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Title: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Taysby on August 07, 2014, 02:30:16 PM
I'll try to put at least one interesting story here every day I worked.

Last night I had a guy who owed $300 to one taxi.  How does he do that?  If it was multiple rides, he wouldn't have picked him up after the first ride he didn't pay for, and if it was all one trip, the driver should have required prepayment!  ???
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: rarehuntertay on August 07, 2014, 03:01:44 PM
I remember a hidden camera tv show several years that detailed some of the stuff that goes on in taxis... it got pretty interesting...
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Spencer Addington on August 07, 2014, 08:33:43 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on August 07, 2014, 03:01:44 PM
I remember a hidden camera tv show several years that detailed some of the stuff that goes on in taxis... it got pretty interesting...
You mean Cash Cab? ;)
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: gtfotis on August 08, 2014, 03:54:02 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 07, 2014, 08:33:43 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on August 07, 2014, 03:01:44 PM
I remember a hidden camera tv show several years that detailed some of the stuff that goes on in taxis... it got pretty interesting...
You mean Cash Cab? ;)
I think he means the after hours one that came/comes on HBO.
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Spencer Addington on August 08, 2014, 10:05:32 AM
Quote from: gtfotis on August 08, 2014, 03:54:02 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 07, 2014, 08:33:43 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on August 07, 2014, 03:01:44 PM
I remember a hidden camera tv show several years that detailed some of the stuff that goes on in taxis... it got pretty interesting...
You mean Cash Cab? ;)
I think he means the after hours one that came/comes on HBO.
*joke*
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Mr_Fahrenheit on August 10, 2014, 07:07:39 AM
I'm so tempted to neg you for not giving her your number ....
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: particle on August 10, 2014, 04:11:02 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 10, 2014, 10:57:35 AM
She lived all the way across the us, she would have sent me a pussy pic, that bill for the pic text would have been on the monthly bill to make my parent suspicious, and I didn't even know where my phone was, so if my parents would haved found it before me... Yeah...

receiving shouldnt cost you anything and shouldnt show on your bill. only sending.
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: gtfotis on August 10, 2014, 04:50:38 PM
I'm so confused about how old you are...
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: blackychan1 on August 10, 2014, 04:59:10 PM
Quote from: gtfotis on August 10, 2014, 04:50:38 PM
I'm so confused about how old you are...
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: gtfotis on August 10, 2014, 05:01:10 PM
Quote from: ConanEdo on August 10, 2014, 04:57:26 PM
Quote from: gtfotis on August 10, 2014, 04:50:38 PM
I'm so confused about how old you are...
Old enough to know better...
But young enough to be afraid of his parents knowing a girl sent him nudes.
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Rass on August 10, 2014, 05:31:03 PM
Quote from: gtfotis on August 10, 2014, 05:01:10 PM
Quote from: ConanEdo on August 10, 2014, 04:57:26 PM
Quote from: gtfotis on August 10, 2014, 04:50:38 PM
I'm so confused about how old you are...
Old enough to know better...
But young enough to be afraid of his parents knowing a girl sent him nudes.

Religion will do that to you.
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Dstyle1 on August 10, 2014, 07:50:53 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 10, 2014, 02:49:02 AM
Today's story is a dozy, and is NSFW.  Or mlerner.

A chick called for a cab, and half way through se said "I'm so wet, when are you coming come?"  I assumed she was face timing her husband or something.

Then at the end, she asked for my number (which I am not allowed to give out on a job). When I said no, she said she could give me a be, she's so wet, and she "knows" I'm horny and wants to send me pics.  (Use your imagination)

I'm so pimpin, random chicks are trying to pick me up!  B)

Why can't I only take calls for my own city... :(

What's a be?
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Spencer Addington on August 10, 2014, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 10, 2014, 07:40:24 PM
Fine.  What does it matter as long as you guys don't know my birth date.  I am 18.
If my parents were to catch that, they would most likely give me one of two options
1) leave and have my own place where i pay for everything (which wouldn't work, because i couldn't afford to get a car at the same time, and they won't let me buy my own now)
2) take away my ipad, laptop, all sources for internet, ground me from magic and all fun things, lecture me for months, make me take some anti-porn class, etc etc etc, and never trust me for many years.

neither option sounds fun to me.  :P
There are anti porn classes? BLASPHEMY!!!
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Mr_Fahrenheit on August 10, 2014, 08:03:09 PM
Skype. Email. There are always options :)
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Rass on August 10, 2014, 08:30:56 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 10, 2014, 07:40:24 PM
1) leave and have my own place where i pay for everything (which wouldn't work, because i couldn't afford to get a car at the same time, and they won't let me buy my own now)


This made me laugh. It's easy to just go out and get ahead.
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: DimirOverlord1300 on August 10, 2014, 11:41:31 PM
How old was she?
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on August 11, 2014, 12:14:13 AM
Now I'm going to have weird dreams. God dammit Taysby! ;)
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: gtfotis on August 11, 2014, 01:32:38 AM
That sucks! I got home last night after game day around midnight with my girlfriend to a box of Trojan condoms sitting on the stairs. I asked my dad if it was a joke and he was just like, "wha? No, we were just at Sam's and thought we'd save you some money buying bulk.."

It was a huge .loving. box haha
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on August 11, 2014, 02:15:20 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 11, 2014, 12:51:50 AM
Quote from: Levi, Human Legion on August 11, 2014, 12:14:13 AM
Now I'm going to have weird dreams. God dammit Taysby! ;)

You're welcome.
Not good kinds 😩
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: particle on August 11, 2014, 10:22:41 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 10, 2014, 04:27:53 PM
It does with verizon.  (unless they are lying because they pay my bill)

they are. i have verizon also.
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: MuggyWuggy on August 11, 2014, 11:21:26 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 10, 2014, 02:49:02 AM
Today's story is a dozy, and is NSFW.  Or mlerner.

