In honour of my sweetitude and gloriousity, I demand an offering worthy of The BlackJester!
I need my vanity placated, and I am looking for a card designed by you that is befitting a Jester. It can be an improved {Deranged Assistant}, a useful minion to do my bidding (I go through a lot of these. They're like Kleenex). A delicious monster to {obliterate} those who oppose me. Perhaps a shiny new toy to go with my {Jester's Mask}, {Jester's Scepter}, {Jester's Cap}, and for when I am enjoying taco's, {Jester's Sombrero}.
Or, if you think your skills are up to it, you could attempt to capture my brilliant essence as a Planeswalker.
Make it something fiendishly fun! >:D Making my opponents squirm in mental agony and uncertainty is far more delightful than just bashing their heads in. Take a hint from some of my other playthings. ;)
Your efforts shall not go unrewarded, for I take care of things and people that amuse me. To the one who manages to put a smile on this Jester (it's not as easy as you think), riches 💰and treasures 💎 beyond your wildest dreams shall be yours! Either that, or some cards. You know, whichever I'm in the mood to give.
Your card will receive the highest honor. That is, to be featured in a combo/deck by yours truly. You'll probably get some good karma from the deal, too.
However, the greatest gift is that you will be able to tell your friends and loved ones that you indeed were once deemed "acceptable" by the Fabulous BlackJester! To prove this, since they will hardly believe it, I suppose I could send you my insignia* on some cards that I have laying around:
{Cruel Ultimatum} (Shards of Alara) FOIL
{Ajani Vengeant} {DD Ajani vs. Nicol} FOIL
{Delver of Secrets} (Innistrad) FOIL
{Lingering Souls} (Dark Ascention) FOIL
{Inkmoth Nexus} (Mirrodin Beseiged) Non-FOIL (Hey, what do you expect here?)
And best of all, I'll even give you the cap off my head
{Jester's Cap} (FtV: Relics) FOIL
You've got until Cinco de Mayo (May 5th) midnight (MST). By then I'll be too sleepy from all the tacos and cervezas to care anymore. Judging will be done be me, a panel of belligerent monkeys🐒, a table lamp, and Neil Patrick Harris.
Two weeks. Do not disappoint. 👿
Your humble Jester. 😌
*insignia optional. But how else will you prove it came from me? ;)
Contest not open to family, friends, or minions of BlackJester. Or residents of Quebec.
Jester's Joke Book (5)
(3)tap: exile a card at random from target players hand at random.
(1)tap: you may cast an instant or sorcery card exiled by Jester's Joke Book as tho it were in your hand.
Flavor text
"Knock, Knock..." "Come in."
And are multiple entries excepted?
Quote from: Chaosquirrel on April 21, 2012, 07:42:19 PM
And are multiple entries excepted?
I won't decline multiple offerings, no.
Edit: And by no, I mean yes. Yes, you can submit multiple entries.
Yay! I love design contests.
Examples:
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=8288435&postcount=15830
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=8276745&postcount=15668
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=8267592#post8267592
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 22, 2012, 09:42:37 AM
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 22, 2012, 09:32:32 AM
BlackJester, Lord of IMTG
Planeswalker
Starts with five loyalty
+2 destroy target creature and target land
-3 Black Jester becomes a 9/9 Jester with intimidate until end of opponents next turn
-11 Exile all permanents, then return all permanents to the battlefield under your control. They all gain haste and flying. Then shuffle your graveyard back into your library.
I think this fits your profile quite well, Jester. Combine it with your avatar pic and it makes for an awesome card.
Don't forget the casting cost. It's not a complete card without one.
That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!
{jesters cap}
That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!
{jesters cap}
Yes this is not made up, I still however think it fits the power of a moderator!!
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 22, 2012, 11:18:58 AM
That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!
{jesters cap}
Yes this is not made up, I still however think it fits the power of a moderator!!
Thanks, I'll put it with the rest of my caps.
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 22, 2012, 11:27:55 AM
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 22, 2012, 11:18:58 AM
That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!
{jesters cap}
It's not broken.... It's for Jester. It can't be broken if its Jester
😂 you dont have to give me pre-broken toys. Let me break them myself. 👍
Quote from: BlackJester on April 22, 2012, 11:29:28 AM
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 22, 2012, 11:27:55 AM
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 22, 2012, 11:18:58 AM
That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!
{jesters cap}
It's not broken.... It's for Jester. It can't be broken if its Jester
😂 you dont have to give me pre-broken toys. Let me break them myself. 👍
Ahh, I see
Black Jester, Combo Savant 2UU
Planeswalker- Black Jester
+1: Look at the top five cards of your library and put a card into your hand that combos with another card in your hands. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.
-2: You may play the second spell in a combo or use a second activated ability in a combo without paying its casting cost until the end of turn.
-6: You get an emblem saying "Opponents cannot cast more than one spell or pay for more than one activated ability per turn." and another saying "Lands you control are indestructible"
3
Quote from: Spikepit on April 22, 2012, 11:43:56 AM
Black Jester, Combo Savant 2UU
Planeswalker- Black Jester
+1: Look at the top five cards of your library and put a card into your hand that combos with another card in your hands. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.
-2: You may play the second spell in a combo or use a second activated ability in a combo without paying its casting cost until the end of turn.
-6: You get an emblem saying "Opponents cannot cast more than one spell or pay for more than one activated ability per turn." and another saying "Lands you control are indestructible"
3
I was trying my hardest to make it dual coloured, but the closet I came was W (with the idea of protecting ones self and banding your cards together). I thought I saw R in there somewhere but couldn't quite make it stick.
👍 Then he's the only Comb-er in the game (on the whole anyway).
