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Title: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 17, 2014, 07:31:35 PM
What if...
Pokemon was made by Americans?


Post some other "what if" statements.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 17, 2014, 07:34:10 PM
What if the cake WASN'T a lie?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Arbitratur on March 17, 2014, 07:36:06 PM
What if the egg came before the chicken?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 17, 2014, 07:37:23 PM
What if we lived in the matrix?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 17, 2014, 07:59:12 PM
What if the Kishin had won?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: imFourth of Phils on March 17, 2014, 08:13:33 PM
what if i am {Progenitus} had protection from everything, lol
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: AdamS on March 17, 2014, 08:16:36 PM
this has to be done
what if (http://i.imgur.com/u6PB3vx.png) :( ok
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on March 17, 2014, 08:33:43 PM
What if Magic was better than YuGiOh? 😎
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: NyghtHawk on March 17, 2014, 08:43:36 PM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on March 17, 2014, 08:33:43 PM
What if Magic was better than YuGiOh? 😎
not a what if 8)
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 17, 2014, 10:10:00 PM
What if I toasted bagels in a toaster for toast.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: PapaBudz on March 17, 2014, 11:39:19 PM
What if...?




Yes.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 17, 2014, 11:42:10 PM
What if sea serpents lived in trees
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 18, 2014, 12:23:01 AM
What if sea horses lived in pastures?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Spencer Addington on March 18, 2014, 05:26:56 AM
What if all words and sentences were spelt backwards?


.neppah dluow sihT
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: AdamS on March 18, 2014, 06:27:28 AM
what if we are all cells in a bigger persons brain and we have little people running around in our heads?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 18, 2014, 06:34:14 AM
What if my pants fit?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: AdamS on March 18, 2014, 06:36:20 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 18, 2014, 06:34:14 AM
What if my pants fit?
then you can wear them
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 18, 2014, 07:00:32 AM
Quote from: AdamS on March 18, 2014, 06:36:20 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 18, 2014, 06:34:14 AM
What if my pants fit?
then you can wear them
FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS, INNIT
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: rarehuntertay on March 18, 2014, 07:21:58 AM
What if we woke up one day and found out that Magic was just a dream...
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 18, 2014, 07:34:04 AM
Then we'd all die
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: AdamS on March 18, 2014, 07:39:18 AM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on March 18, 2014, 07:21:58 AM
What if we woke up one day and found out that Magic was just a dream...
i would wake up from the dream and create the game
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: rarehuntertay on March 18, 2014, 08:28:12 AM
Quote from: AdamS on March 18, 2014, 07:39:18 AM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on March 18, 2014, 07:21:58 AM
What if we woke up one day and found out that Magic was just a dream...
i would wake up from the dream and create the game
Yes!!! Keep the lie alive!!!
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 18, 2014, 10:32:54 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on March 17, 2014, 10:10:00 PM
What if I toasted bagels in a toaster for toast.
Wait what
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 18, 2014, 10:34:13 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on March 18, 2014, 08:28:12 AM
Quote from: AdamS on March 18, 2014, 07:39:18 AM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on March 18, 2014, 07:21:58 AM
What if we woke up one day and found out that Magic was just a dream...
i would wake up from the dream and create the game
Yes!!! Keep the lie alive!!!
THE LIE ISN'T A LIE ACCORDING TO GLADOS
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:08:07 PM
Gaaah!!!!
Why would you do this now?
I still need 4 posts to give you a +1!!!!
FREAKING PORTAL JOKES!!!!!!
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Spencer Addington on March 18, 2014, 11:09:36 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 18, 2014, 10:34:13 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on March 18, 2014, 08:28:12 AM
Quote from: AdamS on March 18, 2014, 07:39:18 AM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on March 18, 2014, 07:21:58 AM
What if we woke up one day and found out that Magic was just a dream...
i would wake up from the dream and create the game
Yes!!! Keep the lie alive!!!
THE LIE ISN'T A LIE ACCORDING TO GLADOS
Don't mess with me man! I know the cake is a lie!!! THERES NO CAKE!!! THERES NO FURURE!!!Β‘
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:18:13 PM
SHE DIDN'T SAY THERE WASN'T PIE!!!!!!!
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:20:42 PM
What if what... The image worked?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: imFourth of Phils on March 18, 2014, 11:23:36 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:20:42 PM
What if what... The image worked?

the image..

