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Title: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 20, 2014, 10:37:19 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/2jsuue/suspect_shuffling_at_worchester_scg_standard/

looks like this guy will receive the banhammer. apparently hes been doing this for a while. so sad. i really dont want to be the guy who calls a judge to shuffle my deck instead of my opponent but seriously.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Remillo on October 20, 2014, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: particle on October 20, 2014, 10:37:19 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/2jsuue/suspect_shuffling_at_worchester_scg_standard/

looks like this guy will receive the banhammer. apparently hes been doing this for a while. so sad. i really dont want to be the guy who calls a judge to shuffle my deck instead of my opponent but seriously.

Glad he's finally being caught.  There are videos from as far back as '09 of him using a Mechanic's Grip to shuffle his opponents' decks.  It also helps teach Judges what to look for.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Gocougs509 on October 21, 2014, 03:42:35 PM
This is exacty why your opponents should not be able to shiffle your deck! They should only be allowed to cut it!
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Destore117 on October 21, 2014, 04:00:37 PM
That's pretty sneaky. And a total D@$! Move.
My only question is, and this in no way defends his actions, but why weren't they shuffling their decks themselves? (Not really into competitive play so if this is a noob question apologies.)
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: MuggyWuggy on October 21, 2014, 04:04:54 PM
It's during the cut.

I get especially nervous at big events, you have no idea if someone is looking at your deck when they pick it up and shuffled sideways


Basically if I see an idea of your build; I will know what hand to take, as opposed to a stabilizing hand for your own deck
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 21, 2014, 04:16:18 PM
Quote from: Destore117 on October 21, 2014, 04:00:37 PM
That's pretty sneaky. And a total D@$! Move.
My only question is, and this in no way defends his actions, but why weren't they shuffling their decks themselves? (Not really into competitive play so if this is a noob question apologies.)

they do shuffle their own decks first. but after you shuffle, your always supposed to present your deck so you opponent can cut or shuffle it.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Millionlittlee on October 21, 2014, 05:05:43 PM
No bad
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Mattao19 on October 21, 2014, 05:09:51 PM
This is why I just cut the deck. Like I'm literally watching them pile shuffle/riffle shuffle how on earth can they fix the deck so to me cutting it just is the obvious choice!!
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Destore117 on October 21, 2014, 06:43:35 PM
Guy was "shuffling" a deck but forcing them to have terrible hands (like mull to 5) or some such dickitry. Instead of just cutting. He'd like make sure they had crap on top. And thus would win.
So now he's in trouble.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: the_intelligentleman on October 21, 2014, 07:24:59 PM
Humphries is just the worst, there is no way the guy could have won on one land.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Mattao19 on October 21, 2014, 08:35:40 PM
Any videos of him cheating? If so post a link?
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Ekann1 on October 21, 2014, 08:40:57 PM
They're in the Reddit, a bit down the thread somewhere.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 21, 2014, 08:47:52 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on October 21, 2014, 08:27:42 PM
Judge cuts for all top 8s from here on out, all in favor?

sadly i think i might agree...
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: LinkCelestrial on October 21, 2014, 08:48:58 PM
It would be much simpler to not allow them to shuffle your deck, cuts only. If they do something janky call a judge over.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 21, 2014, 08:57:52 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 21, 2014, 08:48:58 PM
It would be much simpler to not allow them to shuffle your deck, cuts only. If they do something janky call a judge over.

but people will argue that a cut wont change a set of ordered cards, just which one is first. shuffling (fairly) will randomize a stacked deck.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: LinkCelestrial on October 21, 2014, 09:05:27 PM
Quote from: particle on October 21, 2014, 08:57:52 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 21, 2014, 08:48:58 PM
It would be much simpler to not allow them to shuffle your deck, cuts only. If they do something janky call a judge over.

but people will argue that a cut wont change a set of ordered cards, just which one is first. shuffling (fairly) will randomize a stacked deck.

I don't really see the relevance. I mean they stacked their deck so they'd have a specific hand and draws. If you cut the deck you screw that up. Especially if you cut it multiple times. (Odd numbers are technically better).