Jester's Rules
3B
Sorcery
Reword any given rule or ability. This effect is permanent.
Gotcha - When a player misinterprets a rule or breaks a rule, you can say "Jester'd" and return Jester's Rules to your hand.
I'm feeling a little unhinged is relevant to the style of a Jester. Mean and amusing.
{Whispers of the Jester}
2BB
Enchantment
During each upkeep, search your deck for a creature card and put it face down on the battlefield and announce the card name. Your oppenent then states whether you were lying or telling the truth. If he is correct exile the card, if he is wrong flip the card upright. It gains haste and first strike till end of turn.
Ah, how I do enjoy a contest...
You, most humble Jester, ask fir a card, hmm? Well, ask and you shall recieveth!
THE JESTER'S BOX OF FUNNY HORROR!! - 6BBB - Enchantment
When the Jester's Box enters the battlefield, if you also have Jester's Scepter, Jester's Mask, and Jester's Hat in play, unequip them, and attach them to the 9/9 black Avitar token named BlackJester that enters the field. BlackJester is Industrucable, has Flying, Fear, Hexproof, and cannot be removed from game, exiled, suspended, or taken control of by anyone other then the man himself, BlackJester. Jester's Box remains in play, and at anytime may be tapped to make a 2/2 Jester Minion creature token, and then placed on the battlefield. When you have 1 BlackJester, 10 Jester Minions, and Jester's Box on the battlefield at the same time, BlackJester then gain the ability to Sacrifice a Jester Minion to either gain 4 life, give BlackJester +2/+2 until end of turn, put a +1/+1 counter on all Jester Minions, or turn target Jester Minion into a 6/6 black Horror creature token called Shadow of BlackJester.
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on April 22, 2012, 03:03:44 PM
Ah, how I do enjoy a contest...
You, most humble Jester, ask fir a card, hmm? Well, ask and you shall recieveth!
THE JESTER'S BOX OF FUNNY HORROR!! - 6BBB - Enchantment
When the Jester's Box enters the battlefield, if you also have Jester's Scepter, Jester's Mask, and Jester's Hat in play, unequip them, and attach them to the 9/9 black Avitar token named BlackJester that enters the field. BlackJester is Industrucable, has Flying, Fear, Hexproof, and cannot be removed from game, exiled, suspended, or taken control of by anyone other then the man himself, BlackJester. Jester's Box remains in play, and at anytime may be tapped to make a 2/2 Jester Minion creature token, and then placed on the battlefield. When you have 1 BlackJester, 10 Jester Minions, and Jester's Box on the battlefield at the same time, BlackJester then gain the ability to Sacrifice a Jester Minion to either gain 4 life, give BlackJester +2/+2 until end of turn, put a +1/+1 counter on all Jester Minions, or turn target Jester Minion into a 6/6 black Horror creature token called Shadow of BlackJester.
I feel like its missing something...
Black Jester, Kin of Loki
Planeswalker CMC 2BB
5 loyalty
+2: look at the top five cards of your library. Place them in any order face down in front of target opponent. That player chooses one card. Put that card into your hand without revealing it and put the rest of the cards back on top of your library in any order.
-2: you may look at the top five cards of target players library. Place them face down in any order in front of that player. They choose one. That card goes on the bottom of their library and the rest are exiled from the game.
-10: you get emblems saying "for the rest of the game, target player plays with their hand revealed and the top five cards of their library revealed." and "whenever you draw a card, you may exile a card in target players hand or from the top of their library."
Edit: -3 was too steep for that. I change it to -2
Inkmoth nexus is from besieged.... :D I'll create some jestful card ideas later though
{Jester monocle}
2 colorless to cast
Artifact
Tap: challenge any ruling In play. You and opponent each take a side. If you are correct opponent must put his hand on his library and say "I concede game". If you are incorrect you must destroy this card search your library, hand, graveyard, and any other cards you have in the room for jester monocle and destroy those. (destroy in this meaning is to rip them in little pieces and toss in the garbage.)
Flavor text : it's not what you know it's what you can prove.
Quote from: Sagemaster on April 22, 2012, 04:22:43 PM
Inkmoth nexus is from besieged.... :D I'll create some jestful card ideas later though
That was a test to see how closely people were reading. 😁 You passed.
Quote from: BlackJester on April 22, 2012, 04:41:42 PM
Quote from: Sagemaster on April 22, 2012, 04:22:43 PM
Inkmoth nexus is from besieged.... :D I'll create some jestful card ideas later though
That was a test to see how closely people
were reading. 😁 You passed.
...So there's no contest?? :'( I am greatly saddened by this, Oh Mighty Jester...
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 22, 2012, 03:59:12 PM
Wow.... You guys make my rendition of him as a planeswalker look pathetic...... At least I tried.
I believe you made me a creature, and then later threatened to turn me into an 0/1 fairy. 😜 One of the other ways I'm like an elephant, I never forget.
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on April 22, 2012, 04:44:34 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on April 22, 2012, 04:41:42 PM
Quote from: Sagemaster on April 22, 2012, 04:22:43 PM
Inkmoth nexus is from besieged.... :D I'll create some jestful card ideas later though
That was a test to see how closely people
were reading. 😁 You passed.
...So there's no contest?? :'( I am greatly saddened by this, Oh Mighty Jester...
XD No, no, no. I am still going to reward someone. I was just referring to the mislabelling of the Nexus. Fear not, loyal subjects. I may be full of tricks, but I keep my word. 😌
Oh Joyus Days!!
"Festival of the Guildpact"? I DARE SAY NOT!!
It should be "Festival of the Jester"!!!
Lol :D
Jester's whim
3B Enchantment
You win the game
You may choose not to win the game.
If you choose not to win the game, you gain control of target player.