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/8c/ed/1b/8ced1bcabd3ea69e1565239ed8d1f9df.jpg) it did not work
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 18, 2014, 11:24:25 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on March 18, 2014, 11:09:36 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 18, 2014, 10:34:13 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on March 18, 2014, 08:28:12 AM
Quote from: AdamS on March 18, 2014, 07:39:18 AM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on March 18, 2014, 07:21:58 AM
What if we woke up one day and found out that Magic was just a dream...
i would wake up from the dream and create the game
Yes!!! Keep the lie alive!!!
THE LIE ISN'T A LIE ACCORDING TO GLADOS
Don't mess with me man! I know the cake is a lie!!! THERES NO CAKE!!! THERES NO FURURE!!!Β‘
OBVIOUSLY GLADOS HAS NO BRAIN BECAUSE THE GAME WAS MADE A FEW YEARS AGO AND WE ALL ARE IN THE FUTURE

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID SPENCER

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:25:42 PM
I would pay for that flavor text

Unrelated Note: Post 100! Hooray! Time to give that +1 I promised.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 18, 2014, 11:27:31 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:25:42 PM
I would pay for that flavor text

Unrelated Note: Post 100! Hooray! Time to give that +1 I promised.
Doskabdoxdnsosjwdksosbsoxksocksofiwpodkajoriemciqod MARRY ME JUST KIDDING
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:29:49 PM
Not until you give me a ring :P
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 18, 2014, 11:31:40 PM
Quote from: imFourth of Phils on March 18, 2014, 11:23:36 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:20:42 PM
What if what... The image worked?

the image..

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/8c/ed/1b/8ced1bcabd3ea69e1565239ed8d1f9df.jpg) it did not work
It worked
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 18, 2014, 11:32:13 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:29:49 PM
Not until you give me a ring :P
How about
The Ring
From LOTR
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:32:39 PM
I was talking about an earlier attempt... I think he deleted that post
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 18, 2014, 11:33:33 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:32:39 PM
I was talking about an earlier attempt... I think he deleted that post
What
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:38:02 PM
The image... I was talking about the image

Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 18, 2014, 11:32:13 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:29:49 PM
Not until you give me a ring :P
How about
The Ring
From LOTR

Uh...
SOLD
Wait a minute...
That's a plastic copy!!  I thought you loved me!
FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!
Lol jk.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 18, 2014, 11:39:48 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:38:02 PM
The image... I was talking about the image

Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 18, 2014, 11:32:13 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:29:49 PM
Not until you give me a ring :P
How about
The Ring
From LOTR

Uh...
SOLD
Wait a minute...
That's a plastic copy!!  I thought you loved me!
FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!
Lol jk.
No this one is genuine Steel, painted Gold.
You can have it if you want :P
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:43:14 PM
What if this thread had stayed on topic?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 18, 2014, 11:50:27 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:43:14 PM
What if this thread had stayed on topic?
TouchΓ©
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 19, 2014, 12:19:33 AM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 18, 2014, 11:32:13 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:29:49 PM
Not until you give me a ring :P
How about
The Ring
From LOTR
That's what I got as an engagement ring
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 19, 2014, 12:27:44 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on March 19, 2014, 12:19:33 AM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 18, 2014, 11:32:13 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 18, 2014, 11:29:49 PM
Not until you give me a ring :P
How about
The Ring
From LOTR
That's what I got as an engagement ring
That's actually adorable
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Metalxdelights on March 19, 2014, 09:37:53 AM
What if the "whoever gets last post wins" contest never ends...
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on March 19, 2014, 12:11:11 PM
Quote from: Metalxdelights on March 19, 2014, 09:37:53 AM
What if the "whoever gets last post wins" contest never ends...
I think that's obvious
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Metalxdelights on March 19, 2014, 12:16:04 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 19, 2014, 12:11:11 PM
Quote from: Metalxdelights on March 19, 2014, 09:37:53 AM
What if the "whoever gets last post wins" contest never ends...
I think that's obvious

A mod could easily close it if they wanted to.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 19, 2014, 06:56:52 PM
What if (insert question here)
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 19, 2014, 09:01:53 PM
Quote from: Splicer on March 19, 2014, 06:56:52 PM
What if (insert question here)
What if is this a question?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: imFourth of Phils on March 20, 2014, 12:15:17 AM
Quote from: Splicer on March 19, 2014, 06:56:52 PM
What if (insert question here)

what if, how much is that doggie in the window?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 20, 2014, 12:25:21 AM
What if $56.00
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 20, 2014, 01:48:36 AM
What if too cheap, do not want?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 20, 2014, 09:13:37 AM
What if sad
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 20, 2014, 10:28:11 AM
what if no care?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: imFourth of Phils on March 21, 2014, 12:36:53 AM
what if 1 + 1 = 3(beyonce)?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 21, 2014, 12:39:14 AM
What if 1+1=3(Glen Phillips)
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 21, 2014, 12:41:01 AM
What if I got the last post!
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Splicer on March 21, 2014, 12:47:05 AM
Then someone would post after you
(Who would that be...)
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: GamenDork on March 21, 2014, 01:02:38 AM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 17, 2014, 07:31:35 PM
What if...
Pokemon was made by Americans?


