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Title: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on September 21, 2014, 10:03:39 PM
Assume this store has everything you could get from most stores. It has DVDS but no bombs. Stuff like that.

What three things would you buy to freak out a cashier??

I would do:
1. Chloroform
2. Shovel
3. Duct tape

OR

1. Condoms
2. Sandpaper
3. Rubber bands
(You get the condoms, then say you don't have enough money and come back with the sandpaper and rubber bands
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 22, 2014, 12:10:32 AM
1) Ski-mask
2) Toy gun
3) Black spray paint.
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on September 22, 2014, 01:17:28 AM
1) Cucumber
2) Icy Hot
3) Power Drill
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Anoobass on September 22, 2014, 02:17:22 AM
Rope
Chair
Ceiling fan.

The rules I always played with was "no condoms or lube" because those are usually the favorite.
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: VQMracing on September 22, 2014, 03:08:58 AM
Friday the 13the movie
Mask
Chainsaw

Even better on Thursday the 12th
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Agarrita80 on September 22, 2014, 03:40:49 AM
1. Air freshener
2. Upholstery cleaner
3. Axe
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 22, 2014, 08:21:32 AM
1. Destiny
2. Lifetime supply of ramen
3. Lifetime supply of fruit juice
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Anoobass on September 22, 2014, 08:58:56 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on September 22, 2014, 08:21:32 AM
1. Destiny
2. Lifetime supply of ramen
3. Lifetime supply of fruit juice

Omg yes!  I am so absolutely in love with this game!
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 22, 2014, 09:04:39 AM
Quote from: Anoobass on September 22, 2014, 08:58:56 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on September 22, 2014, 08:21:32 AM
1. Destiny
2. Lifetime supply of ramen
3. Lifetime supply of fruit juice

Omg yes!  I am so absolutely in love with this game!

See? now anyone seeing you walk out of the store with that knows that they'll never see you again.
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on September 22, 2014, 02:56:32 PM
Y'all are amazing.
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 22, 2014, 03:50:05 PM
I try
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: AdamS on September 22, 2014, 08:01:47 PM
1batteries with electrical wire like r/c car batteries
2 a map of a large building
3 fuses
il make my own bombs XD
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: DylanW18 on September 23, 2014, 09:59:59 AM
1.) Rope
2.) Laxatives
.3) Adult diapers
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Gorzo on September 23, 2014, 02:23:26 PM
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 23, 2014, 04:07:07 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on September 23, 2014, 02:23:26 PM
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach
Then they'll probably assume you are a butcher, try
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Gasoline
3) Scented Candles
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Popper23345 on September 23, 2014, 04:26:57 PM
Duffel bag
Swiss Army knife
Black morph suit (XD)
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: The1337Magician on September 23, 2014, 04:37:28 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on September 23, 2014, 02:23:26 PM
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach
What WalMart sells butcher cleavers?
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Gorzo on September 23, 2014, 04:58:08 PM
Quote from: The1337Magician on September 23, 2014, 04:37:28 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on September 23, 2014, 02:23:26 PM
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach
What WalMart sells butcher cleavers?

Cleavers are pretty common kitchen utensils. I use mine almost every day, it's just a heavy Chef's knife.

Buuuut fine, to satisfy you naysayers, how about
1) Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Hockey Mask

Or
1) one box of 9mm bullets
2) Mop
3) Bleach
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 23, 2014, 05:04:09 PM
1) Large Knife
2) Trashbags
3) Meat tenderizer
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on September 23, 2014, 06:26:00 PM
All magic cards in stock
All ramen in stock
All card binders in stock
Or
All magic cards In stock
Shotgun
All sleeves in stock :P
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Agarrita80 on September 23, 2014, 06:31:01 PM
1. Adult diapers
2. Mop
3. Colon cleanse
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on September 24, 2014, 12:07:31 AM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on September 23, 2014, 06:31:01 PM
1. Adult diapers
2. Mop
3. Colon cleanse
This one 😄
This one made me laugh 😝
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: cltrn81 on September 24, 2014, 07:36:49 AM
1. Baby food
2. Rat poison
3. Garden shovel


Yea that is a little messed up. 😐  I am guessing that just put me on some watch list.
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: cltrn81 on September 24, 2014, 07:50:37 AM
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jg0olfc6jgnpmfs/2014-09-24%2007.49.27.jpg?dl=0
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Kareason on September 24, 2014, 03:21:57 PM
Tissues
Lotion
Some weird DVD of a kids show like Monster High

Pregnancy Test
Wire Coat Hanger
Trash Bags.
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Agarrita80 on September 25, 2014, 04:52:02 AM
1. Vaseline
2. Cucumber
3. Lipstick
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: dbstamper on September 26, 2014, 08:32:15 PM
Tube sock
Kids movie
Lotion

Or

Rain coat
Music cd
Axe

Or

Chainsaw
Their phone number
Gummy bears

Who hates gummy bears?
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Gorzo on September 27, 2014, 04:15:17 AM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on September 25, 2014, 04:52:02 AM
1. Vaseline
2. Cucumber
3. Lipstick

I really just want to know if the lipstick is for you or the cucumber.
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Agarrita80 on September 27, 2014, 03:10:51 PM
That's what the cashier is also wondering haha
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: DrainCleaner on September 30, 2014, 12:03:36 AM
1) Tub of Crisco
2) Bag of Kiwis
3) Shrek 2 on blu ray
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on September 30, 2014, 04:00:55 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on September 30, 2014, 02:43:44 PM
A hamster
A wrapping paper tube
A lighter
I like your style.
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Rasser on September 30, 2014, 10:18:39 PM
Plus size lingerie
Hand cuffs
Fried chicken
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Munchlax on September 30, 2014, 10:56:45 PM
Bicycle
Baseball bat
Fish food
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Anoobass on October 26, 2014, 12:43:49 AM
Bump,

Going against my rule of no condoms but...

Frozen pizza
Video camera
Condoms

"Is there any 'other' way I can pay for that?"
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: LinkCelestrial on October 26, 2014, 01:49:17 AM
Knife.
Book on anger management.
Cleaning supplies.
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: redwolv on October 28, 2014, 01:13:17 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 26, 2014, 01:49:17 AM
Knife.
Book on anger management.
Cleaning supplies.
Love this one.
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Munchlax on October 30, 2014, 12:32:52 AM
Book on slavery
Whip
Cotton seeds
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: theravenseye on October 30, 2014, 12:35:38 AM
1. Your P*nis
2. A Metal Pole
3. A tape of Boyz II Men's : "I'll make love to you"
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Almosteric on November 02, 2014, 07:48:52 PM
Cat carrier
Roasting pan
Chefs hat
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Apathy Reactor on November 02, 2014, 08:02:48 PM
Quote from: Almosteric on November 02, 2014, 07:48:52 PM
Cat carrier
Wok*
Chefs hat
*Fixed
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: The1337Magician on November 03, 2014, 04:45:01 PM
Apples
Holloween Candy Bowl
Razor blades
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on November 03, 2014, 06:09:47 PM
Quote from: The1337Magician on November 03, 2014, 04:45:01 PM
Apples
Holloween Candy Bowl
Razor blades
LISTEN HERE
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: Apathy Reactor on November 03, 2014, 06:26:42 PM
Prescription strength laxatives
Serving tray
Assorted flavors of fruit juice
Title: Re: (NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier
Post by: redwolv on November 03, 2014, 11:27:15 PM
I forgive you card
Haribo sugar-free gummy bears
Empty bag of normal gummy bears