A chick called for a cab, and half way through se said "I'm so wet, when are you coming come?"  I assumed she was face timing her husband or something.

Then at the end, she asked for my number (which I am not allowed to give out on a job). When I said no, she said she could give me a be, she's so wet, and she "knows" I'm horny and wants to send me pics.  (Use your imagination)

I'm so pimpin, random chicks are trying to pick me up!  B)

Why can't I only take calls for my own city... :(


When a grown woman wants to send you pics or talk to you, you put out a number or an email.

I distinctly remember calling up a girl in FL off MIRC at 4am (this was in long distance, non cell phone days), we talked for about an hour and she sent me quite a few photos. I was a very happy 13 years old then.
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on August 11, 2014, 11:36:27 AM
Quote from: Muggywuggy on August 11, 2014, 11:21:26 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 10, 2014, 02:49:02 AM
Today's story is a dozy, and is NSFW.  Or mlerner.

A chick called for a cab, and half way through se said "I'm so wet, when are you coming come?"  I assumed she was face timing her husband or something.

Then at the end, she asked for my number (which I am not allowed to give out on a job). When I said no, she said she could give me a be, she's so wet, and she "knows" I'm horny and wants to send me pics.  (Use your imagination)

I'm so pimpin, random chicks are trying to pick me up!  B)

Why can't I only take calls for my own city... :(


When a grown woman wants to send you pics or talk to you, you put out a number or an email.

I distinctly remember calling up a girl in FL off MIRC at 4am (this was in long distance, non cell phone days), we talked for about an hour and she sent me quite a few photos. I was a very happy 13 years old then.
13? Lol
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: MuggyWuggy on August 11, 2014, 11:41:56 AM
😈
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: gtfotis on August 11, 2014, 12:05:05 PM
Quote from: Levi, Human Legion on August 11, 2014, 11:36:27 AM
Quote from: Muggywuggy on August 11, 2014, 11:21:26 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 10, 2014, 02:49:02 AM
Today's story is a dozy, and is NSFW.  Or mlerner.

A chick called for a cab, and half way through se said "I'm so wet, when are you coming come?"  I assumed she was face timing her husband or something.

Then at the end, she asked for my number (which I am not allowed to give out on a job). When I said no, she said she could give me a be, she's so wet, and she "knows" I'm horny and wants to send me pics.  (Use your imagination)

I'm so pimpin, random chicks are trying to pick me up!  B)

Why can't I only take calls for my own city... :(


When a grown woman wants to send you pics or talk to you, you put out a number or an email.

I distinctly remember calling up a girl in FL off MIRC at 4am (this was in long distance, non cell phone days), we talked for about an hour and she sent me quite a few photos. I was a very happy 13 years old then.
13? Lol
Times were different back then 😉
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on August 11, 2014, 10:32:01 PM
Quote from: gtfotis on August 11, 2014, 12:05:05 PM
Quote from: Levi, Human Legion on August 11, 2014, 11:36:27 AM
Quote from: Muggywuggy on August 11, 2014, 11:21:26 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 10, 2014, 02:49:02 AM
Today's story is a dozy, and is NSFW.  Or mlerner.

A chick called for a cab, and half way through se said "I'm so wet, when are you coming come?"  I assumed she was face timing her husband or something.

Then at the end, she asked for my number (which I am not allowed to give out on a job). When I said no, she said she could give me a be, she's so wet, and she "knows" I'm horny and wants to send me pics.  (Use your imagination)

I'm so pimpin, random chicks are trying to pick me up!  B)

Why can't I only take calls for my own city... :(


When a grown woman wants to send you pics or talk to you, you put out a number or an email.

I distinctly remember calling up a girl in FL off MIRC at 4am (this was in long distance, non cell phone days), we talked for about an hour and she sent me quite a few photos. I was a very happy 13 years old then.
13? Lol
Times were different back then 😉
😫😫😫
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: MuggyWuggy on August 12, 2014, 02:19:25 AM
My mom totally asked if I called FL and I said no. Apparently it was an expensive phone bill ($40) 😹😹😹
Title: Re: Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.
Post by: The1337Magician on August 14, 2014, 01:51:56 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 14, 2014, 01:16:03 PM
2 stories from today
I answered a call and the person was still talking to his friends so I patiently waited for him to finish before I stated the script.  I heard "what should I do" "tell him you have ferrets and do that noise and can't hold it in!" "Hahaha that's hilarious" then I started the scipt.  I so wanted to call him out on it, but I'm supposed to be polite no matter what they do.  I originally thought he was just having fun while placing a taxi.  I asked for the address because I couldn't find the cvs in my database.  He didn't know it, so he handed the phone to his friend.  His friend "said" he just got pulled off the street and said the dude was looking scary and beat up.  Now I'm pretty sure it's just a prank call and that they don't want a cab, so I told him just to call back when he has the address.  All prank callers do is waste their time, because it's not like I wouldn't have been taking calls if he didn't call.

A passenger was wanting to be picked up at jimmy johns.  At the end he asked how long it will be.  My system just said "soon" so I said "well it won't be as fast as jimmy johns freaky fast delivery, but we should be there really soon". It got the person next to be and the eavesdropping supervisor to bust up laughing, but I only got crickets chirping from him.  :(. Get a sense of humor for Pete's sake!
I work at Jimmy John's and that joke gets old very quickly... I hear it every day. What system says "soon," anyway?