Post some other "what if" statements.

Well yours came true... An American designed some gen 5 pokemon...
You might have guessed braviary right? But no, it was the ice cream...

...
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Erik_the_gray on March 21, 2014, 11:57:51 AM
What if Doge is much trubble?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 21, 2014, 01:03:39 PM
Quote from: GamenDork on March 21, 2014, 01:02:38 AM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 17, 2014, 07:31:35 PM
What if...
Pokemon was made by Americans?


Post some other "what if" statements.

Well yours came true... An American designed some gen 5 pokemon...
You might have guessed braviary right? But no, it was the ice cream...

...
Wow
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Slytankz on March 22, 2014, 08:10:53 AM
What if Chuck Norris played?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 22, 2014, 03:06:51 PM
What if I was good at Magic?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: NikoCardMaster on March 22, 2014, 03:29:28 PM
What if {Firedrinker satyr} was useful? 😯
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Skyshadow731 on March 26, 2014, 05:52:49 PM
What if the future is the past hidden in the present
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 26, 2014, 05:53:49 PM
what if the past is the present hidden in the future?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 26, 2014, 05:57:02 PM
What if cats wore boots and humans wore nothing on their feet
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on March 27, 2014, 01:19:01 AM
what if i was sleeping right now?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: DrainCleaner on March 28, 2014, 03:30:15 PM
What if potato?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Spencer Addington on March 28, 2014, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: DrainCleaner on March 28, 2014, 03:30:15 PM
What if potato?
The we would all die. All of us... Forever.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: DylanW18 on March 28, 2014, 03:35:07 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on March 28, 2014, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: DrainCleaner on March 28, 2014, 03:30:15 PM
What if potato?
The we would all die. All of us... Forever.


Forever potato
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: imFourth of Phils on March 28, 2014, 05:16:32 PM
what if you guys give me booster boxes :)
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Skyshadow731 on March 28, 2014, 06:59:53 PM
What if suicide never ment self harm but a simple training techinuque
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: imFourth of Phils on March 29, 2014, 12:45:13 AM
what if the sun never set
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: NikoCardMaster on March 29, 2014, 12:50:16 AM
What if... I had friends 😭
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Spencer Addington on March 29, 2014, 12:52:11 AM
Quote from: NikoCardMaster on March 29, 2014, 12:50:16 AM
What if... I had friends 😭
This question I ask myself every day.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MisterJH on March 29, 2014, 12:54:31 AM
What if women were highly rational?

BAHAHHAHAHA
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 29, 2014, 12:59:17 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 29, 2014, 12:54:31 AM
What if women were highly rational?

BAHAHHAHAHA
Wow thanks
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: NikoCardMaster on March 29, 2014, 12:59:25 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on March 29, 2014, 12:52:11 AM
Quote from: NikoCardMaster on March 29, 2014, 12:50:16 AM
What if... I had friends 😭
This question I ask myself every day.
I wait until night to start really thinking about it a lot. It helps me cry myself to sleep much faster
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: NikoCardMaster on March 29, 2014, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 29, 2014, 12:54:31 AM
What if women were highly rational?

BAHAHHAHAHA
I'm going to vote this up so hard as soon as I reach 100 posts πŸ˜‚
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MisterJH on March 29, 2014, 01:00:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on March 29, 2014, 12:59:17 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 29, 2014, 12:54:31 AM
What if women were highly rational?

BAHAHHAHAHA
Wow thanks
AH I MEANT TO QUOTE YOU AND ACCDENTLY NEGGED YOU SORRY :( ill fix it in 24 hours

And i forgot to add 'except for Sparkle Ninja) woops
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 29, 2014, 01:13:25 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 29, 2014, 01:00:53 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on March 29, 2014, 12:59:17 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on March 29, 2014, 12:54:31 AM
What if women were highly rational?