JOVIAL JESTER 2BB
Creature - Jester Minion
Rare Symbol: Jester Cap
3: Make a joke. If your opponent laughs or smirks, then the opponent must cackle like a madman before sacrificing a permanent.
3B: Make the shopkeeper laugh. You gain two life and your opponent loses 2 life.
3BB: Start juggling 3 tennis balls. If you can successfully accomplish this task you're opponent loses 7 life.
1/5
Flavor text
"The fool isn't always a fool..."
- Black Jester 👿
Jester's Abacus
CMC (4)
Legendary Artifact
Oracle Text:
If a spell, ability, or effect would affect you or a permanent you control, you may instead ignore it and put a counter of your choice on Jester's Abacus. (The counter types are loyalty, +1/+1, -1/-1, poison, charge, divinity, and any other counter that has been put on a permanent or player in a MAGIC game)
2: Move a counter from one target permanent or player to another.
If at the beginning of a player's upkeep Jester's Abacus has 20 or more counters in any combination, a player of your choice loses the game. (This ability does not target)
"Who's keeping score now?"
BlackJester, Rules Advisor
(X) (2) (2/B) (2/U)
Planeswalker - BlackJester
Loyalty: *
When casting BlackJester, Rules Advisor pay X mana and explain a rule for each mana paid for X. This amount then becomes the loyalty amount that BlackJester, Rules Advisor enters the battlefield with.
+1 : Explain a rule that has not yet been explained this game.
0 : Draw 2 cards, then return 1 card from your hand to the top of your library.
-2 : Counter target land destruction spell or ability.
(this may be played as an instant at any time, multiple times, in any turn)
- 10 : Choose an opponent, that person must concede the game, then do everything within their power to get you a taco of your choice. In a multiplayer game, other players may also concede the game and request a taco from the chosen opponent.
Jester's Rod 5
Artifact (R)
When Jester's Rod enters the battlefield, exile the top five cards of target player's library.
4, T, put a card exiled by Jester's Rod into it's owner's graveyard: Gain control of target spell with the same name as that card.
Jammin' Jester 2B
Creature - Jester Minion
Uncommon Symbol: Jester Cap
1: Play a creepy song at the highest volume for 2 minutes. Put a Jest counter on Jammin' Jester.
X: Remove X Jest counters from Jammin' Jester and put them on to a Black Jester planeswalker as loyalty counters. Put X -1/-1 counters on Jammin' Jester.
0/4
"Minions must be useful."
-Black Jester
Jester's Pet Demon
1BU
1/1
Legendary creature - demon
Mythic rare
Whenever an opponent plays a spell, you may cast an instant spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Whenever a instant or sorcery is cast, put a +1/+1 counter on Jester's Pet Demon.
At the beginning of each upkeep, you may return target instant or sorcery from the graveyard with converted mana cost equal to or less than the number of +1/+1 counters on Jester's Pet Demon.
"The Jester controls all. Even his demons know the rules... But they are not bound by them. "
Jester, the Black CMC-2UB Loyalty Counters-4 Planeswalker-Jester +2: Target player reveals their hand, you choose a card CMC 4 or less. Target player discards chosen card. -2: Counter target spell, lose 2 life. Use this ability any time you could play an instant. -8: Create emblem that states "Tap target land, counter target spells. "And who shall have the last laugh?"
Jestermobile 3
Artifact - Vehicle
Mythic Rare Jester Cap
1, T, Target opponent guesses how many clowns can fit in a car. Answers must be greater than 4. Place X 0/1 Jester Minion tokens on to the battlefield where X is the number target opponent guessed.
Sacrifice 5 Jester Minion token's at the end of each turn unless an opponent said a number less than 8. If you are unable sacrifice that many wait until the next end step.
"Clowns can not compare to the magnificence of a jester."
- Black Jester
Well, well, well. We have been busy little serfs, haven't we? All these presents and it's been but the first day; you ARE eager to please The Jester, hmm? And quite interesting gifts too! Some of them are even bordering on acceptable.
As you continue to toil away trying to win my affection, keep in mind a few things:
-There's only so much room on an actual magic card at 9 point found (7.5 if totally needed). You can assume reminder text doesn't count.
-I intend to make a combo/deck around the card, so give me something to work with people. My toys needn't play with themselves, I'll do that. I mean play them. *ahem*
-Make it fun to play! The power level needn't be through the roof, but it should be decent enough to see the light of day.
Carry on, carry on.
Combo Machine
Artifact 2B
Art:
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2648/4170889202_7f2c3491b0_z.jpg
Tap: Untap target nonland permanent
When another non land permanent under your control becomes tapped during your main phase, untap Combo Machine
"Instant combo, just add (U) to your mana pool."
PS: {Voltaic Key} and {Midnight Guard} eat your heart out.
Royal Jester
Artifact Creature - Jester
When Royal Jester enters the battlefield chose a color.
HexproofWhen Royal Jester deals combat damage to a player that player searches his/her library for a card of chosen color, reveals it and exiles it.
3⃣: Put a card exiled with Royal Jester into owner's graveyard: Counter target spell if it has the same name as that card.
So wait do you want the card to be realistic? Or fun and realistic?
Quote from: Sagemaster on April 23, 2012, 10:53:38 AM
So wait do you want the card to be realistic? Or fun and realistic?
Fun and, well... realistic enough to be in a deck, but zany is okay too. There's no limit to submissions either, so if something crazy strikes your fancy, go nuts!
I may also give out "honourable mentions" for various sub-categories. If the mood strikes me.
Here is my 2nd Entry, Oh Jester.