I think three to five cuts being what's acceptable is fair.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Dudecore on October 21, 2014, 09:24:41 PM
Visual breakdown of the con. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmHatVbG0KE&feature=youtu.be)
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Mattao19 on October 21, 2014, 10:17:05 PM
Quote from: Dudecore on October 21, 2014, 09:24:41 PM
Visual breakdown of the con. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmHatVbG0KE&feature=youtu.be)

WOW!!! SOOOO SNEAKY!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the Link :P
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Thetrufflehunter on October 21, 2014, 10:28:52 PM
Quote from: Remillo on October 20, 2014, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: particle on October 20, 2014, 10:37:19 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/2jsuue/suspect_shuffling_at_worchester_scg_standard/

looks like this guy will receive the banhammer. apparently hes been doing this for a while. so sad. i really dont want to be the guy who calls a judge to shuffle my deck instead of my opponent but seriously.

Glad he's finally being caught.  There are videos from as far back as '09 of him using a Mechanic's Grip to shuffle his opponents' decks.  It also helps teach Judges what to look for.
As someone who (badly) performs card tricks, the mechanic's grip in and of itself isn't bad. Its where you have the pointer finger on top, middle and ring on the side, pinky on bottom, and thumb opposite middle and ring. (Left hand view V)

            Pointer

                          Middle
Thumb               Ring
   
              Pinky

However, this can be manipulated for some bad stuff (marlo tilt, etc.).
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: The1337Magician on October 21, 2014, 10:33:40 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 21, 2014, 10:28:52 PM
Quote from: Remillo on October 20, 2014, 10:41:00 PM
Quote from: particle on October 20, 2014, 10:37:19 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/2jsuue/suspect_shuffling_at_worchester_scg_standard/

looks like this guy will receive the banhammer. apparently hes been doing this for a while. so sad. i really dont want to be the guy who calls a judge to shuffle my deck instead of my opponent but seriously.

Glad he's finally being caught.  There are videos from as far back as '09 of him using a Mechanic's Grip to shuffle his opponents' decks.  It also helps teach Judges what to look for.
As someone who (badly) performs card tricks, the mechanic's grip in and of itself isn't bad. Its where you have the pointer finger on top, middle and ring on the side, pinky on bottom, and thumb opposite middle and ring. (Left hand view V)

            Pointer

                          Middle
Thumb               Ring
   
              Pinky

However, this can be manipulated for some bad stuff (marlo tilt, etc.).
As I was reading this I realized I hold my phone just like that.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Dudecore on October 21, 2014, 10:55:19 PM
It's a fairly common thing with people who use that grip. Its been done before after fetches and whatnot to put some lands on top so all of their future draws flood them out.

It's just a drawback of offering prize money. It gives incentives to cheat. Magic is a game with an extremely high degree of variance, sometimes people just assume that randomness is at play.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Remillo on October 21, 2014, 11:33:40 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 21, 2014, 09:05:27 PM
Quote from: particle on October 21, 2014, 08:57:52 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 21, 2014, 08:48:58 PM
It would be much simpler to not allow them to shuffle your deck, cuts only. If they do something janky call a judge over.

but people will argue that a cut wont change a set of ordered cards, just which one is first. shuffling (fairly) will randomize a stacked deck.

I don't really see the relevance. I mean they stacked their deck so they'd have a specific hand and draws. If you cut the deck you screw that up. Especially if you cut it multiple times. (Odd numbers are technically better).

I think three to five cuts being what's acceptable is fair.

Stacking a deck in magic isn't so much about drawing specific cards, but rather drawing land vs non-land.  If someone pulls a Double Nickel, or otherwise stacks in a way that has a 'perfect mana distribution', cutting the deck doesn't change that.  Having an opponent shuffle your deck is supposed to be a fair way of making sure you didn't stack it, since they also get to randomize it.   Some people, unfortunately, like to take advantage of it.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 21, 2014, 11:56:49 PM
evidence of cheating:
http://gfycat.com/ParallelShortGemsbuck
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: LinkCelestrial on October 21, 2014, 11:57:48 PM
Quote from: Remillo on October 21, 2014, 11:33:40 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 21, 2014, 09:05:27 PM
Quote from: particle on October 21, 2014, 08:57:52 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 21, 2014, 08:48:58 PM
It would be much simpler to not allow them to shuffle your deck, cuts only. If they do something janky call a judge over.

but people will argue that a cut wont change a set of ordered cards, just which one is first. shuffling (fairly) will randomize a stacked deck.