BAHAHHAHAHA
Wow thanks
AH I MEANT TO QUOTE YOU AND ACCDENTLY NEGGED YOU SORRY :( ill fix it in 24 hours

And i forgot to add 'except for Sparkle Ninja) woops
It's fine. K? ;)
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MisterJH on March 29, 2014, 01:14:34 AM
Ok, truce!
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 29, 2014, 01:19:53 AM
What if truce?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on March 30, 2014, 10:56:30 PM
Then falce
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Skyshadow731 on March 31, 2014, 04:05:18 AM
What if falce
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: imFourth of Phils on March 31, 2014, 05:04:40 AM
tralse
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on March 31, 2014, 07:40:48 AM
Malse
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Agarrita80 on April 01, 2014, 03:33:24 AM
What if ... I could lift you up, I could show you what you wanna be and take you where you wanna be?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Spencer Addington on April 01, 2014, 03:40:21 AM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on April 01, 2014, 03:33:24 AM
What if ... I could lift you up, I could show you what you wanna be and take you where you wanna be?
What if please stop touching me.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: DylanW18 on April 01, 2014, 04:05:21 AM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on April 01, 2014, 03:33:24 AM
What if ... I could lift you up, I could show you what you wanna be and take you where you wanna be?


You could be my luck, even if the sky is falling down I know that we'll be safe and sound
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MisterJH on April 01, 2014, 07:22:46 AM
What if... Al of you are secretly part of a super secret experiment run by me to see how long it takes to realize youre part of a super secret experiment?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: rarehuntertay on April 01, 2014, 07:51:15 AM
I came to that realization years ago. What if each of our lives is actually like The Truman Show??
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on April 01, 2014, 07:15:41 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on April 01, 2014, 07:51:15 AM
I came to that realization years ago. What if each of our lives is actually like The Truman Show??
Oh noes!!!!
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: AdamS on April 01, 2014, 09:44:51 PM
after watching men in black 2
what if our world is inside a locker and the world outside of that locker is bigger, and we have smaller aliens in lockers in our world
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on April 09, 2014, 10:39:33 PM
Quote from: AdamS on April 01, 2014, 09:44:51 PM
after watching men in black 2
what if our world is inside a locker and the world outside of that locker is bigger, and we have smaller aliens in lockers in our world
Can you not
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:41:22 PM
what if im a locker that just thinks its a person
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on April 09, 2014, 10:42:37 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:41:22 PM
what if im a locker that just thinks its a person
Please. No.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:43:24 PM
What if youre an alien who wants to fit in? :( thats a sad thought
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on April 09, 2014, 10:45:04 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:43:24 PM
What if youre an alien who wants to fit in? :( thats a sad thought
Invasion of the body snatchers
Already happened bro
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:46:50 PM
Its still so sad :(
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on April 09, 2014, 10:51:01 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:46:50 PM
Its still so sad :(
I know.
I still hate aliens because of the Alien movies.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Silent1236 on April 11, 2014, 02:31:46 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on April 09, 2014, 10:51:01 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on April 09, 2014, 10:46:50 PM
Its still so sad :(
I know.
I still hate aliens because of the Alien movies.

...................can't comprehend
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MisterJH on April 11, 2014, 02:34:01 PM
What if its because youre a robot
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Skyshadow731 on April 11, 2014, 03:00:38 PM
What if all technology shu......
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on April 11, 2014, 05:43:12 PM
What if you had finished?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Agarrita80 on April 11, 2014, 07:09:10 PM
What if Britney and Justin would have stayed together?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on April 11, 2014, 07:49:54 PM
What if Shawn is really psychic?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: DylanW18 on April 11, 2014, 08:07:29 PM
Quote from: Juvia, Water Woman on April 11, 2014, 07:49:54 PM
What if Shawn is really psychic?