Creepy Joke - Instant - 3BB::
Cast only as you opponent is talking. Then talk to him in a low, creepy sounding voice, moving as close to him as you can. If they say "Creepy" to you, you cackle like a madman, and say "The Joke's On You!" They must then either admit defeate or sacrifice 1/2 of their creatures.
Rule of the Jester
4C/2B 4C/2U
Enchantment
When Rule of the Jester comes into play choose a target player. Once per turn you may either take control of target permanent owned by target player, or counter target spell cast by target player.
Quote from: Spikepit on April 22, 2012, 11:43:56 AM
Black Jester, Combo Savant 2UU
Planeswalker- Black Jester
+1: Look at the top five cards of your library and put a card into your hand that combos with another card in your hands. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.
-2: You may play the second spell in a combo or use a second activated ability in a combo without paying its casting cost until the end of turn.
-6: You get an emblem saying "Opponents cannot cast more than one spell or pay for more than one activated ability per turn." and another saying "Lands you control are indestructible"
3
Combo the -6 ability with my card.
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on April 23, 2012, 03:48:04 PM
Quote from: Spikepit on April 22, 2012, 11:43:56 AM
Black Jester, Combo Savant 2UU
Planeswalker- Black Jester
+1: Look at the top five cards of your library and put a card into your hand that combos with another card in your hands. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.
-2: You may play the second spell in a combo or use a second activated ability in a combo without paying its casting cost until the end of turn.
-6: You get an emblem saying "Opponents cannot cast more than one spell or pay for more than one activated ability per turn." and another saying "Lands you control are indestructible"
3
Combo the -6 ability with my card.
You're one of those people that watch others play solitaire and tell them where to put the cards, aren't you? ;)
No...
Maybe...
yes...
Jester's Notes Pg.1 2
Artifact R (jester cap image)
2: Flip the page. Then you may put a -1/-1 counter a creature.
Jester's Notes Pg. 2
0: Flip back to Jester's Notes Pg. 1
3: Search your library for a card and put it in your graveyard.
4,T, Creatures you control gain lifelink, vigilance and deathtouch until end of turn.
Oh great and powerful Jester, I have realized that many people have found you trinkets and minions to do your bidding. They have even conjured spells and tried to create a likeness of you, for which we cannot begin to even fathom. So I create this offering with the idea that you would also need a realm to command of your own.
Courtyard of Tricks
Legendary land
Tap: add W or B to your mana pool
1WB, tap, discard your hand: Search your library for seven cards. Seperate those cards into two piles. Target oppenent chooses a pile. Put all permanents in that pile onto the battlefield and the rest to your hand. Flip a coin. If you win, put all cards in the other pile into your hand. If you lose, put those cards in your graveyard.
Hand of the Jester
2C U/B
Image= Assassin in dressed in the same purple as Black Jesters pic and holding a long dagger with a purple blade.
Summon Servant
2,Tap: Search your library for a "Jester" card and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library.
2, Tap: Destroy target permanent.
4, Untap: You may gain 2 life.
(Note: A "hand" I a high ranked servant)
Jester Island
Land- Jester land
Tap: Add 2 blue mana to your mana pool.
(flavor text) It's just an island... False, it is an island owned by BlackJester
Jester Mountain
Land- Jester land
Tap: Add 2 red mana to your mana pool.
(flavor text) It's just an mountain... False, it is an mountain owned by BlackJester
Jester Swamp
Land- Jester land
Tap: Add 2 black mana to your mana pool.
(flavor text) It's just an swamp... False, it is an swamp owned by BlackJester
Jester Plains
Land- Jester land
Tap: Add 2 white mana to your mana pool.
(flavor text) It's just an plains... False, it is an plains owned by BlackJester
Jester Forest
Land- Jester Land
Tap: Add 2 green mana to your mana pool.
(flavor text) It's just an forest... False, it is an forest owned by BlackJester
A set of land for the Rise of the Jester block.
Jester Mana Machine
3C
Jester spells you control cost 2 less to cast.
You may cast jester spells from your graveyard. You may play up to two jester land per turn.
(flavor text: Just because he's a jester, doesn't mean he's a fool.)
Newest Entry by ME!!
BlackJester's WTF Engine - 0BBW - Artifact?
When WTF Engine enters play, nothing happens. Your turn ends, but while you opponent starts his turn, you can do anything he can do as if were still your turn. When it's your turn again, BlackJester will make his new location BEHIND YOUR OPPONENT... You then write LOOK BEHIND YOU on WTF Engine. When your opponent looks, take all his cards and run like crazy. YOU WIN!!! YAY!! :D
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on April 24, 2012, 04:06:19 PM
Newest Entry by ME!!
BlackJester's WTF Engine - 0BBW - Artifact?
When WTF Engine enters play, nothing happens. Your turn ends, but while you opponent starts his turn, you can do anything he can do as if were still your turn. When it's your turn again, BlackJester will make his new location BEHIND YOUR OPPONENT... You then write LOOK BEHIND YOU on WTF Engine. When your opponent looks, take all his cards and run like crazy. YOU WIN!!! YAY!! :D
The name really captures the essence of the card on this one... ???
Quote from: BlackJester on April 24, 2012, 04:26:34 PM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on April 24, 2012, 04:06:19 PM
Newest Entry by ME!!
BlackJester's WTF Engine - 0BBW - Artifact?
When WTF Engine enters play, nothing happens. Your turn ends, but while you opponent starts his turn, you can do anything he can
do as if were still your turn. When it's your turn again, BlackJester will make his new location BEHIND YOUR OPPONENT... You then
write LOOK BEHIND YOU on WTF Engine. When your opponent looks, take all his cards and run like crazy. YOU WIN!!! YAY!! :D
Lol I made it just fir kicks and giggles!!
The name really captures the essence of the card on this one... ???
