Due to the offense of other users....
I have removed the barak obama parody. I am truly sorry.
Uhhh. Lean facts before you make a card.
Learn about the debt before you post about it.
Quote from: Death, the Kid on April 09, 2014, 09:48:52 PM
Uhhh. Lean facts before you make a card.
Learn about the debt before you post about it.
Jokes.
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on April 09, 2014, 09:49:21 PM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on April 09, 2014, 09:48:52 PM
Uhhh. Lean facts before you make a card.
Learn about the debt before you post about it.
Jokes.
Spaghetti.
Lol jk
I kinda want to make one of Palin...
He doesnt have to be completely accurate, this isnt a debate or a serious thread. Tis actually in fun stuff section. I like the jab at our ridiculous debt :) i also am not a fan or barrack obama :)
Obama is not to blame for the debt, in fact he nearly halved it's increase speed :)
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:33:06 PM
He doesnt have to be completely accurate, this isnt a debate or a serious thread. Tis actually in fun stuff section. I like the jab at our ridiculous debt :) i also am not a fan or barrack obama :)
That is the debt we owe right now. Look it up ;)
'He halved its increase speed'... Uh.. Do you realize the shenanigans of that statement? The facts are he increased it GREATLY, we dont need a slow increase... Im pretty sure to get out of debt we need a DECREASE... So even if thats true it doesnt mean a darned thing. Of course, back to parodies this is not the thewad for it, i just feelthat statement is kind of well... Yea
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:36:15 PM
'He halved its increase speed'... Uh.. Do you realize the shenanigans of that statement? The facts are he increased it GREATLY, we dont need a slow increase... Im pretty sure to get out of debt we need a DECREASE... So even if thats true it doesnt mean a darned thing. Of course, back to parodies this is not the thewad for it, i just feelthat statement is kind of well... Yea
It's still good he did that. Try to find a calculator that can find how high the debt would be without him.
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:36:15 PM
'He halved its increase speed'... Uh.. Do you realize the shenanigans of that statement? The facts are he increased it GREATLY, we dont need a slow increase... Im pretty sure to get out of debt we need a DECREASE... So even if thats true it doesnt mean a darned thing. Of course, back to parodies this is not the thewad for it, i just feelthat statement is kind of well... Yea
No comment
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on April 09, 2014, 10:38:05 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:36:15 PM
'He halved its increase speed'... Uh.. Do you realize the shenanigans of that statement? The facts are he increased it GREATLY, we dont need a slow increase... Im pretty sure to get out of debt we need a DECREASE... So even if thats true it doesnt mean a darned thing. Of course, back to parodies this is not the thewad for it, i just feelthat statement is kind of well... Yea
No comment
That was a comment :'(
Quote from: Death, the Kid on April 09, 2014, 10:38:33 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on April 09, 2014, 10:38:05 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:36:15 PM
'He halved its increase speed'... Uh.. Do you realize the shenanigans of that statement? The facts are he increased it GREATLY, we dont need a slow increase... Im pretty sure to get out of debt we need a DECREASE... So even if thats true it doesnt mean a darned thing. Of course, back to parodies this is not the thewad for it, i just feelthat statement is kind of well... Yea
No comment
That was a comment :'(
Crap. I hate myself
Ill just ride this threadjack out until someone posts another parody.. Its IMPOSSIBLE to determine what it wouldve been without him because we dont know what a different candidate wouldve done. The point is we need to reverse this debt not increase it slowly. Being 'less bad' doesnt translate into good. In fact its still bad. And thats focusing solely on our uncontrolled debt, that alone makes him bad. I dont care to go into other things, i just feel it relevant to point out that the shinier of two turds is still a steaming pile of crap.
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:40:47 PM
Ill just ride this threadjack out until someone posts another parody.. Its IMPOSSIBLE to determine what it wouldve been without him because we dont know what a different candidate wouldve done. The point is we need to reverse this debt not increase it slowly. Being 'less bad' doesnt translate into good. In fact its still bad. And thats focusing solely on our uncontrolled debt, that alone makes him bad. I dont care to go into other things, i just feel it relevant to point out that the shinier of two turds is still a steaming pile of crap.
I really meant without any change. Also, go to whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com (http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com) and brush up on what he did.
Crash {R}
Deal 2 damage to target opponent. You gain 9000.1 life.