He'd be like "Psych bitches!" Lol
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Agarrita80 on April 11, 2014, 11:35:02 PM
What if πŸ’© was edible?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on April 12, 2014, 12:05:47 AM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on April 11, 2014, 11:35:02 PM
What if πŸ’© was edible?
no.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Spencer Addington on April 12, 2014, 01:06:54 AM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on April 11, 2014, 11:35:02 PM
What if πŸ’© was edible?
It is...
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MisterJH on April 12, 2014, 09:17:42 AM
I just wouldnt recommend it
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on April 12, 2014, 07:16:37 PM
what if I could buy you any card you would want?
I'm telling the truth, I could.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT Piotr gets first pick
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Agarrita80 on April 12, 2014, 08:50:47 PM
What if we had latent super Saiyan blood in our bodies?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MisterJH on April 12, 2014, 09:21:33 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on April 12, 2014, 07:16:37 PM
what if I could buy you any card you would want?
I'm telling the truth, I could.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT Piotr gets first pick
Im pretty sure im Piotr, buy me 3 {true-name nemesis} and an emmy...
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: TreeSmoker on May 21, 2014, 07:54:40 PM
What if my little ponies ccg became better than magic o:
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on May 21, 2014, 10:08:56 PM
What if every five years every single magic card you own replicated itself
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 21, 2014, 10:12:28 PM
What if my parents were good people?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on May 22, 2014, 02:33:47 AM
What if my parents were bad people?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: cltrn81 on May 23, 2014, 05:36:14 PM
What if we ate from our butts and pooped from our mouths?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on May 23, 2014, 05:40:00 PM
Oh, that's nasty.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: DylanW18 on May 23, 2014, 05:44:55 PM
The answer to all these questions is


At this exact moment in a parallel universe in which these things were true, they would be asking about things in our universe. For example

"What if we pooped from our mouths and ate from our butts?"

Then in the alternate universe in which that statement was true he would be asking

"What if we ate from our mouths and pooped from our butts?"


You're all welcome
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Agarrita80 on May 25, 2014, 02:24:41 AM
What I poop was pink?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Skyshadow731 on May 25, 2014, 06:15:41 AM
What if women werent so confusing?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on May 25, 2014, 10:39:48 PM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on May 25, 2014, 02:24:41 AM
What I poop was pink?
Btw there is iron oxide in dog food. The reasoning behind this is to color the dogs poop brown. The poop was white or off-white and owners thought this was weird so food companies put iron oxide in dog food to correct that problem.

What if this is all a dream?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on May 26, 2014, 12:35:05 AM
What if a what if
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Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on May 26, 2014, 10:22:49 AM
What i if told you...

You read the first line wrong?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: rarehuntertay on May 27, 2014, 08:21:26 AM
What if "American" vehicles were actually made in America and "foreign" vehicles were made in foreign countries?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: FustyDavorite on May 27, 2014, 06:30:04 PM
What if my dreams and aspirations were actually legitimate?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on May 27, 2014, 10:35:46 PM
What if I finished this senten
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: fj76ts4 on May 27, 2014, 10:52:24 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on May 27, 2014, 10:35:46 PM
What if I finished this senten

what if you remembered to watch out for the sni
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Ekann1 on May 27, 2014, 10:55:08 PM
How did you post tha

(Assuming I guessed the second half of it correctly ;) )
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on May 27, 2014, 11:06:07 PM
Quote from: E.kann1 on May 27, 2014, 10:55:08 PM
How did you post tha

(Assuming I guessed the second half of it correctly ;) )
because I'm the one who got sniped; he just posted before he finished.

What if you always spawn again?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: fj76ts4 on May 28, 2014, 12:33:18 AM
Quote from: E.kann1 on May 27, 2014, 10:55:08 PM
How did you post tha

(Assuming I guessed the second half of it correctly ;) )

i did it with my dying breath

i tell you, it was quite the struggle

Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on June 11, 2014, 02:33:47 PM
What if I was a pretzel
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: fj76ts4 on June 11, 2014, 06:19:01 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on June 11, 2014, 02:33:47 PM
What if I was a pretzel