I don't really see the relevance. I mean they stacked their deck so they'd have a specific hand and draws. If you cut the deck you screw that up. Especially if you cut it multiple times. (Odd numbers are technically better).

I think three to five cuts being what's acceptable is fair.

Stacking a deck in magic isn't so much about drawing specific cards, but rather drawing land vs non-land.  If someone pulls a Double Nickel, or otherwise stacks in a way that has a 'perfect mana distribution', cutting the deck doesn't change that.  Having an opponent shuffle your deck is supposed to be a fair way of making sure you didn't stack it, since they also get to randomize it.   Some people, unfortunately, like to take advantage of it.

Well if it's a matter of good land ratio I'm kinda not to worried about that. I mean nothing sucks more than losing because {Mana Screw} but winning cause {Mana Screw} isn't fun either.

Doesn't make it right, though.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 22, 2014, 12:05:10 AM
and btw just in case anyone is wondering, star city games has started an investigation into mr. humphries and his prize is currently being withheld.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Remillo on October 22, 2014, 12:42:50 AM
Here's the archive of the Finals of the Standard Open - http://www.twitch.tv/scglive/c/5333218

If you take a look at pretty much any time he shuffles Dylan's deck, you can plainly see him flipping non-land cards to the top and never actually shuffling the top chunk of cards.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Mattao19 on October 22, 2014, 01:54:16 AM
Quote from: Remillo on October 22, 2014, 12:42:50 AM
Here's the archive of the Finals of the Standard Open - http://www.twitch.tv/scglive/c/5333218

If you take a look at pretty much any time he shuffles Dylan's deck, you can plainly see him flipping non-land cards to the top and never actually shuffling the top chunk of cards.

Thats nuts!! That is exactly what Magic IS NOT about!!!! Ban him for atleast a year imo
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Mattao19 on October 22, 2014, 07:48:32 AM
I just believe in second chances. Sure what he did was terribly awful (and pathetic) but if for whatever reason I was banned for life I'd probably go insane so I feel like a year is a good starting point
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Millionlittlee on October 22, 2014, 08:06:40 AM
Quote from: Noblellama on October 22, 2014, 02:02:17 AM
Permanent ban from all levels of competitive magic

Not trying to sound overzealous but with perfected skills like that you think he is just going to stop because he was banned for a year?

Funny a person I know at fnm add card to a draft pool he got 18 months ban, 1 year seems short for the difference in level
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on October 22, 2014, 08:11:29 AM
Ban him for life. If I was competing in that event and had to play him, hoping to expect a good, high-level competitor, only to get a guy that excelled at slight of hand, I would be pissed. Let him go play poker, our community doesn't need him.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Mattao19 on October 22, 2014, 11:14:31 AM
I guess that's true I guess I'm more forgiving (I am Canadian after all lol) but it did upset me a lot and I can see a lifetime ban but that seems so harsh to me.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Dudecore on October 22, 2014, 11:44:46 AM
He's top 8'd and won many SCG events in the past few years. He's essentially defrauded SCG and the DCI for a long time. I don't think people like that get second chances because he's already had so many opportunities to quit it. A lifetime ban is a good idea.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: LadyGrixis on October 22, 2014, 12:10:32 PM
^This.

Cheating makes me madder than a {Hornet Nest}! I really just don't understand jackholes that do this. I get that you want to money, just for the love of Pete.......have some decency about yourself.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: rarehuntertay on October 22, 2014, 12:20:18 PM
Almost sounds like another player who was banned from the Pro Tour Hall of Fame...
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: cltrn81 on October 22, 2014, 12:54:35 PM
I say screw this guy.  Lifetime ban hammer seems reasonable.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Dudecore on October 22, 2014, 01:04:41 PM
Quote from: GlowackAttack on October 22, 2014, 12:38:13 PM
I know who your talking about!

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen... Right? He was number 1.

Trevor Humphries. There is video evidence of him doing it as far back as 2009.

The reality is, he may be a suboptimal Magic player that just cheats to win. The mechanics grip he uses to shuffle is an ancient deck stacking technique that magicians use to, you guess it, stack decks. He's not even particularly good at it. It's just one of the more effective ways (minus marking cards) to order a deck. It could be overcome by asking them to cut the deck after they've shuffled.

