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Title: Out of context quotes
Post by: Taysby on August 04, 2014, 12:21:21 AM
Take out of context quotes from your life and put them here

"There's a couple of 69's"  My religious father.
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: blackychan1 on August 04, 2014, 12:22:43 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 04, 2014, 12:21:21 AM
"There's a couple of 69's"  My religious father.
I'm dying! 😂
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Anoobass on August 04, 2014, 12:25:57 AM
"Hold on, I have to get my strap-on."

- Friend at a party about to play guitar hero/rock band.

It's even funnier when u consider she was the only girl there, lol.
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Munchlax on August 04, 2014, 12:37:00 AM
I have a whole page. However, I shall only post some of the better ones

It's never too early for lies

Because as is for after

Pen in the crotch

We can commit murder

If marriage, then Walrus
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: LinkCelestrial on August 04, 2014, 02:30:16 AM
"Kill him."
"He dead."
"Kill him."
*smack*

There was a bug in my sisters room.
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Remillo on August 04, 2014, 01:05:26 PM
"I lost track of time and I'm drunk.  You need to pick me up"
"Dude, you're already at home"
"I know but I need to go out"

This was at about 4 PM, mind you
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Remillo on August 04, 2014, 02:31:07 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 04, 2014, 01:28:47 PM
Quote from: Remillo on August 04, 2014, 01:05:26 PM
"I lost track of time and I'm drunk.  You need to pick me up"
"Dude, you're already at home"
"I know but I need to go out"

This was at about 4 PM, mind you

Oh dear god...  please tell me you didn't pick him up.

It was my boss that got the call.  Speaking of my boss, and keeping with Out-of-Context-ness,
"You got Alzheimer's, you dumb [you know the word]!  Stop talking to me!"
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 04, 2014, 03:03:53 PM
"It's so slippery!"
-my mom 😁
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 04, 2014, 06:48:09 PM
"Where's a big black d!ck when you need one?!?" -a girl while playing Cards Against Humanity, sadly not even really out of context.
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Dstyle1 on August 04, 2014, 11:33:09 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 04, 2014, 10:42:19 PM
The sucking child will play on the hole of the asp.
My father again.

"That don't make no sense!"
O' brother where art thou
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: jonrox3 on August 05, 2014, 12:33:27 AM
I wish i had genital piercings now!- A friend playing cah
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 05, 2014, 03:49:22 AM
(It's not poison but)"if it was poison, then you would eat it, because that's the way you are."
My dear Father
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Anoobass on August 06, 2014, 09:12:12 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 06, 2014, 09:07:41 PM
whips, rope and fire.  some call that a dream date.

I sure as hell do!
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 06, 2014, 09:47:16 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on August 06, 2014, 09:12:12 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 06, 2014, 09:07:41 PM
whips, rope and fire.  some call that a dream date.

I sure as hell do!
why would you want to date {Rakdos, Lord of Riots}?
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Anoobass on August 07, 2014, 05:22:27 AM
I'm a masochist, when a chick pulls out the candle a drips the hot wax on me, that's when the fun starts.
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: PapaBudz on August 07, 2014, 08:37:36 PM
"It's not bad. I'm not mad. I'm just saying."
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on August 07, 2014, 11:54:39 PM
"Hey kid you wanna buy some candy"
Title: Re: Out of context quotes
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 08, 2014, 03:17:29 AM
"It's not gay if it's on the moon."