"There goes all of our money."
Bill Mahar, District Flipper {U}{G}
Planeswalker- Mahar (Mythic)
[+1] You may play an additional land this turn.
[-3] Untap up to three lands you control.
[-6] You get an emblem with "Lands you control cannot be gerrymandered."
[2]
Idc all that much im hardly a fan of political talk, i vote based on my belief systems, generally republican or libertarian. I believe .politics. and religion are pointless to talk about unles you agree since youll never make progress, its an excuse to fight and be 'the big tough guy.' I actually detest people who actively try and engage in heated debates on issues that the other side will NEVER agree upon no matter how right you are. I encourage debate but on those 2 issues i only enjoy talking about positives or things i agree on. You can call ke closeminded but the truth is everyone is the same way and most peoples values and beliefs are locked in before 16 years of age. so were all equally closeminded
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:46:29 PM
Idc all that much im hardly a fan of political talk, i vote based on my belief systems, generally republican or libertarian. I believe .politics. and religion are pointless to talk about unles you agree since youll never make progress, its an excuse to fight and be 'the big tough guy.' I actually detest people who actively try and engage in heated debates on issues that the other side will NEVER agree upon no matter how right you are. I encourage debate but on those 2 issues i only enjoy talking about positives or things i agree on. You can call ke closeminded but the truth is everyone is the same way and most peoples values and beliefs are locked in before 16 years of age. so were all equally closeminded
This^ I actually don't like the government one was or another, I'll just never be happy :) I guess that's just personal history, though.
Ah new parodies! Discussion over!
Screw America
Let's go to Canada
Immigration {B}{U}
Target player gains control of target creature you control.
"We no longer have the weaklings."
Lets go to Belize* and {B}{W}
More peaceful :)
{R}{G} for canada, maple leaf and all that! Just my 2 cents
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:50:15 PM
Lets go to Belize* and {B}{W}
More peaceful :)
{R}{G} for canada, maple leaf and all that! Just my 2 cents
I applaud you canadian lover
Sarah Palin {2}{B}
PW- Palin
+1: Each player loses one brain cell. (A player who loses a brain cell gets 1 poison counter.)
-4: Put an Idiocy counter on up to two target creatures. (Creatures with idiocy counters cannot attack or activate abilities.)
-9: each player must run until they can see Russia, then build their house there. The last player to do this loses the tournament.
Loyalty: 3.
Lol at that ultimate.. Im tryin to think of one im usually more creative than this
Quote from: Taysby on April 09, 2014, 10:56:58 PM
Ummm... Mitt Romney had a plan to balance the budget and start chippinggn away at it by removing unnecessary programs with the added benefit of shrinkingn the government...
1)speculation is pointless. Plans mean nothing. He didnt win. Shoulda coulda woulda, regardless not a fair comparison
2) threadjacking is over!
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on April 09, 2014, 10:51:46 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:50:15 PM
Lets go to Belize* and {B}{W}
More peaceful :)
{R}{G} for canada, maple leaf and all that! Just my 2 cents
I applaud you canadian lover
Such a peaceful place <3 im a world lover though
Also meant {U}{W} for Belize, i sometimes forget B is for black not blue
Quote from: Taysby on April 09, 2014, 10:56:58 PM
Ummm... Mitt Romney had a plan to balance the budget and start chippinggn away at it by removing unnecessary programs with the added benefit of shrinkingn the government...
Obama had a lot of plans unfulfilled. What makes Romney any different? :)
I think you like him only because you want the women in his binders ;) lol
Quote from: Death, the Kid on April 10, 2014, 09:07:08 AM
Quote from: Taysby on April 09, 2014, 10:56:58 PM
Ummm... Mitt Romney had a plan to balance the budget and start chippinggn away at it by removing unnecessary programs with the added benefit of shrinkingn the government...
Obama had a lot of plans unfulfilled. What makes Romney any different? :)
I think you like him only because you want the women in his binders ;) lol
That deserves +1 Karma, my friend
Quote from: Taysby on April 10, 2014, 11:42:55 AM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on April 10, 2014, 09:07:08 AM
Quote from: Taysby on April 09, 2014, 10:56:58 PM
Ummm... Mitt Romney had a plan to balance the budget and start chippinggn away at it by removing unnecessary programs with the added benefit of shrinkingn the government...
