I'm not sure if this thread has been made before but I'm making one anyways.
THE GOAL: be the only one on top of the hill.
THE HOW: get whoever is currently on the hill off the hill then say, "my hill".
THE DON'T: The hill CANNOT be moved. The hill CANNOT be destroyed. No time travel. No NPCs. (If it takes more than you to take the hill you don't deserve the title, "King of the Hill"). Keep it PG-ish. Don't argue (just knock them off the hill. Don't spam.
THE DOES: By creative. Be respectable. BE KING!
I shall start:
-walks up the hill and lays out a picnic blanket, taking a seat- "My hill."
Bumped the older, and yes it has.
I falcon punched you off the hill
King of the hill
I actually felt sorry fur the poor falcon you slapped me with and took it to the vet. I then returned to the hill and "this is Sparta" kicked you down the hill.
THIS. IS. MY HILL!
Wait what. I didnt use a falcon. Its the name of a power punch.... Uhh im done you all can have the hil for all i care he wins.
Commits suicide next to the hill
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on July 17, 2014, 05:06:56 AM
Wait what. I didnt use a falcon. Its the name of a power punch.... Uhh im done you all can have the hil for all i care he wins.
Commits suicide next to the hill
Naww, man. You hit him with a falcon.
I hire Captain Falcon to use his signature move on Link. My hill.
I sell propane an propane accessories
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 17, 2014, 09:31:37 AM
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on July 17, 2014, 05:06:56 AM
Wait what. I didnt use a falcon. Its the name of a power punch.... Uhh im done you all can have the hil for all i care he wins.
Commits suicide next to the hill
Naww, man. You hit him with a falcon.
I hire Captain Falcon to use his signature move on Link. My hill.
I point out that this clearly violates the no NPC rule and that you don't deserve the hill if you need Captain Falcon's help. He agrees and leaves me be.
My hill.
I fly over the hill with my airplane, jump out, and while everybody is clearing a place on the hill for me to land, I open my parachute and land peacefully on the hill.
My hill
Quote from: Popper23345 on July 17, 2014, 05:25:33 PM
I fly over the hill with my airplane, jump out, and while everybody is clearing a place on the hill for me to land, I open my parachute and land peacefully on the hill.
My hill
I'm very displeased with your blatant disregard for the fact that this is indeed my hill and run you through with my katana, kicking your limp lifeless form down the hill.
My hill.
The hill is actually a dormant Emrakul, which wakes up and flies to me, and lifts me on top. My hill/eldrazi.
Dam it bobby
Quote from: Mattacheu on July 18, 2014, 06:08:07 AM
The hill is actually a dormant Emrakul, which wakes up and flies to me, and lifts me on top. My hill/eldrazi.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 06:22:38 PM
THE DON'T: The hill CANNOT be moved.
I walk up and give you some tea and we make polite conversation. Our hill.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 18, 2014, 08:37:11 PM
I walk up and give you some tea and we make polite conversation. Our hill.
The gods look upon this agreement with disdain. Sadly they're NPCs so they can't help. Instead I smite thee for thy lack of hillaciousness.
My hill.
As a I was taking a stroll, I saw lightning striking on top of a hill, I walked over to see two charred, twitching bodies and LinkCelestrial laughing maniacally. I walk up, stuff a sock into links mouth, causing him to choke and thus, fall down the hill, and as in sweeping up the ashes of the two smited bodies, I say
My hill
Quote from: Popper23345 on July 25, 2014, 10:33:34 AM
As a I was taking a stroll, I saw lightning striking on top of a hill, I walked over to see two charred, twitching bodies and LinkCelestrial laughing maniacally. I walk up, stuff a sock into links mouth, causing him to choke and thus, fall down the hill, and as in sweeping up the ashes of the two smited bodies, I say
My hill
As I lay dying, chocking on a sock, I realize that I can remove the sock from my throat. I do so and come for revenge, spraying you down with silly string and forcing your retreat.
My hill.
As I lay dying, chocking on a sock, I realize that I can remove the sock from my throat. I do so and come for revenge, spraying you down with silly string and forcing your retreat.
My hill.
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When i woke up from falling down he hill, I realized that I was plastered at the bottom of the hill by silly string. Luckily, I always carry my Swiss Army knife, and was able to break through the sticky residue. Once free, I charged up the mountain with {messenger speed} (that's fast :)) and tomahawked you with my Army knife
My hill
Quote from: Popper23345 on July 25, 2014, 04:03:35 PM
When i woke up from falling down he hill, I realized that I was plastered at the bottom of the hill by silly string. Luckily, I always carry my Swiss Army knife, and was able to break through the sticky residue. Once free, I charged up the mountain with {messenger speed} (that's fast :)) and tomahawked you with my Army knife
My hill
I am taking a pleasant stroll by the hill, when I see you running with {Messanger Speed}. I suspect magic, so I {Disenchant} the area to slow you down, then, while you are in {Shock} from suddenly being slow, I use my {Doom Blade} to knock you unconscious.
My hill.
After I stopped running at neck-break speeds, I was swung at by a {doom blade}. However , since I am associated with both {G} and {B} mana, it had no affect. In return for that ever so satisfying kill-attempt, I use a {heroes downfall} on you
My hill