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Title: So that just happened
Post by: Noblellama on August 11, 2015, 04:26:45 PM
So here I am sitting at work, minding my own business when my (incredibly hot) female coworker decides to text me and randomly share that she watches porn and what her favorite type is...

The hell?
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: Mr_Fahrenheit on August 11, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
Sounds like you need one of those cock blockers ...
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: Kaalia with haste on August 11, 2015, 05:12:21 PM
Aren't you married? If I'm mistaken go for it man!!
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: Popper23345 on August 11, 2015, 05:43:35 PM
😂😂 LOL

That's actually kinda hilarious
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: LinkCelestrial on August 11, 2015, 08:08:08 PM
Putting the noble in Noblellama. 10/10.
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: Mattao19 on August 11, 2015, 09:15:29 PM
Lol Taysby

And good for you Llama :D too many ppl would be like .love. it (literally lol) but it's good to see ppl realizing their commitment
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: Thetrufflehunter on August 11, 2015, 09:30:34 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on August 11, 2015, 05:31:11 PM
Why does this .poo. wait to happen when I'm married???

Man if this had happened a decade ago...

Oh wait, that how I ended up married...never mind that statement

Story behind that last line plox.
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: MuggyWuggy on August 11, 2015, 09:45:36 PM
Maybe the wife likes her also?
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: Popper23345 on August 11, 2015, 09:52:54 PM
You know what they say, two heads is better than one.... ;)
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: Mr_Fahrenheit on August 11, 2015, 10:26:23 PM
If you want to get rid of her just tell her you are into some weird animal .poo.. If that doesnt phase her be sure to tell her about the sacrificing of goats and voodoo. If that still doesnt phase her, then give her my number ;)
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: MuggyWuggy on August 11, 2015, 10:38:19 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on August 11, 2015, 10:04:04 PM
Quote from: MuggyWuggy on August 11, 2015, 09:45:36 PM
Maybe the wife likes her also?

How do you think she ended up babysitting for us

Quote from: Popper23345 on August 11, 2015, 09:52:54 PM
You know what they say, two heads is better than one.... ;)

If this somehow turns into a porno dream threesome I'll let you guys know...


Llama is about to go Big Love on us
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: MuggyWuggy on August 11, 2015, 10:39:34 PM
Kinda like the idea myself


Maybe we can be neighbors
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: MacheteMable on August 14, 2015, 05:48:03 PM
You'll never know till you casually ask the misses.
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: MuggyWuggy on August 14, 2015, 08:45:20 PM
3 legged llama dance party
Title: Re: So that just happened
Post by: Popper23345 on August 14, 2015, 09:36:29 PM
So she sent you a picture of her tatooed leg?....... Thats.... Interesting