http://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/celebrities-who-have-unbelievably-accurate-magic-the-gath#.roGZwDOQq
Kudos to chuck Norris and MJ
The last one is kind of a lame reuse of a South Park joke though
(Then again it's buzzfeed)
So my {dwarven thaumaturgist} is gonna roundhouse kick you in the face?