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Title: I love my job...
Post by: Noblellama on June 24, 2015, 09:48:21 PM
So I work in the same room as the Tech department.
One of the support guys (help desk via phone) has his computer start making a hissing noise and then there is a popping noise.
calls a tech over and the following conversation happens

Tech opens computer after unplugging it and putting on side up on desk.
Call Guy "What is all that .poo. inside my computer" looking at a liquid that is on several motherboard components
Tech Guy "That ".poo." is fluid from the capacitor"
Call Guy "Well what the hell happened to my computer, why isn't it working??"
Tech Guy "Well it looks like the .poo. hit the fan..."

took about 2 more seconds before the room erupted in laughter
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: Kaylesh on June 26, 2015, 06:33:01 AM
Try turning it on and off!
:d
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: Ekann1 on June 26, 2015, 08:27:30 AM
Or hitting it a few times!
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: Rass on June 26, 2015, 09:52:26 AM
Quote from: Ekann1 on June 26, 2015, 08:27:30 AM
Or hitting it a few times!

That's all wrong. You need to kick it a bunch of times to reboot it.
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: Kyrosis on June 26, 2015, 12:44:28 PM
Hahaha get it? Re BOOT it :D
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: Raiderrob on June 26, 2015, 10:46:53 PM
Capacitor is the cylinder thing :)
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: Kaylesh on June 27, 2015, 06:19:20 AM
No, you need to change out the RAM.
Always do that while wearing a wool sweater, and before you touch it, pull the sweater on and off about 5 times. And rub a balloon through your hair just to be sure.

BOFH FTW!
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: Ekann1 on June 27, 2015, 10:45:27 AM
Don't bother changing it out, just download some more!

downloadmoreram.com (http://downloadmoreram.com) :D
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: Kaylesh on June 27, 2015, 01:02:09 PM
http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/0000/bastard01.php

Those were the days....
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: Ekann1 on June 27, 2015, 03:36:08 PM
The website itself should be fine, I think the actual virus comes when someone is stupid enough to click the download link...
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: cltrn81 on July 07, 2015, 09:31:18 PM
Put the computer in a bag of rice overnight.  Asians will be attracted to the rice and they will fix it in the middle of the night.

*sorry if i offended any Asians
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on July 08, 2015, 01:20:24 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on July 07, 2015, 09:31:18 PM
Put the computer in a bag of rice overnight.  Asians will be attracted to the rice and they will fix it in the middle of the night.

*sorry if i offended any Asians
So that's how the rice works...
Title: Re: I love my job...
Post by: MacheteMable on July 20, 2015, 10:51:27 AM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on July 08, 2015, 01:20:24 AM
Quote from: cltrn81 on July 07, 2015, 09:31:18 PM
Put the computer in a bag of rice overnight.  Asians will be attracted to the rice and they will fix it in the middle of the night.

*sorry if i offended any Asians
So that's how the rice works...
You didn't think that .poo. cooks itself did you?