I wanna hear em. If she thinks karn is the original leader of the artifacts shes to young for you bro...
Girl you so fine, you must be a mythic rare
You had better keep your {hand of death} off my white weenie.
One of my faves:
"If you're Havengul problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a Lich ain't one!"
^Lolololololol
When Garruk and his girlfriend JENNAY turn lands into creatures and attack with them, they always shout, " Run {forest}, Run!"
When it comes to women, Jace aint much for the chase. No need to wonder, he doesnt use {Ponder}. at the Mardri Gras, he knows exactly what he'll draw.
Super stupid jace rap verse.
Quote from: BlackJester on April 11, 2012, 06:42:52 PM
One of my faves:
"If you're Havengul problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a Lich ain't one!"
i want to hear moaarrr
🎶if ya havin' tappin' problems, I feel bad fo ya son. I got 99 problems but a {Twitch} ain't one!🎶
Quote from: BlackJester on April 11, 2012, 09:27:53 PM
🎶if ya havin' tappin' problems, I feel bad fo ya son. I got 99 problems but a {Twitch} ain't one!🎶
Quote from: BlackJester on April 11, 2012, 09:27:53 PM
🎶if ya havin' tappin' problems, I feel bad fo ya son. I got 99 problems but a {Twitch} ain't one!🎶
If you having rat problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 relentless {(relentless rats}) but a bog ({bog rats}) ain't one
I would post something, but it's too nsfw for this thread...
Thanks guys now I got that song stuck in my head. (Hugo version)
You should stop playing Magic when you try to Jump into the Mana Pool
Whenever we play {thrun, the last lol} or {troll asscetic}, someone has to start singing, "DA NA NA NA, NA NA, can't touch this! ;)
Threadsurrection! Wanted to bring this thread {Back from the Brink} to see what other jokes people might make.
It may seem about as useful as a Sorcery-speed {Counterspell}, but I'd rather do this than make a new thread.
🎶If you having control problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a {Counterspell} ain't one🎶
Scene, Mirrodin in the past
{Melira, Sylvok Outcast} is being tormented like the pariah she is
Scene, When the Mirrans need help
"Melira, please help us!!!"
Melira: "Screw you! I can survive, I'm immune to the infection"
girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys ;)
Quote from: Gideons left foot on November 17, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys ;)
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Quote from: AgrusKos on November 18, 2012, 12:24:08 AM
Quote from: Gideons left foot on November 17, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys ;)
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Quote from: Jroch314 on November 18, 2012, 01:45:10 AM
Quote from: AgrusKos on November 18, 2012, 12:24:08 AM
Quote from: Gideons left foot on November 17, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys ;)
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Quote from: AgrusKos on November 18, 2012, 01:49:01 AM
Quote from: Jroch314 on November 18, 2012, 01:45:10 AM
Quote from: AgrusKos on November 18, 2012, 12:24:08 AM
Quote from: Gideons left foot on November 17, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys ;)
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Quote from: Fishsticks123 on November 18, 2012, 10:39:42 AM
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Quote from: Jroch314 on November 18, 2012, 01:45:10 AM
Quote from: AgrusKos on November 18, 2012, 12:24:08 AM
Quote from: Gideons left foot on November 17, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys ;)
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Quote from: Fishsticks123 on November 18, 2012, 10:39:42 AM
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Quote from: Jroch314 on November 18, 2012, 01:45:10 AM
Quote from: AgrusKos on November 18, 2012, 12:24:08 AM
Quote from: Gideons left foot on November 17, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys ;)
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
are you? Who-who, who-who?
MFW i was a freshman when i posted this
{Gravecrawler} crawled into a cemetery and said, "Yolo."
Quote from: Monrodesign on November 18, 2012, 05:42:54 PM
{Gravecrawler} crawled into a cemetery and said, "Yolo."
{Murderous Redcap} and {Melira, Sylvok Outcast} were hanging out one day when some {Fog Elemental} ran past and shouted "YOLO!!!". Redcap and Melira looked at each other and Redcap killed himself, to shut that elemental up. Than an {Air Elemental} came up and said "Dafuq dude!" Redcap responded with "YOLO!!!" And killed himself again. Watch out YOLO, the Redcap is coming for you
Quote from: AgrusKos on November 18, 2012, 06:12:42 PM
Quote from: Monrodesign on November 18, 2012, 05:42:54 PM
{Gravecrawler} crawled into a cemetery and said, "Yolo."
{Murderous Redcap} and {Melira, Sylvok Outcast} were hanging out one day when some {Fog Elemental} ran past and shouted "YOLO!!!". Redcap and Melira looked at each other and Redcap killed himself, to shut that elemental up. Than an {Air Elemental} came up and said "Dafuq dude!" Redcap responded with "YOLO!!!" And killed himself again. Watch out YOLO, the Redcap is coming for you.