Deranged Jester
Mana cost: 1 red, 1 black, 1 white,1 green, and 1 blue
Your profile picture for the artwork
Starts with 3 loyalty counters
+1: Put a 3/3 Legendary Black Jester token with shroud and intimidate on your side of the field.
+3: Each player picks 4 numbers on a twenty sided dice once numbers are chosen each player rolls a one if a players number is chosen then that player takes 5 damage for each time it was chosen.
-10: Deranged Jester performs mitosis; the duplicate is treated as a token.
The Jester lurks in you muhahahaha!!!!!!!
Email me at jonlack@live.com for I dnt not often check this I just use it for collaborating and scheming devious plans of mass card destruction!!!!
B. Jester
Planeswalker - B. Jester
+2⃣ Sacrifice a Creature you control, you may have target player discard a card.
-1⃣ Put 2 - 0/1 Black Minion token creatures on to the Battlefield that have ; Sacrifice, search target player's Library for a card and force them to Exile it.
-4⃣ you get a token that says ; when ever an opponent swears they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Quote from: Rasser on April 25, 2012, 03:30:37 AM
-4⃣ you get a token that says ; when ever an opponent swears they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life.
And puts 50c in the swear jar.
Quote from: Wally on April 25, 2012, 05:28:49 AM
Quote from: Rasser on April 25, 2012, 03:30:37 AM
-4⃣ you get a token that says ; when ever an opponent swears they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life.
And puts 50c in the swear jar.
To help fund his secret lair
Entry number two for me:
Jester's Epiphany
(3) and 2 Phyrexian U
Tribal Instant - Jester
Oracle Text:
You may have any number of players each search their library for a number of cards whose total converted mana cost is 7 or less, then reveal those cards and each put them into their hand. Then each player who searched in this way shuffles his or her library.
As long as Jester's Epiphany is in your graveyard, lands you control are indestructible and you may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Quote from: Wally on April 25, 2012, 05:28:49 AM
Quote from: Rasser on April 25, 2012, 03:30:37 AM
-4⃣ you get a token that says ; when ever an opponent swears they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life.
And puts 50c in the swear jar.
Some should do this IRL. Walk around town, near people in conversations holding a jar labelled "Swear Jar". Then whenever you overhear a swear, jingle the jar and cough loudly. See how much money you can get. 💰
I think this could go viral. 😂
Quote from: BlackJester
Contest not open to family, friends, or minions of BlackJester. Or residents of Quebec.
Why not Quebec :(
Quote from: Dywolf on April 25, 2012, 02:51:21 PM
Quote from: BlackJester
Contest not open to family, friends, or minions of BlackJester. Or residents of Quebec.
Why not Quebec :(
I was wondering if anyone was going to get that joke. Almost any contest you see in Canada outside of Quebec often has this in the fine print. Quebec has different provincial laws when it comes gaming, so it gets excluded from a lot of things.
Note: Anyone can enter, it was just a joke. ;D
Quote from: BlackJester on April 25, 2012, 03:04:41 PM
Quote from: Dywolf on April 25, 2012, 02:51:21 PM
Quote from: BlackJester
Contest not open to family, friends, or minions of BlackJester. Or residents of Quebec.
Why not Quebec :(
I was wondering if anyone was going to get that joke. Almost any contest you see in Canada outside of Quebec often has this in the fine print. Quebec has different provincial laws when it comes gaming, so it gets excluded from a lot of things.
Note: Anyone can enter, it was just a joke. ;D
Lol okay :) yeah it's really annoying when they include all the Canada except for the Quebec ... I feel ... Rejected :(
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on April 24, 2012, 04:06:19 PM
Newest Entry by ME!!
BlackJester's WTF Engine - 0BBW - Artifact?
When WTF Engine enters play, nothing happens. Your turn ends, but while you opponent starts his turn, you can do anything he can do as if were still your turn. When it's your turn again, BlackJester will make his new location BEHIND YOUR OPPONENT... You then write LOOK BEHIND YOU on WTF Engine. When your opponent looks, take all his cards and run like crazy. YOU WIN!!! YAY!! :D
I call it the Joey Engine.
Hahahahahahah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that's hilarious John!!! Haha I fell out of my chair laughing!
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 25, 2012, 10:56:25 PM
Seriously... Aren't we all minions of Jesters awesomeness....
Minions of Jester
2BB
Enchantment
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put a 1/1 Minion Token onto the battlefield.
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put an experience counter on any Minion Tokens on the battlefield.
Quote from: Johng4490 on April 25, 2012, 11:25:44 PM
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 25, 2012, 10:56:25 PM
Seriously... Aren't we all minions of Jesters awesomeness....
Minions of Jester
2BB
Enchantment
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put a 1/1 Minion Token onto the battlefield.
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put an experience counter on any Minion Tokens on the battlefield.
What does an experience counter get me? :)
Quote from: Wally on April 25, 2012, 11:42:05 PM
Quote from: Johng4490 on April 25, 2012, 11:25:44 PM
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 25, 2012, 10:56:25 PM
Seriously... Aren't we all minions of Jesters awesomeness....
Minions of Jester
2BB
Enchantment
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put a 1/1 Minion Token onto the battlefield.
Whenever you play two or more spells in a combo move, put an experience counter on any Minion Tokens on the battlefield.
What does an experience counter get me? :)
I'm not sure yet. Lol
Second Entry
The Devious Jester
Instant
Mana cost 0
Flashback 0
There is no limit on how many you may have in a deck. When cast chose target players card may chose from their deck you trade a land card for that card in a permanent exchange.
Quote from: BlackJester on April 22, 2012, 11:29:28 AM
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 22, 2012, 11:27:55 AM
Quote from: darkarts981 on April 22, 2012, 11:18:58 AM
That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!
