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Title: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 07, 2014, 10:22:05 PM
Is this a real thing? From Gavin Verhey's Blog:

noctisincendia said:

please explain Pitch Badger, it sounds hilarious

I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it, since it only broke onto the Legacy scene recently. It aims to do this:

Turn 1, on the draw:
Exile Elvish Spirit Guide, Charging Badger.
Exile Simian Spirit Guide, Mass Hysteria
Attack
Exile Progenitus to Blazing Shoal
Exile Progenitus to Blazing Shoal
GAME

You can also play Hammerhand instead of Mass Hysteria because it's better, but the downside is that then you can't also call the deck Hysterical Badgers.

I have to see a decklist for this, I don't care how inconsistent it is, I just want to see it win a game.
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 07, 2014, 10:34:40 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 07, 2014, 10:28:23 PM

Turn 1, on the draw:
Exile {Elvish Spirit Guide}, {Charging Badger}.
Exile {Simian Spirit Guide}, {Mass Hysteria}
Attack
Exile {Progenitus} to {Blazing Shoal}
Exile Progenitus to Blazing Shoal
GAME

You can also play {Hammerhand} instead of Mass Hysteria b


This isn't a legacy deck.  It's a casual deck.
Not if it wins :P I can see it being legit, especially if you run {Goblin Charbelcher} package in the sideboard. Think about it: {Gitaxian Probe}s and {Street Wraith}s mean you have a 52 card deck and {Serum Powder} can get you there with a hand. Lastly, you don't have to have {Progenitus} ({Bearer of the Heavens}, {Lord of Tresserhorn}, and {Nova Chaser} can all do an impression) and I am sure there are other combo pieces you could play that could accomplish a lot of the same thing.
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Falcon182 on August 07, 2014, 10:38:57 PM
You guys realize that takes an 8 card starting hand of exactly the right cards, right?
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 07, 2014, 10:41:40 PM
Quote from: Falcon182 on August 07, 2014, 10:38:57 PM
You guys realize that takes an 8 card starting hand of exactly the right cards, right?
Lol, yeah...I'm not saying it is going to be a top tier deck, I just want to know if someone actually brought this to a tournament and I want to see the decklist.
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: DimirOverlord1300 on August 08, 2014, 12:54:00 AM
Blazing shoal works by cmc, not power
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Munchlax on August 08, 2014, 07:46:36 AM
Quote from: Falcon182 on August 07, 2014, 10:38:57 PM
You guys realize that takes an 8 card starting hand of exactly the right cards, right?
In which case you've got {Reaper King} for this.
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 08, 2014, 11:31:41 AM
Quote from: DimirOverlord1300 on August 08, 2014, 12:54:00 AM
Blazing shoal works by cmc, not power
That actually gives us more options. Also: if you don't need trample you can play {Ornithopter} and {Memnite}, which require less constrictions.
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 08, 2014, 11:58:45 AM
Found the list, apperently someone brought this to a StarCity Open:

People keep asking me for my current Pitch Badger decklist. So here it is:

4 Charging Badger
4 Simian Spirit Guide
4 Elvish Spirit Guide
4 Progenitus
4 Street Wraith
1 Reaper King

4 Summoner's Pact
4 Blazing Shoal
4 Lotus Petal
4 Chrome Mox
4 Manamorphose
4 Mass Hysteria
4 Hammerhand
4 Dragonstorm
4 Gitaxian Probe
3 Fury of the Horde
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Munchlax on August 08, 2014, 01:22:57 PM
Are there no lands in this deck?
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 08, 2014, 01:56:55 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on August 08, 2014, 01:22:57 PM
Are there no lands in this deck?
Nope, and I couldn't find the sideboard, but supposedly the deck has a transformational sideboard that turns it into a {Dragonstorm} deck.
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Munchlax on August 08, 2014, 01:59:52 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 08, 2014, 01:56:55 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on August 08, 2014, 01:22:57 PM
Are there no lands in this deck?
Nope, and I couldn't find the sideboard, but supposedly the deck has a transformational sideboard that turns it into a {Dragonstorm} deck.
Yeah I was going to ask about those dragon storms
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Munchlax on August 08, 2014, 02:00:50 PM
Maybe replace them with {faithless looting} or somethjng
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 08, 2014, 03:52:13 PM
Quote from: Munchlax on August 08, 2014, 02:00:50 PM
Maybe replace them with {faithless looting} or somethjng
Don't get me wrong, I don't think its a good deck, nor do I want to build it, I just thought it was hilarious that someone brought it to a SCG tournament.
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Ekann1 on August 08, 2014, 10:12:29 PM
I would totally build this, because CHARGING BADGER!
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: cltrn81 on August 09, 2014, 07:26:47 AM
I would rather run {raging goblin} and {berzerk} and then you really only need {blazing shoal} into {profentius} for game.
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Ekann1 on August 09, 2014, 11:02:55 AM
But.... Badger.
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Mattao19 on August 18, 2014, 02:05:17 AM
But {Glistener Elf} ...
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 18, 2014, 12:38:37 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on August 09, 2014, 07:26:47 AM
I would rather run {raging goblin} and {berzerk} and then you really only need {blazing shoal} into {profentius} for game.
Strictly worse! You dont get to call the deck Hysterical Badgers
Title: Re: Pitch Badger/Hysterical Badgers
Post by: Ekann1 on August 18, 2014, 12:45:11 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 18, 2014, 12:38:37 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on August 09, 2014, 07:26:47 AM
I would rather run {raging goblin} and {berzerk} and then you really only need {blazing shoal} into {profentius} for game.
Strictly worse! You dont get to call the deck Hysterical Badgers
Exactly!