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Title: Girls
Post by: Thetrufflehunter on November 22, 2014, 02:12:16 AM
That is all. Magestic creatures. Also fickle.
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: Mattao19 on November 22, 2014, 12:22:49 PM
To deal with them use {Vedalken Shackles}
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: Mattao19 on November 22, 2014, 12:30:33 PM
Then use {Ajani Vengeant} to tap her {Breeding Pool} ;)
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: Thetrufflehunter on November 22, 2014, 01:43:39 PM
Quote from: Taysby on November 22, 2014, 12:35:37 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on November 22, 2014, 12:30:33 PM
Then use {Ajani Vengeant} to tap her {Breeding Pool} ;)
Fckingawdammit!  It's {hallowed fountain}!  Get it right!
They all work. Overgrown tomb, blood crypt, sacred foundry, godless shrine.
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: Anoobass on November 22, 2014, 02:24:00 PM
Stomping ground?  I'm sorry but I treat my woman with respect.
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: MuggyWuggy on November 22, 2014, 02:36:24 PM
I love em. I love em good.
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: Thetrufflehunter on November 22, 2014, 02:55:15 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on November 22, 2014, 02:24:00 PM
Stomping ground?  I'm sorry but I treat my woman with respect.
I didn't day they all work well :P
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: Wingnut on November 22, 2014, 06:13:41 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on November 22, 2014, 02:24:00 PM
Stomping ground?  I'm sorry but I treat my woman with respect.

Give yourself a divorce, that'll go away.
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: Gorzo on November 22, 2014, 06:26:24 PM
So here's the thing. We all know that the cliché "men are from Mars,  women are from Venus."

Mars is a cold, boring, and predictable rock that everyone seems really interested in for no good reason. Sounds like a lot of guys I know.

Venus is a volatile, constantly erupting environment  that melts all of the rovers we send to it for information. Sounds like a few women I've dated.


Also, girls have cooties.
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: Munchlax on November 22, 2014, 10:55:37 PM
But Ya know, sometimes they're like Pluto.
Cold and Desolate and everyone says they're not a planet even though they're as big as one
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on November 24, 2014, 07:13:56 AM
Oh my .loving. god I literally can't get of the floor I'm laughing so hard
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: rarehuntertay on November 24, 2014, 07:29:07 AM
 {Flames of the Blood Hand}
Nuff said... Yuck
Or,
{Sower of Temptation}
Cause you know, they always tempting you...
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on November 24, 2014, 07:44:39 AM
Maybe you just dive in with your {Rod of Ruin}.
Title: Re: Girls
Post by: LinkCelestrial on November 24, 2014, 01:06:19 PM
The maturity show in this thread...

...but I can't lie, I laughed.