Obama had a lot of plans unfulfilled. What makes Romney any different? :)
I think you like him only because you want the women in his binders ;) lol
Tehres that...
but really, that's one thing to accomplish. balance the budget. Obama has had a bajillion things on his adjenda and has been chipping away at that list getting stuff done.
By the time 2017 rolls around, 0% of his list will be finished
Lol healthcare is an astounding success
Quote from: MisterJH on April 11, 2014, 09:39:02 AM
Lol healthcare is an astounding success
OBAMACARE!?! ITS CANADA IN THE SOUTH
Ok so hes doing negative things for the country, good for him
Fair enough fair enough
Why has this card parody become .politics. discussion O_o
He doesn't do bad things, congress messes them up. Like Obamacare.
Obamacare was a bad idea from the start. Id rather not pay for other peoples health insurance thank you very much. Id rather spend that money on the person who earned it(aka me) or charity for truly helpless people.
And idk how it got so political im just ridin the threadjack until it dies :( i tried to kill it earlier
Hate America?
Move to UK
and meet Piotr
By god thats.. Possible O.O!
Why is this NSFW?
In case someone wants to post a less appropriate parody card. Instead .politics. became the focus. Now its just not even relevant
Quote from: MisterJH on April 12, 2014, 08:49:02 PM
In case someone wants to post a less appropriate parody card. Instead .politics. became the focus. Now its just not even relevant
I see your point
Quote from: Juvia, Water Woman on April 09, 2014, 10:43:19 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:40:47 PM
Ill just ride this threadjack out until someone posts another parody.. Its IMPOSSIBLE to determine what it wouldve been without him because we dont know what a different candidate wouldve done. The point is we need to reverse this debt not increase it slowly. Being 'less bad' doesnt translate into good. In fact its still bad. And thats focusing solely on our uncontrolled debt, that alone makes him bad. I dont care to go into other things, i just feel it relevant to point out that the shinier of two turds is still a steaming pile of crap.
I really meant without any change. Also, go to whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com (http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com) and brush up on what he did.
With a name like that the information might be a little bias...
Well it might be but it also might not. I could make the website name obamafartspixiesticks.com and list just the facts and hed still look like a terrible president ;p
Quote from: MisterJH on April 16, 2014, 11:41:15 PM
Well it might be but it also might not. I could make the website name obamafartspixiesticks.com and list just the facts and hed still look like a terrible president ;p
Not if he farts pixie sticks
He can be a bad person with a gift from the gods.. Why cant he have good and bad qualities?
Quote from: Taysby on April 16, 2014, 05:23:16 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on April 12, 2014, 07:15:43 PM
Hate America?
Move to UK
and meet Piotr
Hate Murcia'? Move to Texas. They don't give a crap. They do things their way.
I live in Texas
And that is true
Quote from: Silent1236 on April 12, 2014, 08:40:47 PM
Why is this NSFW?
The only reason I said NSFW was for publicity reasons and offensive content, like Obama. I had no meaning to make this about .politics., just to have fun.
I am sorry to democrats out there that I may have offended. I will send you something to make up for the hurtfulness I created, if you wish for me to send.
Hear hear! Taysby speaks the freedom! The man exercises his rights! Hear! Forreal you have a right to say all the nasty things you want, freedom of speech n whatnot
But you COULD say it if youd like :) as long as you avoid threats to a person or threats of terrorism.. You could theoretically say you want to beat the living shnit out of all *insert demographic* if that floats your boat
I guess if that gets you off.. Go for it? Just dont follow through. Stand and say it and feel really happy, thats fine.
Also: next time you use race Taysby might i suggest using non-African ;) theyre getting unfairly stereotyped today haha
But i like rap music :(
Its full of promotions of violence haha
Fun fact. It is NOT legal to, through speech, break a law or directly cause law breaking. Ex: if I were whipping a crowd into a frenzy, them shouted "Go kill that black kid!" So a bunch of people go beat him to death, I'd be in jail.
It's illegal to yell fire in a crowded building. Inciting a riot or something like that.
Well thats just bein a dick
But i can say i want to beat up black people!
Saying to go beat up a specific person is a threat which is a nono though.
I want to go beat up midgets. That is all
Mono black?