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Once there was a boy
With a longing for cake.
So he retrieved his rake.
And went to a lake
The cake was a lie
So instead he ate pie
And went to bake
The world's largest chocolate chip cookie!
With a man who was a rookie.
But a cookie thief was
To rape him in the alley!
Spider-Man saved the day though.
Because that's what he does.
That crook got shoot right
In his ugly face.
But it was Spidey's turn
To eat some cake
But we don't talk about
We're not batman so we
Feel really lame, knowing that
So we just sit in
Our bathroom and
Think about how bad we
Suck.
And in other news,
I like waffles :3
Don't we all like waffles?
I would sure hope so T.T
People who don't like waffles should probably be eradicated.
Now this story is getting
A little off-topic
So to remedy this
We listen to heavy metal
Because heavy metal is proven
To cure
Cancer with it's awesomeness. Disturbed
Going down with the sickness
Rockin your world today.
Everyday on am 960
I meant a radio station but
so we keep going back to the scene of the crime but the dead can't speak and there's nothing left to say anyways.
Quote from: AstroGeek327 on July 17, 2015, 01:41:11 AM
so we keep going back to the scene of the crime but the dead can't speak and there's nothing left to say anyways.
Then Liliana planeswalks in.
And kills everything else
Quote from: Coolie2 on July 17, 2015, 03:46:46 AM
And kills everything else
Except the poor musunderstood rapist
Then Radiant came to judge
All you left behind, was a chalk outline.
So I'll break away from everybody
Break, away from everything.
If you can't stand
The way this place is.
Out of the lake
Came a flying fish
And you wish
Wish you were here
'Cause I'll lose myself tonight...
And I don't feel alright.
But that's ok
Cause there's light
The headlight of an oncoming
Virgin singing in the rain
About the pain
Headlights mister? Headlights?
Yes, heads for lights!
And doesn't fight
To make it through the night.
As morning comes
With all the bums
The devastation can be seen.
Then one morning
The rooster didn't wake us
And then
The Nazis dropped a bomb
An f bomb.
That fked up everyone
Obviously that's what f bombs
Do when
When I eat a potato.
Some people can't read rules.
That's true if
They're egotistical manly men.
One day
While he was waiting for
A big
Trolley he had a hat
That
Guy playing Summoners War
Got jealous of the hat.
The hat got
Stolen by that guy
Whose name was Veromos
He took the hat to
*too
The recognized Sky Arena
(To, not too, as he was implying the hat was being taken somewhere)
Where
there were flying guinea-potatoes
That were
Bossed by Lord
Of
your mom. Aka your dad.
When people realize that joke
Was older than thier moms.
Quote from: Coolie2 on July 23, 2015, 10:57:17 AM
(To, not too, as he was implying the hat was being taken somewhere)
Where
I thought he was using it in the sense of the word that he means he was also taking the hat.
Negotiating with Hanz Gruber
Is impossible at best
Which is to say don't
You .love. with John McClain
On pain of intense ridicule.
So what you need to do is
Find yourself a pickle jar.
Get AIDS
Then transfer it to your
Pet unicorn.
Which involves beastiality so you're
A petnophobic
Which kinda makes zero sense
Because Taysby's a stupid hoe.
Don't swears.
Everyone. They took turns.
With flaming diamond arrows covered
In children's tears to purge
Satan's demonic spider vagina.
More, after these messages!
This got weird....
I tried but I failed.
But it's okay because Saint Asonia
Forgives me.
So lets all
Have another beverage of choice
and sing Disturbed very loudly
So we /disturb/ the neighbours.
Then they call the cops
And we all bail
And hide in a bush
Because that works every time.
While in the bush, we
Reevaluate the situation.
We decide that the best thing to do now wiould be to
Go home
So we climb out of the bush and
Stumble in a homewards direction.
But I start singing Riot and
Then I mcfricken lose it.
And then we remember that Adam Gontier
Was a Russian commie
Which makes us very sad.
And I cry fangirl tears of anguish
The tears drop in your teacup
And it is bittersweetness
But than you arise a
Happier person because tea.
Gives you wings
Fritz Kreisler for you have
But you realize that death
Has come for me.
The race against death shall
Never be won, until
The chosen one arrives.
He must ride in on..
(Set up for llama)
Strapped with giant rocket launchers
That fire more sables
Than Nobellama :P
Owns which is a helluva
Freaking lot.
Basically you're completely screwed cause
Atilla eats rainbows
That's why there's no happiness.
And everyone knows that
Disturbed's new album is now out!
WHAT?!?! FOR REALS??? That snuck up on me :D
So let us all celebrate
By eating a cake that
Because we're celebrating them duh.
But it's so awesome that
They are finally back
Now if only Alexisonfire
Then life would be perfect
But it will only last
For as long as
We have the heart to rock on
And since there are those that were born to rock
Our culture will never die.
Why am I tearing up?? Lolz
Rock on \m/
And then after all this
The guitars and drums burst into
Flame
Bright, brilliant roaring flame.
That will then
Consume our souls
In a
Fiery inferno of pain and loss.
Now soulless, we stalk through
The battle scarred remains of our world.
Is anyone else thinking that we need to turn this story into a song??? Lolz
And after