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Title: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Mattao19 on August 14, 2014, 06:18:21 PM
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Game 1 I destroyed this guy on t4 or 5 (from milling him)

Game 2 I saw him mill to 4 and as a mill player I know this means 1 thing and 1 thing only ... He's got {Leyline of Sanctity} anyways being the chill guy I am. I let him go to 6 bc Idc and I need practice. From their he mulliganed to 6 twice more (I allowed him to) then he finally kept. He played the Leyline and said GG? I said not yet anyways he said that this is why mill sucks and will never be a deck bc it loses to 1 card and he began to be a jerk. So a few turns go by and I scoop bc I didn't side in disenchants.

Game 3 he keeps his 7 and plays Leyline b4 I even drew my 7. So I mulled to 5 where my hand was: 3 land {Ensnaring bridge} and {Visions of Beyond} not a good hand but he was Naya midrange with {Huntmaster of the Fells} and {Kitchen Finks} (I know odd deck) anyways I keep my 5 and on T3 I play my bridge with 1 cards in hand and he can no longer attack lol I kept drawing lands therefore I only had 1 card in hand for most of the game I then finally drew my Disenchant killed the Leyline and then kicked his ass!! At the end of the game I said "this is why creature decks suck they lose to 1 card!!" He immediately quit but I knew he saw my comment lol

Ahhh the joy of mill :P
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Gorzo on August 14, 2014, 06:36:17 PM
Lol nice job! Beating cocky players is always super rewarding. Wipe that undeserved smirk off his face!
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Mattao19 on August 14, 2014, 06:37:25 PM
The best part was that as soon as my t3 bridge came down he kept talking and I just say there lol
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on August 14, 2014, 06:49:15 PM
Now that seems rewarding =]
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Mattao19 on August 14, 2014, 07:01:08 PM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on August 14, 2014, 06:49:15 PM
Now that seems rewarding =]

You have NO idea!! He was at 32 life from Huntmaster and Kitchen Finks triggers lol but like I care lol {Ensnaring Bridge} is just so damn powerful!! I totally agree with it's $20+ price tag!!
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Hunteroffire9 on August 14, 2014, 08:31:22 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on August 14, 2014, 06:18:21 PM
On untap.in

Game 1 I destroyed this guy on t4 or 5 (from milling him)

Game 2 I saw him mill to 4 and as a mill player I know this means 1 thing and 1 thing only ... He's got {Leyline of Sanctity} anyways being the chill guy I am. I let him go to 6 bc Idc and I need practice. From their he mulliganed to 6 twice more (I allowed him to) then he finally kept. He played the Leyline and said GG? I said not yet anyways he said that this is why mill sucks and will never be a deck bc it loses to 1 card and he began to be a jerk. So a few turns go by and I scoop bc I didn't side in disenchants.

Game 3 he keeps his 7 and plays Leyline b4 I even drew my 7. So I mulled to 5 where my hand was: 3 land {Ensnaring bridge} and {Visions of Beyond} not a good hand but he was Naya midrange with {Huntmaster of the Fells} and {Kitchen Finks} (I know odd deck) anyways I keep my 5 and on T3 I play my bridge with 1 cards in hand and he can no longer attack lol I kept drawing lands therefore I only had 1 card in hand for most of the game I then finally drew my Disenchant killed the Leyline and then kicked his ass!! At the end of the game I said "this is why creature decks suck they lose to 1 card!!" He immediately quit but I knew he saw my comment lol

Ahhh the joy of mill :P
Lol!  Well deserved. If your curious how I did at he wnm I went 3-1 lost to a monoblue devotion 2-1, it was crazy good atmosphere. Everybody there was at SCG open dallas. The guy who top8ed and his  were drafting in the corner.
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on August 14, 2014, 08:58:13 PM
I couldn't contain myself from how much i was laughing. Great job!
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: DimirOverlord1300 on August 14, 2014, 09:58:35 PM
I like this. He deserved it.
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Mattao19 on August 14, 2014, 10:41:39 PM
The best part was the immediate rage quit lol

Kids let this be a lesson to you ... Don't be cocky lol
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Popper23345 on August 14, 2014, 10:44:05 PM
^this
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Rasser on August 15, 2014, 12:46:15 AM
Great I now need  {Ensnaring Bridge} for my mill deck 😰

Good to see the wins with mill
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Mattao19 on August 15, 2014, 02:36:22 AM
Quote from: Rasser on August 15, 2014, 12:46:15 AM
Great I now need  {Ensnaring Bridge} for my mill deck 😰

Good to see the wins with mill

I'm toying with the numbers but it's a great 2 of main deck :P it just crushes ppl game 1 if they don't have hate you buy yourself all the time in the world!!
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Mattao19 on August 15, 2014, 03:02:27 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 15, 2014, 02:47:52 AM
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Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Spencer Addington on August 15, 2014, 03:09:55 AM
And thus the end of civilized life, and a new age of hashtag was born. I weep for humanity.
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Dstyle1 on August 15, 2014, 11:20:13 AM
#splashred4sowingsalt
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: Mattao19 on August 15, 2014, 11:32:24 AM
Quote from: Dstyle1 on August 15, 2014, 11:20:13 AM
#splashred4sowingsalt

I'm actually debating a Red Splash for {Rakdos Charm} and {Breaking//Entering} just a small splash like 1 {Steam Vents} and 1 {Blood Crypt}
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on August 15, 2014, 12:21:46 PM
Quote from: #millsux! on August 15, 2014, 11:17:57 AM
#newnamejustformattao
#onlyrealmenplaymill
Title: Re: I love milling douches lol
Post by: rarehuntertay on August 15, 2014, 01:47:40 PM
Game Day Top 8 match I observed Jund Walkers get milled out be  {Jace, Memory Adept}...