I will start by saying up to 6 words AT MAX! Then the next person does as well. Ok?
Once, a Mighty King had...
lost his marbles during...
A night at the {HuntedWumpus} Tavern
jaques was looking for an adventurer
who sought the world for marbles
and so an adventurer was needed
And he yelled, " Zounds!!! I'm Hit!!!"
And then ran off with Bob
He then suffered a massive heart attack.
But was revitalized with a
Golden turkey leg that
That grants every other wish made
So he went down by the
Local 7/11 for a Slurpie
Wished for an {Archwing Dragon} which
asked fir a very large
Beer. But what he actually got
So Jacques youdled the pain away
And
He died but
He came back as BlackJester
And
He ran off w/an monkey army
And
Out of nowhere, Harry Potter...
Killed him with magical powers
But, in a strange twistof events
And he shouted "Norris-4-tha-Win!!"
The End!!!
Next post begins Part 2
But then chuck Norris was assassinated
Quote from: Mrcena789 on May 27, 2012, 05:45:32 PM
But then chuck Norris was assassinated
Too slow lol
New story...
Jace, while planeswalking, found Earth...
Then jace Inforced martial law
Until he sees his cards
So he fixed them
Then put them in the shredder
While making dying-cow-while-pregnent sounds
Later, while watching laddergoat on YouTube
In my superman under wear
He shared his pnats
And
And
Quote from: Guypocolypse on May 28, 2012, 06:58:25 PM
And im a total asswipe
Why, yes you are Guypoc! Yes you are.
Then the sofa king entered.
Stage Left, and doth Spoke:
And he did then flew away
To meet the king of Fah
Quote from: Rass on May 28, 2012, 07:40:11 PM
To meet the king of Fah
Whos wife was called Fapsalot...
The top of the bean stalk
To take off his pants and jacket
To reveal that he was really
A transvestite with two
Beers that he held with his
Red cheeks that could
Shooy out straight Black COFFEE!!!
And
then
He
went to
Be a Tranzelvanian Transvestite
and
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 29, 2012, 03:36:53 PM
Be a Tranzelvanian Transvestite
He was already a transvestite, therefore
For British eyes only!
he had to move to Transylvania.
After he moved to Transylvania he
put on a skirt and went
And
that's how {Rakish Heir} came to be.
Fin.
Or is it ......
And
Then
They began to freeze feces
And
It gets bumped
Why Rass?!? Why?!?
said the girl that rass dumped
Then everyone shot themselves
But they were born again as
blades of grass.
Only to be eaten by..
An evil cow
Who took a dump...
And
Then
Shut up and deleted this forum
And
then
;D
There
Might
Be
A sequel regarding evil fertilizer bags.
Using these bags, one could
restore life to the universe
And bring peace, to the galaxy.
Unfortunately, there was
an evil dragon named nicol bolas
Who played {counterspell}...
On everything cast...
He called this spell {Mindbreak Trap}
and a troll named {thrun}
With
With whom he caused
It to be bumped again