{jesters cap}
It's not broken.... It's for Jester. It can't be broken if its Jester
😂 you dont have to give me pre-broken toys. Let me break them myself. 👍
Jester's Toy Breaker
4C
When Jester' Toy Breaker comes into play destroy target artifact.
X tap: destroy X amount of permanents, tokens, and embelems or you may counter up to X target spells that are cast this turn
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jester's Minion
Creature - Minion
Deathtouch,Trample, Firststrike, ShroudTap : Sacrifice 3 minions. Put a 6/6 Black Demon on to the Battlefield, named
Demon Jester, with
Haste, Flying, You may have Demon Jester deal combat damage as though it weren't blocked
Jester's Whimsical Cane
2
Pay U+tap = look at the top 4 cards of all players libraries. Select one and add it to your hand, send the rest to exile.
Pay B+Tap = sacrifice X permanents.
All other players must sacrifice 2 permanents for each permanent you sacrificed for X.
Pay 3 Life = untap Jester's Whimsical Cane
"shh don't tell anyone"
-Black Jester
chronicles XVC
For next block.
Black Jester Scourge of Ravnica (3)bbu
Legendary creature, Jester Lord
Hexproof, Protection from Multicolor.
Black Jester, Scourge of Ravnica gets +1/+1 for each other multicolored creature in play.
tap: put a +1/+1 counter on any number of multicolored creatures in play.
2 BU untap: gain control of target multicolored creature with +1/+1 counter on it.
4/4
"You thinks it's funny, huh? Well now it's mine."- Black Jester
Even though it is a set based on jester we have to have other cards this is a card Kiki asked me to make
Kiki-Jiki, the Fallen
2R 3C
Starts with 4 loyalty
+1 Put a 2/2 red goblin token into the battlefield with first strike and protection from blue.
-2 Sacrafice a goblin, take control of target creature until the end of the turn. It gains haste and protection from blue until the end of the turn
-7 You get an embelem that says "Whenever your opponent casts a spell you get a 5/5 red, Soul of the Mirror Breaker token with haste and protection from blue."
(Flavor Text) "He may be gone, but his soul has not abandoned us."
His last wish was to explore the multiverse. Let that wish be granted.
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on April 27, 2012, 03:35:12 PM
Even though it is a set based on jester we have to have other cards this is a card Kiki asked me to make
Kiki-Jiki, the Fallen
2R 3C
Starts with 4 loyalty
+1 Put a 2/2 red goblin token into the battlefield with first strike and protection from blue.
-2 Sacrafice a goblin, take control of target creature until the end of the turn. It gains haste and protection from blue until the end of the turn
-7 You get an embelem that says "Whenever your opponent casts a spell you get a 5/5 red, Soul of the Mirror Breaker token with haste and protection from blue."
(Flavor Text) "He may be gone, but his soul has not abandoned us."
His last wish was to explore the multiverse. Let that wish be granted.
;_; WHY DID HE HAVE TO LEEEEaAAVVVEEE!?!?!?
But srsly this is BJ's contest, let's put this stuff in the sad news forum.
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on April 27, 2012, 06:40:24 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on April 27, 2012, 03:35:12 PM
Even though it is a set based on jester we have to have other cards this is a card Kiki asked me to make
Kiki-Jiki, the Fallen
2R 3C
Starts with 4 loyalty
+1 Put a 2/2 red goblin token into the battlefield with first strike and protection from blue.
-2 Sacrafice a goblin, take control of target creature until the end of the turn. It gains haste and protection from blue until the end of the turn
-7 You get an embelem that says "Whenever your opponent casts a spell you get a 5/5 red, Soul of the Mirror Breaker token with haste and protection from blue."
(Flavor Text) "He may be gone, but his soul has not abandoned us."
His last wish was to explore the multiverse. Let that wish be granted.
;_; WHY DID HE HAVE TO LEEEEaAAVVVEEE!?!?!?
But srsly this is BJ's contest, let's put this stuff in the sad news forum.
He asked me to post it as his entry
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 27, 2012, 09:43:05 PM
Black jester, slayer of batman
5BBBB
Legendary creature- Black Jester
First Strike
When black jester enters the battlefield, return all jester cards from any graveyards to the battlefield under your control. Then destroy all cards with Batman in thier names. Any cards with "jester" or "Joker" in thier names are indestructible.
4/4
Flavor text: I killed Batman, now I kill you.
D: Jester would never be so cruel! Wait, wouldn't it kill itself because its name has Batman in it? But then it's indestructible too?
Quote from: KulrathKnight on April 28, 2012, 11:55:17 AM
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 27, 2012, 09:43:05 PM
Black jester, slayer of batman
5BBBB
Legendary creature- Black Jester
First Strike
When black jester enters the battlefield, return all jester cards from any graveyards to the battlefield under your control. Then destroy all cards with Batman in thier names. Any cards with "jester" or "Joker" in thier names are indestructible.
4/4
Flavor text: I killed Batman, now I kill you.
D: Jester would never be so cruel! Wait, wouldn't it kill itself because its name has Batman in it? But then it's indestructible too?
It says "destroy all cards with Batman in thier names." but in the name "batman" isn't capitalized so it could be interpreted at two different things.
If we're interpreting based on grammar, then no batman or Batman card would be destroyed because "thier" isn't a word 😜
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on April 27, 2012, 09:36:25 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on April 27, 2012, 06:40:24 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on April 27, 2012, 03:35:12 PM
Even though it is a set based on jester we have to have other cards this is a card Kiki asked me to make
Kiki-Jiki, the Fallen
2R 3C
Starts with 4 loyalty
+1 Put a 2/2 red goblin token into the battlefield with first strike and protection from blue.
