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Title: Potentially NSFW
Post by: MisterJH on March 26, 2014, 11:53:59 PM
Ok heres the game, and i admit its probably the dumbest idea ive had in awhile: say what youd do to one of the two previous posters. You can say WHATEVER you want, HOWEVER you want. The restrictions are as follows:
1) it must be about one of the two most recent posters(preface your post with their username)
2) you are limited to 3 words, howeve you may preface your 3 words with 'I would' or 'I will'
    -no other prefaces are acceptable
    -you will therefore be allowed up to 5 words
      IF and ONLY IF you preface your post with
      'I will' or 'I would'
     -'you' and 'your' do NOT count towards your 
       Word count
Example: MisterJH- I would tickle your small fanny. (This is an acceptable, by the rules post)
3) no F words, grape minus g, murder, or the word for the female sex organ or any derivations of it

Lets hve fun with this, the rulea are to keep you from being too overly CREEPY and are subject to change if people find a way around these simple barriers

So you can be weird guys, really weird, i just want to curb the unecessary vulgarity, as im sure post #1 would be something along the lines of 'grape your fussy' etc etc.. Thats just pointless, i want silliness, creativity, and plenty of creepy weirdness.. Just not the generic creepy weirdness
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on March 26, 2014, 11:56:18 PM
I saw "Potentially NSFW" and I had to check in...

Edit: Read the rules, and now....I would beat the .poo. out of MisterJH. I don't make the rules, I just play the game.
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 26, 2014, 11:56:49 PM
Agrus

Detailed vivisection
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Splicer on March 26, 2014, 11:57:41 PM
What does Nsfw mean?
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 26, 2014, 11:58:09 PM
Nacho stuff fizzes white
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Splicer on March 26, 2014, 11:58:50 PM
No, really
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 26, 2014, 11:59:56 PM
Not safe for wife
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: MisterJH on March 27, 2014, 12:00:53 AM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on March 26, 2014, 11:56:18 PM
I saw "Potentially NSFW" and I had to check in...

Edit: Read the rules, and now....I would beat the .poo. out of MisterJH. I don't make the rules, I just play the game.
It might just be cuz im on nyquil and about to sleep but.. What? Im so confused
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Splicer on March 27, 2014, 12:00:54 AM
Is that true? It makes sense. I was guessing not safe for women
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 27, 2014, 12:02:03 AM
On topic my peeps, teets, and weews
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: MisterJH on March 27, 2014, 12:02:07 AM
Not suitable for work. Back to the point now, this post will be golden

I may extend the limit to 5 words, lets see what people can do with 3 first though
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Splicer on March 27, 2014, 12:02:08 AM
We posted one second apart


Edit: Wow, so did we!
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: MisterJH on March 27, 2014, 12:04:31 AM
Death the kid: fondle your stockings
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 27, 2014, 12:05:44 AM
Mister: grape your jam
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on March 27, 2014, 12:05:54 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 27, 2014, 12:02:07 AM
Not suitable for work. Back to the point now, this post will be golden

I may extend the limit to 5 words, lets see what people can do with 3 first though
Oopss...didn't see that rule.

MisterJH: Castrate with spork
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Splicer on March 27, 2014, 12:06:11 AM
MrJH: Systematically dissasemble  DNA
Argus: kick outta boros
Death: sic bald eagles
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: MisterJH on March 27, 2014, 12:10:55 AM
RULES UPDATE! SPECIFICALLY SUBRULES OF 2, A SLIGHT MODIFICATION TO 3, AND A BY THE BOOK EXAMPLE AFTER THE SUBRULES OF RULE NUMBER 2! Continue on
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 27, 2014, 12:28:28 AM
Quote from: Splicer on March 27, 2014, 12:00:54 AM
Is that true? It makes sense. I was guessing not safe for women
What! Just why?
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 27, 2014, 12:30:34 AM
Set Ninja's clothes aflame
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 27, 2014, 12:35:11 AM
Quote from: Death, the Kid on March 27, 2014, 12:30:34 AM
Set Ninja's clothes aflame
I need those!
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Splicer on March 27, 2014, 12:43:01 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on March 27, 2014, 12:28:28 AM
Quote from: Splicer on March 27, 2014, 12:00:54 AM
Is that true? It makes sense. I was guessing not safe for women
What! Just why?
Because it fits the acronym, and I was looking at the other posts
Title: Re: Potentially NSFW
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 31, 2014, 04:30:21 PM
Bump.

Splicer: Eat Soul