you'd be in quite the twist
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: rarehuntertay on June 14, 2014, 09:44:43 PM
What if Richard Garfield was never born?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Popper23345 on August 10, 2014, 08:04:09 PM
What if I revived this thread?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on August 10, 2014, 08:28:02 PM
What if the whole mlerner wannabe thing is getting really old
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Spencer Addington on August 10, 2014, 08:30:10 PM
Quote from: Levi, Human Legion on August 10, 2014, 08:28:02 PM
What if the whole mlerner wannabe thing is getting really old
Nope
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Popper23345 on August 10, 2014, 10:31:43 PM
What if people that accused others for pulling an mlerner didn't exist
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Post by: Agarrita80 on August 11, 2014, 12:09:36 AM
What if mlerner was Richard Garfield in disguise?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on August 11, 2014, 12:10:41 AM
Quote from: Taysby on August 10, 2014, 10:00:49 PM
That wasn't a mlerner.  he blatantly advertised it.  if he would have been sneaky, then it would have been a mlerner.
That's why I said wannabe :P
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 11, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
What if I could not be invaded in Dark Souls while away eating a sandwich?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Spencer Addington on August 11, 2014, 03:30:52 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 11, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
What if I could not be invaded in Dark Souls while away eating a sandwich?
What if the requirements for being invaded was being away eating a sandwich? What if all of dark souls was waiting for you to eat a sandwich? What if?!?!?!
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 12, 2014, 06:05:47 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 11, 2014, 03:30:52 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 11, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
What if I could not be invaded in Dark Souls while away eating a sandwich?
What if the requirements for being invaded was being away eating a sandwich? What if all of dark souls was waiting for you to eat a sandwich? What if?!?!?!
I know that it isn't because I'm also invaded anytime I take two steps into Anor Londo as a human :p
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Popper23345 on August 12, 2014, 08:48:04 AM
What if Chuck Norris came and slammed my face into my keybakehkajxieslgakdvzoqvOv
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Spencer Addington on August 12, 2014, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 12, 2014, 06:05:47 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 11, 2014, 03:30:52 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 11, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
What if I could not be invaded in Dark Souls while away eating a sandwich?
What if the requirements for being invaded was being away eating a sandwich? What if all of dark souls was waiting for you to eat a sandwich? What if?!?!?!
I know that it isn't because I'm also invaded anytime I take two steps into Anor Londo as a human :p
What if offline mode?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 12, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 12, 2014, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 12, 2014, 06:05:47 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 11, 2014, 03:30:52 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 11, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
What if I could not be invaded in Dark Souls while away eating a sandwich?
What if the requirements for being invaded was being away eating a sandwich? What if all of dark souls was waiting for you to eat a sandwich? What if?!?!?!
I know that it isn't because I'm also invaded anytime I take two steps into Anor Londo as a human :p
What if offline mode?
but jolly cooperation...
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Spencer Addington on August 12, 2014, 04:00:59 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 12, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 12, 2014, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 12, 2014, 06:05:47 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 11, 2014, 03:30:52 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 11, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
What if I could not be invaded in Dark Souls while away eating a sandwich?
What if the requirements for being invaded was being away eating a sandwich? What if all of dark souls was waiting for you to eat a sandwich? What if?!?!?!
I know that it isn't because I'm also invaded anytime I take two steps into Anor Londo as a human :p
What if offline mode?
but jolly cooperation...
What if; How are you dying to invaders with jolly co-operators?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 13, 2014, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 12, 2014, 04:00:59 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 12, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 12, 2014, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 12, 2014, 06:05:47 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on August 11, 2014, 03:30:52 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 11, 2014, 02:40:47 AM
What if I could not be invaded in Dark Souls while away eating a sandwich?
What if the requirements for being invaded was being away eating a sandwich? What if all of dark souls was waiting for you to eat a sandwich? What if?!?!?!
I know that it isn't because I'm also invaded anytime I take two steps into Anor Londo as a human :p
What if offline mode?
but jolly cooperation...
What if; How are you dying to invaders with jolly co-operators?
because unblockable katanas and fire storming barrels.
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Agarrita80 on August 28, 2014, 03:18:02 PM
Poop was edible and healthy for you?
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Post by: MtgCollector1337 on September 13, 2014, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on August 28, 2014, 03:18:02 PM
Poop was edible and healthy for you?
O_o
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Swamplord99 on September 13, 2014, 04:56:01 PM
What if I'm secretly a mod and am just pretending to be a noob?....
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Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on September 13, 2014, 05:05:17 PM
I destroyed Shinji?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: cltrn81 on September 14, 2014, 12:01:33 PM
Quote from: Swamplord99 on September 13, 2014, 04:56:01 PM
What if I'm secretly a mod and am just pretending to be a noob?....
What if I'm secretly a noob and am just pretending to be a mod?....
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 14, 2014, 12:04:10 PM
WHAT IF I WASN'T SECRETLY A NOOB AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE A MOD?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: MtgCollector1337 on September 23, 2014, 06:26:35 PM
What if I was a duck
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Agarrita80 on September 23, 2014, 06:28:37 PM
What if two falcon punches collide?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: dbstamper on September 26, 2014, 08:26:17 PM
What if mtg was never made?
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on September 26, 2014, 08:48:26 PM
Quote from: dbstamper on September 26, 2014, 08:26:17 PM
What if mtg was never made?
Then my life would go, "Error 404: File 'Life' not found."
Title: Re: what if...
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 26, 2014, 09:34:36 PM
Quote from: dbstamper on September 26, 2014, 08:26:17 PM
What if mtg was never made?
I would have more dollars.