-2 Sacrafice a goblin, take control of target creature until the end of the turn. It gains haste and protection from blue until the end of the turn
-7 You get an embelem that says "Whenever your opponent casts a spell you get a 5/5 red, Soul of the Mirror Breaker token with haste and protection from blue."
(Flavor Text) "He may be gone, but his soul has not abandoned us."
His last wish was to explore the multiverse. Let that wish be granted.
;_; WHY DID HE HAVE TO LEEEEaAAVVVEEE!?!?!?
But srsly this is BJ's contest, let's put this stuff in the sad news forum.
He asked me to post it as his entry
He played {It's all About Kiki}.
http://imtgapp.com/forum/index.php?topic=2680.0
Quote from: BlackJester on April 28, 2012, 12:40:57 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on April 27, 2012, 09:36:25 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on April 27, 2012, 06:40:24 PM
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on April 27, 2012, 03:35:12 PM
Even though it is a set based on jester we have to have other cards this is a card Kiki asked me to make
Kiki-Jiki, the Fallen
2R 3C
Starts with 4 loyalty
+1 Put a 2/2 red goblin token into the battlefield with first strike and protection from blue.
-2 Sacrafice a goblin, take control of target creature until the end of the turn. It gains haste and protection from blue until the end of the turn
-7 You get an embelem that says "Whenever your opponent casts a spell you get a 5/5 red, Soul of the Mirror Breaker token with haste and protection from blue."
(Flavor Text) "He may be gone, but his soul has not abandoned us."
His last wish was to explore the multiverse. Let that wish be granted.
;_; WHY DID HE HAVE TO LEEEEaAAVVVEEE!?!?!?
But srsly this is BJ's contest, let's put this stuff in the sad news forum.
He asked me to post it as his entry
He played {It's all About Kiki}.
http://imtgapp.com/forum/index.php?topic=2680.0
??? The link is to NillaWafers trade binder ???
In the second last or last page I made a card:
It's All About Kiki - RR
Instant
Change the target of target conversation to {Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker}.
Quote from: BlackJester on April 28, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
In the second last or last page I made a card:
It's All About Kiki - RR
Instant
Change the target of target conversation to {Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker}.
😂😂😂😂😂
Jester's Tongue Twister (3)BBB
Enchantment
Basic lands gain (tap): add a mana of any color to your mana pool
Opponents Spells and abilities cast cost twice as much to cast. Any player may pay Jester's tongue twisters mana cost on their turn to end this ability until the end of turn.
Any player may pay twice Jester' s tongue twister's mana cost if they do sacrifice it.
Flavor text
"bet you can't say that 10 times fast."
Jester's Specter 5BR
Creature - Specter (M)
Flying
When Jester's Specter deals combat damage to a player, that player loses X life, discards X cards, sacrifices X creatures, then sacrifices X lands, where X is the amount of damage dealt.
4/4
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 30, 2012, 05:05:21 AM
Curse of Jesters Awesomeness
Enchantment-aura curse
4BBB
Enchant Player
Whenever enchanted player draws a card, they must discard the top four cards of thier library. Then each creature they control takes X damage, where X is the highest CMC of cards discarded this way.if a creature dies this way, that creatures controller takes half of X's damage amount, rounded down.
Flavor text: "You dont think I'm awesome? Then you will suffer greatly"
How do you discard cards that you never drew?? X will always be 0!!!
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on May 03, 2012, 08:09:27 AM
Quote from: Alex2911 on April 30, 2012, 05:05:21 AM
Curse of Jesters Awesomeness
Enchantment-aura curse
4BBB
Enchant Player
Whenever enchanted player draws a card, they must discard the top four cards of thier library. Then each creature they control takes X damage, where X is the highest CMC of cards discarded this way.if a creature dies this way, that creatures controller takes half of X's damage amount, rounded down.
Flavor text: "You dont think I'm awesome? Then you will suffer greatly"
How do you discard cards that you never drew?? X will always be 0!!!
Technically you can't but I think they are referring to milling. That's my thought
BlackJester Devourer of Planes CMC: 2/ww 2/uu 2/bb 2/rr 2/
BlackJester
Can't be countered.
When BlackJester enters the battlefield choose up to ten permanents opponents control and gain control of them.
Tap: Gain control of up to three permanents opponents control.
BlackJesters power and toughness are equal to the number of opponents permanents you control.
*/*
What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine.
Black Jester, The Ever-Present 3BUW
Legendary Creature- Jester Lord
Hexproof Indestructible
Black Jester The Ever-Present is Unblockable.
If Black Jester the Ever-Present leaves the battlefield exile it.
If Black jester the Ever present is put into the graveyard from anywhere exile it.
At the beginning of your upkeep if Black jester the ever-present is in exile return it to play.
8/5
"does this guy live here!?" as read in an Imtg forum post
Black Jester, Forum Legend
2C 2U 2B
Planeswalker
Starts with 3 loyalty
+1 Add two of any kind of counter to target permanent.
+2 Target player must try to answer a question about the rules. If they are wrong they must sacrifice 3 permanents.
-3 Deal 10 damage to target player, 5 poison counters to either the same or different target player, and another or same target player must mill 30
-12 Deal 20 damage to target player, 10 poison counters to either the same or different target player, and another or same target player must mill 60
Black Jester
3WB
Search your library for any 2 cards, put 1 of those cards into your hand, shuffle your library and put the other ontop.
{Enlightened Tutor}+{Diabolic Tutor}. I know you love your combos. Perhaps this should cost more?
I assume every entry is valid unless I can't contact the winner.
By the way, the clock is a tickin' underlings! 🕙
Only two more days to win my approval before its too late.
