive burn if it's like my Mage deck. No creatures can hit but u can be burned. {banefire}. Is just one that comes to mind
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: BlackJester on December 02, 2011, 09:25:21 PM
Quote from: Goblinking on December 02, 2011, 09:08:11 PM
Ok now not to be mean but what if they play {circle of protection white} and black? Then {wrath of god} field wipe? not being able to hit them then massive burn if it's like my Mage deck. No creatures can hit but u can be burned. {banefire}. Is just one that comes to mind

Well, I think it's pretty rare indeed to see someone with CoPs. If so, then that's what the {Seal of Cleaning}s are there for. 
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: BlackJester on December 02, 2011, 09:28:10 PM
BTW your deck name totally made me think of "clerical error". 😁
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Goblinking on December 02, 2011, 09:28:53 PM
Look at Mage deck sadly I have changed it and not put the sideboard or swaps yet but it's one of my favorite annoying decks it worked as it's posted on here with a 65% rate of win
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: BlackJester on December 02, 2011, 09:39:01 PM
Quote from: Goblinking on December 02, 2011, 09:28:53 PM
Look at Mage deck sadly I have changed it and not put the sideboard or swaps yet but it's one of my favorite annoying decks it worked as it's posted on here with a 65% rate of win

Okay, so I guess Bluenote20 had better beware if you happen to be playing that deck. Otherwise I don't think it's a very common occurance.
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Goblinking on December 02, 2011, 09:46:06 PM
It's so far the only one of it's kind in the group I play with in both the cOp aspect and the fact it has no creatures
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Bluenote20 on December 03, 2011, 05:57:18 AM
C.o.p.'s are for little nancy boys and lets not forget that you have to tap one mana for each source. Also, what color is the {starlit sanctum} is there a c.o.p land........ no....BOOM.....SOCK.........POW....
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: cltrn81 on December 03, 2011, 07:30:30 AM
Sorry Goblinking but I agree that CoPs are for Nancy boys.  You think about {doubtless one}?  I tried making a cleric deck around that card but it sucked.  For the record, he could use {rune of protection: land}
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Bluenote20 on December 03, 2011, 08:49:30 AM
Doubtless one is to inconsistent with its power and toughness and I wanted to stay in the 2 and three casting cost zone for the vial's and so on an soforth and whatnot.
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: BlackJester on December 03, 2011, 11:32:40 AM
Okay you two. You can disagree with the choice of CoPs, but let's not resort to name calling, alright?
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Goblinking on December 03, 2011, 12:16:14 PM
I'd still win then name calling means it's u fear it hahahahahaha. Plus cOp goes great in no creature decks . U slip once u lose I'd win by burn
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: BlackJester on December 03, 2011, 01:14:30 PM
CoP decks fail to milling & swarming strategies.
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Goblinking on December 03, 2011, 03:13:33 PM
I've beat my freinds mill and elfs he tryed swarming it failed I eather burn his cards low or hit his life and eather flash is fun for swarm type decks 2 damage as soon as a creature hits the field
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: BlackJester on December 03, 2011, 03:30:15 PM
Let's not spam this thread by talking about other decks. We are here to discuss Clerical Nightmare.
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Bluenote20 on December 03, 2011, 06:33:32 PM
Winning by burn is for yokel's named Cletus with lackluster imagination's.
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Goblinking on December 03, 2011, 10:04:57 PM
Swarming is dumb when demons hit hard this deck has a few issues ull wanna fix
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: BlackJester on December 04, 2011, 12:30:45 AM
Quote from: Bluenote20 on December 03, 2011, 06:33:32 PM
Winning by burn is for yokel's named Cletus with lackluster imagination's.

So that would make me a yokel named Cletus because of my direct damage deck, hmm?
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Goblinking on December 04, 2011, 01:31:30 AM
Buhahahahahaha that's funny I like it gess he hasn't played a real burn based deck or he got beat bad by one
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Grexis on December 04, 2011, 01:40:25 AM
Burn is fun to play and you can be creative with them
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: Prophylaxis on December 04, 2011, 11:25:38 PM
What is this thread about?

Anyways, there's this card that lets you tap Clerics to return it to your hand from the graveyard. There's this cleric that lets you sacrifice stuff to bring {Scion of Darkness}. There's this cleric
you can tap five clerics to gain 10 life. {Cabal Archon}?
Title: Re: Clerical Nightmare
Post by: BlackJester on December 05, 2011, 02:27:22 AM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on December 04, 2011, 11:25:38 PM
What is this thread about?

Anyways, there's this card that lets you tap Clerics to return it to your hand from the graveyard. There's this cleric that lets you sacrifice stuff to bring {Scion of Darkness}. There's this cleric
you can tap five clerics to gain 10 life. {Cabal Archon}?

I think if you do a search for cleric types in Onslaught block, you'd hit most of those.