Take out of context quotes from your life and put them here
"There's a couple of 69's" My religious father.
Quote from: Taysby on August 04, 2014, 12:21:21 AM
"There's a couple of 69's" My religious father.
I'm dying! 😂
"Hold on, I have to get my strap-on."
- Friend at a party about to play guitar hero/rock band.
It's even funnier when u consider she was the only girl there, lol.
I have a whole page. However, I shall only post some of the better ones
It's never too early for lies
Because as is for after
Pen in the crotch
We can commit murder
If marriage, then Walrus
"Kill him."
"He dead."
"Kill him."
*smack*
There was a bug in my sisters room.
"I lost track of time and I'm drunk. You need to pick me up"
"Dude, you're already at home"
"I know but I need to go out"
This was at about 4 PM, mind you
Quote from: Taysby on August 04, 2014, 01:28:47 PM
Quote from: Remillo on August 04, 2014, 01:05:26 PM
"I lost track of time and I'm drunk. You need to pick me up"
"Dude, you're already at home"
"I know but I need to go out"
This was at about 4 PM, mind you
Oh dear god... please tell me you didn't pick him up.
It was my boss that got the call. Speaking of my boss, and keeping with Out-of-Context-ness,
"You got Alzheimer's, you dumb [you know the word]! Stop talking to me!"
"It's so slippery!"
-my mom 😁
"Where's a big black d!ck when you need one?!?" -a girl while playing Cards Against Humanity, sadly not even really out of context.
Quote from: Taysby on August 04, 2014, 10:42:19 PM
The sucking child will play on the hole of the asp.
My father again.
"That don't make no sense!"
O' brother where art thou
I wish i had genital piercings now!- A friend playing cah
(It's not poison but)"if it was poison, then you would eat it, because that's the way you are."
My dear Father
Quote from: Taysby on August 06, 2014, 09:07:41 PM
whips, rope and fire. some call that a dream date.
I sure as hell do!
Quote from: Anoobass on August 06, 2014, 09:12:12 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 06, 2014, 09:07:41 PM
whips, rope and fire. some call that a dream date.
I sure as hell do!
why would you want to date {Rakdos, Lord of Riots}?
I'm a masochist, when a chick pulls out the candle a drips the hot wax on me, that's when the fun starts.
"It's not bad. I'm not mad. I'm just saying."
"Hey kid you wanna buy some candy"
"It's not gay if it's on the moon."