That being said, I don't blame him for cheating - money is on the line and he broke the rules to gain an advantage. I expect him to pay the consequences for violating the code of conduct and expect him to be banned for life.

In a game of such high degree of variance it's amazing anyone is "good" at it. It makes you look at pros like Luis Scott Vargas and Jon Finkle and be amazed that they're as good as they are under any circumstances. LSV wins like crazy in Magic Online which enforces the proper rules and no cheaty things.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: MuggyWuggy on October 22, 2014, 01:36:30 PM
Screw him. Permaban. No need to let cheaters know they can come back.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Kaylesh on October 22, 2014, 01:53:24 PM
Sick. Compare it to using stimulants in sports. You don't get too come back there too. Unless you're proven to be clean. Same here I'd say, though you can't rly prove you don't cheat. Ban
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Dudecore on October 22, 2014, 09:16:00 PM
Advanced metrics could have outed him also. The kinds I like to look at in Baseball. If the judges kept track of how many mulligans a certain player takes, then looks at the opponent they're against to corrolate who may be stacking decks.

It's just a little aside for how advanced statistical analysis can take a large group of people and find the anomolies.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Remillo on October 22, 2014, 11:22:19 PM
Quote from: Dudecore on October 22, 2014, 09:16:00 PM
Advanced metrics could have outed him also. The kinds I like to look at in Baseball. If the judges kept track of how many mulligans a certain player takes, then looks at the opponent they're against to corrolate who may be stacking decks.

It's just a little aside for how advanced statistical analysis can take a large group of people and find the anomolies.

The only problems are these - We don't record how many mulligans take place during a tournament; and if a series of player wanted to 'troll' a specific player may decide that they all take excessive mulligans against that player.  It'd be a flawed system, although the statistics themselves could be interesting.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: LadyGrixis on October 23, 2014, 10:35:06 AM
This has literally made me want to ask a Judge to shuffle/cut my deck after every opponent shuffles mine.

If my opponent simply cuts my deck, that's fine; but from now on, if they shuffle it up.......it's getting cut by a judge. This is just nuts.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Remillo on October 23, 2014, 10:47:20 AM
Shuffling is standard procedure for competitive play, and you'll literally be asking for a judge every single game, not to mention mulligans and fetches.  Just keep an eye on the grip your opponent uses to shuffle, if they shuffle their own cards differently than yours, and if they're glancing down at your deck while they shuffle.  You can ask them to shuffle in a different way (or have a judge do it for them), and if they see any of your cards, that's a game rule violation.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 23, 2014, 11:33:40 AM
Quote from: Remillo on October 23, 2014, 10:47:20 AM
Shuffling is standard procedure for competitive play, and you'll literally be asking for a judge every single game, not to mention mulligans and fetches.  Just keep an eye on the grip your opponent uses to shuffle, if they shuffle their own cards differently than yours, and if they're glancing down at your deck while they shuffle.  You can ask them to shuffle in a different way (or have a judge do it for them), and if they see any of your cards, that's a game rule violation.

can you really see your opponent shuffling your cards, and then ask the judge to reshuffle them? i mean i know you can have the judge shuffle instead, but once your opponent hands your your cards back can you go "i dont like how you shuffled, Judge! please shuffle my deck again!
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: LadyGrixis on October 23, 2014, 11:38:20 AM
Quote from: Remillo on October 23, 2014, 10:47:20 AM
Shuffling is standard procedure for competitive play, and you'll literally be asking for a judge every single game, not to mention mulligans and fetches.  Just keep an eye on the grip your opponent uses to shuffle, if they shuffle their own cards differently than yours, and if they're glancing down at your deck while they shuffle.  You can ask them to shuffle in a different way (or have a judge do it for them), and if they see any of your cards, that's a game rule violation.

I won't be calling a judge every time, seeing as most people just cut and move on. Those that take my deck and reshuffle it are the ones I'm leery of. If I've gone to the trouble to table shuffle and hand shuffle my deck thoroughly, then you don't need to take it upon yourself to shuffle the hell out of it and put it back in order. Just cut the damn thing and play.

