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Title: Have you...
Post by: MasteroftheCraft on May 27, 2012, 07:01:10 AM
Ever been so annoyed with someone/something, that you did yourself/someone bodily harm?
I hate Country music w/every fiber of my being, and so when it was playing in my English class at school, I beat my head on my desk. When i looked at my desk last, there was blood on it from my head, but none ON my head. Lol
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: JaCe BeLeReN on May 27, 2012, 09:47:01 AM
My friend got bored and ate a {forest} once...
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: Greg54js on May 27, 2012, 10:11:24 AM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 27, 2012, 09:47:01 AM
My friend got bored and ate a forest once...
Which forest? The amazon rainforest or the forest in yellowstone national park?
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: Kuberr on May 27, 2012, 10:13:00 AM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 27, 2012, 07:01:10 AM
Ever been so annoyed with someone/something, that you did yourself/someone bodily harm?
I hate Country music w/every fiber of my being, and so when it was playing in my English class at school, I beat my head on my desk. When i looked at my desk last, there was blood on it from my head, but none ON my head. Lol

I know some pretty good psychiatrists.
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: MasteroftheCraft on May 27, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
;) already got one.
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: Maximo on May 27, 2012, 11:34:40 AM
uh..
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: darkarts981 on May 27, 2012, 12:16:51 PM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 27, 2012, 07:01:10 AM
Ever been so annoyed with someone/something, that you did yourself/someone bodily harm?
Lol, yeah, i once stabbed someone in the shoulder with a pencil out of blind anger
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: Jdogtoocool on May 27, 2012, 01:24:27 PM
Ooooook lol definitely check back with that psychiatrist or start wearing bandanas
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: Willthomjr on May 27, 2012, 01:48:45 PM
Learn to be more personality type b and not a. You'll live longer, cheers
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: SpiritedAway on May 28, 2012, 12:04:20 AM
Quote from: Willthomjr on May 27, 2012, 01:48:45 PM
Learn to be more personality type b and not a. You'll live longer, cheers

Solid advice. Not everyone is supposed to be a ambitious go getter. It's us that sit back and watch that have better, longer lives.
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: DirtyMustachio on May 28, 2012, 12:20:57 AM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 27, 2012, 09:47:01 AM
My friend got bored and ate a {forest} once...

My friend eats cards all the time, when his decks screw him, his latest victim was a {gibbering kami} ..........

Sigh....
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: BlackJester on May 28, 2012, 12:50:31 AM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on May 28, 2012, 12:20:57 AM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 27, 2012, 09:47:01 AM
My friend got bored and ate a {forest} once...

My friend eats cards all the time, when his decks screw him, his latest victim was a {gibbering kami} ..........

Sigh....
Good fiber, I imagine.
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: Maximo on May 28, 2012, 01:31:46 AM
Quote from: BlackJester on May 28, 2012, 12:50:31 AM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on May 28, 2012, 12:20:57 AM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 27, 2012, 09:47:01 AM
My friend got bored and ate a {forest} once...

My friend eats cards all the time, when his decks screw him, his latest victim was a {gibbering kami} ..........

Sigh....
Good fiber, I imagine.

Get that man a {Protean Hulk}, stat!
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: MasteroftheCraft on May 28, 2012, 06:52:45 PM
Quote from: Maximo on May 28, 2012, 01:31:46 AM
Quote from: BlackJester on May 28, 2012, 12:50:31 AM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on May 28, 2012, 12:20:57 AM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on May 27, 2012, 09:47:01 AM
My friend got bored and ate a {forest} once...

My friend eats cards all the time, when his decks screw him, his latest victim was a {gibbering kami} ..........

Sigh....
Good fiber, I imagine.

Get that man a {Protean Hulk}, stat!

LMFAO!!!
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: Coffee Vampire on May 28, 2012, 06:59:08 PM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 27, 2012, 07:01:10 AM
Ever been so annoyed with someone/something, that you did yourself/someone bodily harm?
I hate Country music w/every fiber of my being, and so when it was playing in my English class at school, I beat my head on my desk. When i looked at my desk last, there was blood on it from my head, but none ON my head. Lol

I salute you, sir. All of us who hate country music...and little sally at home...YOU BLEED FOR US ALL!
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: MasteroftheCraft on May 28, 2012, 07:01:45 PM
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on May 28, 2012, 06:59:08 PM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 27, 2012, 07:01:10 AM
Ever been so annoyed with someone/something, that you did yourself/someone bodily harm?
I hate Country music w/every fiber of my being, and so when it was playing in my English class at school, I beat my head on my desk. When i looked at my desk last, there was blood on it from my head, but none ON my head. Lol

I salute you, sir. All of us who hate country music...and little sally at home...YOU BLEED FOR US ALL!

2 things:
1.) ^^^This!!
2.) win.
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: Quackmaster5 on May 28, 2012, 09:45:42 PM
One time I got so pissed at a game of magic because my friend was playing control in a 5 person multiplayer game. No one could do anything. I started shooting rubberbands at his face. Hit him in the eye. He had cornia damage and now needs glasses to see....

And then there was that time he played his control deck again and I ended up punching a hole in his wall, broke three of my fingers bc I ended up hitting the metal support columns.
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: MasteroftheCraft on May 30, 2012, 09:51:59 PM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on May 28, 2012, 09:45:42 PM
One time I got so pissed at a game of magic because my friend was playing control in a 5 person multiplayer game. No one could do anything. I started shooting rubberbands at his face. Hit him in the eye.

And then there was that time he played his control deck again and I ended up punching a hole in his wall, broke three of my fingers bc I ended up hitting the metal support columns.

You, sir, are a HERO!!! to me!
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: Leviathan on May 30, 2012, 11:06:44 PM
I set fire to my friends {Unsummon} in my yard because it cost me a game.

I also chopped up a foil {Archive Trap} and made tea out of it. Btw ink poisoning sucks.
Title: Re: Have you...
Post by: Quackmaster5 on May 31, 2012, 12:41:19 AM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 30, 2012, 09:51:59 PM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on May 28, 2012, 09:45:42 PM
One time I got so pissed at a game of magic because my friend was playing control in a 5 person multiplayer game. No one could do anything. I started shooting rubberbands at his face. Hit him in the eye.

And then there was that time he played his control deck again and I ended up punching a hole in his wall, broke three of my fingers bc I ended up hitting the metal support columns.

You, sir, are a HERO!!! to me!

For the rubberbands, yes. Definately one of the funnier moments in my life bc I had y friends join in and everytime it was his turn, we'd shoot rubber bands at him until he ended his turn. Very easy to do when you have a bag of 500 rubber bands that I stole from work.

As for the hole in wall thing, not so much. I had my hand in a cast for 6 weeks and had to pay for the dmg to the wall. Ya, not so much.