Quote from: AgrusKos on November 18, 2012, 01:49:01 AM
Quote from: Jroch314 on November 18, 2012, 01:45:10 AM
Quote from: AgrusKos on November 18, 2012, 12:24:08 AM
Quote from: Gideons left foot on November 17, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
girls like guys with big decks, better get to making those {battle of wits} decks guys ;)
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USE ALL THE MEMES!!
Why didn't {Cockatrice} cross the {Wasteland}?
Because it was enchanted with {Guardian Zendikon}
Yo mommas so fat, she cascades into emrakul!
O.o we need to find a better source of jokes
{Gideon, champion of justice} travels through eight planes defeating enormous hoards of monsters along the way. Searching for {lady zhurong, warrior queen} to rescuer her. Finally, on the eight world, he finds her in the clutches of {nicole bolas, planes walker} in his {castle}. after a grueling battle. He finally approaches the long lost queen and offers to take her back to her world...it turns into {Gideon, champion of justice}. Because its really {clone}. Then {clone} says "I'm sorry Gideon your queen is in another {castle}."
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on January 07, 2013, 05:32:44 PM
Yo mommas so fat, she cascades into emrakul!
Yo mommas so dumb, she plays a {Battle of Wits} deck with less than 200 cards!
Yo mama's such a slut, she's been tapped more times than a basic island!
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on November 10, 2013, 07:26:44 PM
Yo mama's such a slut,
Duuuuuuuude lol :P
And most {U} players run all non basics, as far as I know :P lol
Too far man!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on November 10, 2013, 07:28:41 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on November 10, 2013, 07:26:44 PM
Yo mama's such a slut,
Duuuuuuuude lol :P
And most {U} players run all non basics, as far as I know :P lol
Too far man!
Its from Cardboard Crack:
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Here's another one:
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Quote from: Taysby on November 10, 2013, 08:26:19 PM
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All the Shocklands could be nicknames for a certain lady part
{hallowed fountain}
{breeding pool}
{steam vents}
{sacred foundry}
{overgrown tomb}
{watery grave}
{godless shrine}
{stomping ground}
{temple garden}
{blood crypt}
It makes TOO much sence!!!
:o too far bro, too far lol
And a few of them I don't get... Lol
The temple and shrine for make sense
Quote from: DimirOverlord1300 on November 10, 2013, 08:36:08 PM
The temple and shrine for make sense
They both totally make sense. It's like a temple and a shrine.
Quote from: Taysby on November 10, 2013, 08:26:19 PM
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All the Shocklands could be nicknames for a certain lady part
{hallowed fountain}
{breeding pool}
{steam vents}
{sacred foundry}
{overgrown tomb}
{watery grave}
{godless shrine}
{stomping ground}
{temple garden}
{blood crypt}
It makes TOO much sence!!!
Hahaha {Watery Grave} got to me.
Quote from: Taysby on November 10, 2013, 08:26:19 PM
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All the Shocklands could be nicknames for a certain lady part
{hallowed fountain}
{breeding pool}
{steam vents}
{sacred foundry}
{overgrown tomb}
{watery grave}
{godless shrine}
{stomping ground}
{temple garden}
{blood crypt}
It makes TOO much sence!!!
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. {Blood Crypt}. Oh man. My sides.
The more I think of those, the funnier (and stranger) it gets haha. {Blood Crypt}, {Watery Grave}, and {Overgrown Tomb} are my favorites. I probably laughed at those more than I should have :P
Courtesy of Spongebob:
Q: Why does it take more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb? A: Because they're so darn stupid!
Here is one I found online, because I Googled squirrel jokes.
Q: Why shouldn't you rape a tree? A: There might be a squirrel in there looking for nuts
Just picturing {Steam Vents} as a euphemism is hilarious lol
Quote from: Taysby on November 10, 2013, 08:26:19 PM
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All the Shocklands could be nicknames for a certain lady part
{hallowed fountain}
{breeding pool}
{steam vents}
{sacred foundry}
{overgrown tomb}
{watery grave}
{godless shrine}
{stomping ground}
{temple garden}
{blood crypt}
It makes TOO much sence!!!
I wanted to explore her {Stomping Ground} so I asked her to show me her {Hallowed Fountain}. She told me it was a {Sacred Foundry}. When I finally saw her {Breeding Pool} it was not a {Temple Garden}, but an {Overgrown Tomb}. When I finally reached her {Steam Vents} I discovered it was actually a {Blood Crypt}. That is how I met a {Watery Grave} in a {Godless Shrine}.
So many lols