That's something I've never understood about competitive play. It's enough to cut someone's deck. Reshuffling it over and over and over just seems redundant.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: LadyGrixis on October 23, 2014, 11:39:35 AM
Quote from: particle on October 23, 2014, 11:33:40 AM
Quote from: Remillo on October 23, 2014, 10:47:20 AM
Shuffling is standard procedure for competitive play, and you'll literally be asking for a judge every single game, not to mention mulligans and fetches.  Just keep an eye on the grip your opponent uses to shuffle, if they shuffle their own cards differently than yours, and if they're glancing down at your deck while they shuffle.  You can ask them to shuffle in a different way (or have a judge do it for them), and if they see any of your cards, that's a game rule violation.

can you really see your opponent shuffling your cards, and then ask the judge to reshuffle them? i mean i know you can have the judge shuffle instead, but once your opponent hands your your cards back can you go "i dont like how you shuffled, Judge! please shuffle my deck again!

You can definitely call a judge and ask them to shuffle your deck for you.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: LadyGrixis on October 23, 2014, 11:41:01 AM
Quote from: Taysby on October 23, 2014, 11:38:37 AM
Just make them cut it at the end.  voilla!  No problem.

I also am in favor of this as well.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Millionlittlee on October 23, 2014, 12:15:49 PM
See I don't like the cut only thing you guys are going for. If it's on a fnm level sure I'll cut but competitive level I'm going to shuffle and I'm going to shuffle well
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 23, 2014, 12:24:43 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 23, 2014, 11:39:35 AM
Quote from: particle on October 23, 2014, 11:33:40 AM
Quote from: Remillo on October 23, 2014, 10:47:20 AM
Shuffling is standard procedure for competitive play, and you'll literally be asking for a judge every single game, not to mention mulligans and fetches.  Just keep an eye on the grip your opponent uses to shuffle, if they shuffle their own cards differently than yours, and if they're glancing down at your deck while they shuffle.  You can ask them to shuffle in a different way (or have a judge do it for them), and if they see any of your cards, that's a game rule violation.

can you really see your opponent shuffling your cards, and then ask the judge to reshuffle them? i mean i know you can have the judge shuffle instead, but once your opponent hands your your cards back can you go "i dont like how you shuffled, Judge! please shuffle my deck again!

You can definitely call a judge and ask them to shuffle your deck for you.

i know instead of having your opponent shuffle you can have a judge shuffle. what i am asking is, after letting your opponent shuffle, can you then ask a judge to shuffle?
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: LadyGrixis on October 23, 2014, 12:35:02 PM
Quote from: Taysby on October 23, 2014, 12:26:50 PM
Quote from: Millionlittlee on October 23, 2014, 12:15:49 PM
See I don't like the cut only thing you guys are going for. If it's on a fnm level sure I'll cut but competitive level I'm going to shuffle and I'm going to shuffle well

I meant to let them shuffle, just make them cut it when they are done.

^This, I definitely like this Taysby. Bravo :D
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Mattao19 on October 24, 2014, 03:48:05 AM
Any update?
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Millionlittlee on October 24, 2014, 04:09:05 AM
I think I saw 4 years ban
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: gtfotis on October 24, 2014, 04:42:33 AM
Quote from: Millionlittlee on October 24, 2014, 04:09:05 AM
I think I saw 4 years ban
Aww, I was hoping for seven years dungeon.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Dudecore on October 24, 2014, 10:26:30 AM
Im an underground dojo keyboard cagefighter. Time to update my resumè
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 24, 2014, 10:39:02 AM
Quote from: Dudecore on October 24, 2014, 10:26:30 AM
Im an underground dojo keyboard cagefighter. Time to update my resumè

lol what a sad little boy. claiming that he must be as bad as "rapists" to recieve this punishment. i feel sorry for him and that he still thinks hes the one receiving injustice, not the x number of players hes screwed out of magic games.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: LinkCelestrial on October 24, 2014, 10:51:37 AM
Quote from: particle on October 24, 2014, 10:39:02 AM
Quote from: Dudecore on October 24, 2014, 10:26:30 AM
Im an underground dojo keyboard cagefighter. Time to update my resumè

lol what a sad little boy. claiming that he must be as bad as "rapists" to recieve this punishment. i feel sorry for him and that he still thinks hes the one receiving injustice, not the x number of players hes screwed out of magic games.

