Assume this store has everything you could get from most stores. It has DVDS but no bombs. Stuff like that.
What three things would you buy to freak out a cashier??
I would do:
1. Chloroform
2. Shovel
3. Duct tape
OR
1. Condoms
2. Sandpaper
3. Rubber bands
(You get the condoms, then say you don't have enough money and come back with the sandpaper and rubber bands
1) Ski-mask
2) Toy gun
3) Black spray paint.
1) Cucumber
2) Icy Hot
3) Power Drill
Rope
Chair
Ceiling fan.
The rules I always played with was "no condoms or lube" because those are usually the favorite.
Friday the 13the movie
Mask
Chainsaw
Even better on Thursday the 12th
1. Air freshener
2. Upholstery cleaner
3. Axe
1. Destiny
2. Lifetime supply of ramen
3. Lifetime supply of fruit juice
Quote from: IceScythe on September 22, 2014, 08:21:32 AM
1. Destiny
2. Lifetime supply of ramen
3. Lifetime supply of fruit juice
Omg yes! I am so absolutely in love with this game!
Quote from: Anoobass on September 22, 2014, 08:58:56 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on September 22, 2014, 08:21:32 AM
1. Destiny
2. Lifetime supply of ramen
3. Lifetime supply of fruit juice
Omg yes! I am so absolutely in love with this game!
See? now anyone seeing you walk out of the store with that knows that they'll never see you again.
Y'all are amazing.
I try
1batteries with electrical wire like r/c car batteries
2 a map of a large building
3 fuses
il make my own bombs XD
1.) Rope
2.) Laxatives
.3) Adult diapers
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach
Quote from: Gorzo on September 23, 2014, 02:23:26 PM
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach
Then they'll probably assume you are a butcher, try
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Gasoline
3) Scented Candles
Duffel bag
Swiss Army knife
Black morph suit (XD)
Quote from: Gorzo on September 23, 2014, 02:23:26 PM
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach
What WalMart sells butcher cleavers?
Quote from: The1337Magician on September 23, 2014, 04:37:28 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on September 23, 2014, 02:23:26 PM
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach
What WalMart sells butcher cleavers?
Cleavers are pretty common kitchen utensils. I use mine almost every day, it's just a heavy Chef's knife.
Buuuut fine, to satisfy you naysayers, how about
1) Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Hockey Mask
Or
1) one box of 9mm bullets
2) Mop
3) Bleach
1) Large Knife
2) Trashbags
3) Meat tenderizer
All magic cards in stock
All ramen in stock
All card binders in stock
Or
All magic cards In stock
Shotgun
All sleeves in stock :P
1. Adult diapers
2. Mop
3. Colon cleanse
Quote from: Agarrita80 on September 23, 2014, 06:31:01 PM
1. Adult diapers
2. Mop
3. Colon cleanse
This one 😄
This one made me laugh 😝
1. Baby food
2. Rat poison
3. Garden shovel
Yea that is a little messed up. 😐 I am guessing that just put me on some watch list.
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Tissues
Lotion
Some weird DVD of a kids show like Monster High
Pregnancy Test
Wire Coat Hanger
Trash Bags.
1. Vaseline
2. Cucumber
3. Lipstick
Tube sock
Kids movie
Lotion
Or
Rain coat
Music cd
Axe
Or
Chainsaw
Their phone number
Gummy bears
Who hates gummy bears?
Quote from: Agarrita80 on September 25, 2014, 04:52:02 AM
1. Vaseline
2. Cucumber
3. Lipstick
I really just want to know if the lipstick is for you or the cucumber.
That's what the cashier is also wondering haha
1) Tub of Crisco
2) Bag of Kiwis
3) Shrek 2 on blu ray
Quote from: Noblellama on September 30, 2014, 02:43:44 PM
A hamster
A wrapping paper tube
A lighter
I like your style.
Plus size lingerie
Hand cuffs
Fried chicken
Bicycle
Baseball bat
Fish food
Bump,
Going against my rule of no condoms but...
Frozen pizza
Video camera
Condoms
"Is there any 'other' way I can pay for that?"
Knife.
Book on anger management.
Cleaning supplies.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on October 26, 2014, 01:49:17 AM
Knife.
Book on anger management.
Cleaning supplies.
Love this one.
Book on slavery
Whip
Cotton seeds
1. Your P*nis
2. A Metal Pole
3. A tape of Boyz II Men's : "I'll make love to you"
Cat carrier
Roasting pan
Chefs hat
Apples
Holloween Candy Bowl
Razor blades
Prescription strength laxatives
Serving tray
Assorted flavors of fruit juice
I forgive you card
Haribo sugar-free gummy bears
Empty bag of normal gummy bears