Jester's Realm
Land - Mythic Rare
This land counts as each basic land type.
Tap: Add one mana of any color if this your first card played, two mana of any color if the second, three mana if the third, four if the forth, and so on.....
All lands are Indestructable.
Flavor text: Even kings dare not call him a "fool" in his own house.
Edit: I been mulling this one over for a while ;)
Jester's Path
Land
Bulk Rare
(2)Tap: Choose two target blocking creatures an opponent controls. Choose two attacking creatures you control. If each of those creatures could block or be blocked by all creatures that the other is blocking or being blocked, remove all of them from the game. Return those creatures under the opposite player's control.
Whenever Jester's Path becomes tapped, gain 2 life for each creature you control.
Complete with awkward wording.
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 04, 2012, 09:44:16 AM
Jester's Realm
Land - Mythic Rare
This land counts as each basic land type.
Tap: Add one mana of any color if this your first card played, two mana of any color if the second, three mana if the third, four if the forth, and so on.....
All lands are Indestructable.
Flavor text: Even kings dare not call him a "fool" in his own house.
Edit: I been mulling this one over for a while ;)
HA! Take THAT Tsuyoshi Fujita!
Quote from: SpiritedAway on May 04, 2012, 02:31:55 PM
Jester's Path
Land
Bulk Rare
(2)Tap: Choose two target blocking creatures an opponent controls. Choose two attacking creatures you control. If each of those creatures could block or be blocked by all creatures that the other is blocking or being blocked, remove all of them from the game. Return those creatures under the opposite player's control.
Whenever Jester's Path becomes tapped, gain 2 life for each creature you control.
Complete with awkward wording.
I don't know what a "Bulk Rare" is, but I like it.
Quote from: BlackJester on May 04, 2012, 03:23:10 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 04, 2012, 09:44:16 AM
Jester's Realm
Land - Mythic Rare
This land counts as each basic land type.
Tap: Add one mana of any color if this your first card played, two mana of any color if the second, three mana if the third, four if the forth, and so on.....
All lands are Indestructable.
Flavor text: Even kings dare not call him a "fool" in his own house.
Edit: I been mulling this one over for a while ;)
HA! Take THAT Tsuyoshi Fujita!
That was my point exactly!!!!!
*scratches head and thinks to self...who's Tsuyoshi Fujita?*
Quote from: cltrn81 on May 04, 2012, 03:43:16 PM
That was my point exactly!!!!!
*scratches head and thinks to self...who's Tsuyoshi Fujita?*
*sigh* ::) {Gemstone Caverns}
Quote from: SpiritedAway on May 04, 2012, 02:31:55 PM
Jester's Path
Land
Bulk Rare
(2)Tap: Choose two target blocking creatures an opponent controls. Choose two attacking creatures you control. If each of those creatures could block or be blocked by all creatures that the other is blocking or being blocked, remove all of them from the game. Return those creatures under the opposite player's control.
Whenever Jester's Path becomes tapped, gain 2 life for each creature you control.
Complete with awkward wording.
Wait wait. One more thing.
"Protection from Lands"
Can't be ghost quartered.
Jester's Leviathan 2UU
Creature - Leviathan (R)
When Jester's Leviathan enters the battlefield, exile all lands you control.
When Jester's Leviathan leaves the battlefield, return all lands exiled by Jester's Leviathan under it's owner's control.
7/7
Quote from: Prophylaxis on May 05, 2012, 05:14:37 PM
Jester's Leviathan 2UU
Creature - Leviathan (R)
When Jester's Leviathan enters the battlefield, exile all lands you control.
When Jester's Leviathan leaves the battlefield, return all lands exiled by Jester's Leviathan under it's owner's control.
7/7
Get a hedron crab or four out first and bring down the house.
Happy Cinco de Mayo! That means you all have until midnight my time to gimmie tha goodz! 😌
I'll judge them (as I judge you all) and announce the winner (and maybe a few select category winners too 😉) on Wednesday, May 8.
All hail Jester!!!
The Glorious One, The Wise One, The Powerful One.
All hail Jester!!!
Lord of the IMTG Forums and Ruler of the (our) world!!!
Black Jester, Judge, Jury, and Jokester.
Legendary Creature- Jester
mythic
WUB3
0/5
(4) roll a dice:
1: you may exile a card in your hand facedown.
2: you may search your library for a card and exile it facedown. then shuffle your library
3: you may exile a card in the graveyard facedown
4: look at target opponents hand. you may exile a card from it facedown.
5: search target opponent's library. you may exile a card from it facedown. shuffle their library.
6: reroll the die, if this is the second time you have rolled a 6 this turn activating this effect choose from the effects of (1-5)instead. if this is the third time you have rolled a 6 this turn activating this effect choose from the effects of (1-5). then copy the effect. you may choose new targets.
you may look at cards exiled by Jester's effect at anytime and play them.
Jester gets +1/+0 for every card exiled by its effect.
If damage would be dealt to Jester, prevent that damage. Place
a random card exiled by jester's effect into the graveyard for each damage prevented this way. If you can not sacrifice Jester.
"sure you might die but you'll get too laugh about it too"
Loyal Jester
1WG
Art: {sylvan bounty} with head from {jester's cap} rudely copy and pasted on.
Creature - Human moderator
Vigilance
Flavor text:
"I humbly, take a knee,
so that others, may learn and see,
Following The Law, to demonstrate,
The correct way to annihilate."
2/2
Jimmy the Jester 4
0: Jimmy the Jester blocks all attacking creatures.
1: Put Jimmy the Jester into your graveyard.
2: Prevent all damage that would be done to Jimmy the Jester.
"Poor Jimmy..."
Results are in:
http://imtgapp.com/forum/index.php/topic,7273.0.html