You're a better man than I, for I don't feel sorry I feel like slapping him across the face.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 24, 2014, 10:55:21 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 24, 2014, 10:51:37 AM
Quote from: particle on October 24, 2014, 10:39:02 AM
Quote from: Dudecore on October 24, 2014, 10:26:30 AM
Im an underground dojo keyboard cagefighter. Time to update my resumè

lol what a sad little boy. claiming that he must be as bad as "rapists" to recieve this punishment. i feel sorry for him and that he still thinks hes the one receiving injustice, not the x number of players hes screwed out of magic games.

You're a better man than I, for I don't feel sorry I feel like slapping him across the face.

i dont mean i feel bad for him. i mean i feel sorry for him that he cannot or will not own up to his problems. not taking his side at all.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Dudecore on October 24, 2014, 11:25:44 AM
Anyone with awesome photoshop skills should make a "Underground Dojo KEYBOARD Cagefighters" in the style of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles poster.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Anoobass on October 26, 2014, 10:53:14 PM
Quote from: Dudecore on October 24, 2014, 11:25:44 AM
Anyone with awesome photoshop skills should make a "Underground Dojo KEYBOARD Cagefighters" in the style of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles poster.

Better yet, make it a card and put it in the next UN set.

Underground Dojo Keyboard Cagefighters

Suspend 4-{B}{W}{U}{G}{R}

When ~~~~ is cast, each player rolls a D6.  The player who rolls highest may choose any player.  The chosen player skips his next 4 turns.

"Anyone want to buy some lightly played Magic Cards?"
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Ekann1 on October 26, 2014, 11:13:03 PM
+1 for flavor text
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: blackychan1 on October 27, 2014, 01:00:42 AM
Is he really selling? I'll buy some cards.....
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Remillo on October 27, 2014, 02:35:44 PM
You know those black shirts with white text that say like

"Untap &
Upkeep &
Draw &
..."

I'm gonna be getting one that says

"Underground &
Dogo &
KEYBOARD &
Cage Fighters"
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Anoobass on October 27, 2014, 06:29:47 PM
Quote from: bravado883 on October 27, 2014, 02:16:59 PM
Or even "when ---- enters the battlefield, choose target opponent. Whenever that player would shuffle their library, instead search that player's library for up to six cards and put them on top in any order."

Meh, kinda like the randomness of the way I put it, even if you cast it, it can backfire completely.  Plus everyone gets the 4 turn warning of what is about to happen.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Remillo on October 29, 2014, 04:03:18 PM
Hey guys, I'm gonna be shamelessly plugging this, because we need it.

http://teespring.com/dojoKEYBOARDcagefighter?utm_campaign=TAretargeting&utm_medium=retargetingTA
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Thetrufflehunter on October 29, 2014, 08:27:42 PM
Quote from: Remillo on October 29, 2014, 04:03:18 PM
Hey guys, I'm gonna be shamelessly plugging this, because we need it.

http://teespring.com/dojoKEYBOARDcagefighter?utm_campaign=TAretargeting&utm_medium=retargetingTA
Are the sweatshirts comfy?
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: rarehuntertay on October 30, 2014, 11:32:47 AM
Quote from: Dudecore on October 24, 2014, 10:26:30 AM
Im an underground dojo keyboard cagefighter. Time to update my resumè
https://twitter.com/vagabundomg/status/527843282529697792
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: particle on October 30, 2014, 12:45:55 PM
you guys see jared boetticher had his roty revoked and is banned 46 months?

edit: i see its being discussed in another post. nvm
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: Dudecore on October 30, 2014, 12:50:23 PM
Underground dojo KEYBOARD cagefighters (http://imgur.com/a/G4LO8) are hot on the trail of someone new.
Title: Re: very recent news
Post by: MuggyWuggy on October 30, 2014, 04:51:19 PM
Really don't have faith in top players now. How many people are cheating in tournaments?

Gonna have to make a mat that has sections like yugioh :P

Remove a counter from each phase zone as you complete it. Remove a counter from the land drop box if you play a land this turn.

During each players untap step their place janky counters everywhere to ensure the count