Whoever can make the best piotr parody card will win a prize! (tbd) Get going!
Piotr, Emperor of iMtG {1}{W}{B}{R}{G}(P)(Y)
Planeswalker--Piotr MR
[+1] Scold someone by referencing the iMtG law. Draw a card.
- Win target argument using logic. Add loyalty counters to Piotr equal to the amount of posts it took.
[-7] Create an app for iOS from the ground up. You win this game and all other games for as long as the programming takes.
(P is the Purple mana color)
(Y is the Yellow mana color)
[1]
I submit my Planeswalker from the petition thread.
(http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Piotr%2C+the+Ninja&color=Blue&mana_r=0&mana_u=3&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=2&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fa3.mzstatic.com%2Fus%2Fr30%2FPurple6%2Fv4%2Fce%2Fbc%2F78%2Fcebc78cf-72cf-bbf9-d3b2-31c816497897%2Fmzl.ixkmbuph.png&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Creature&subtype=&expansion=&rarity=Mythic&cardtext=%7Bu%7D%7Bt%7D+dodge+target+question+or+spell.+a+dodged+question+or+spell+has+no+effect+on+Piotr+the+ninja.%0D%0A%0D%0A%7B3%7DUnrestricted+Post+Deletion+(if+Piotr+the+ninja+would+be+affected+by+a+question+or+spell%2C+counter+that+question+or+spell+and+exile+it.)&power=4&toughness=18&artist=(%3A))&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=9999&set2=9999&setname=)
Quote from: Noblellama on February 28, 2014, 11:47:29 AM
I submit Piotr, God of the Thread (erebos parody)
(http://i.imgur.com/SsFuDQy.jpg)
unrealistic because no one can exile storm crow...
Quote from: IceScythe on February 28, 2014, 07:58:33 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on February 28, 2014, 11:47:29 AM
I submit Piotr, God of the Thread (erebos parody)
(http://i.imgur.com/SsFuDQy.jpg)
unrealistic because no one can exile storm crow...
Thats right! No one can stop STORM CROW!
This card so go in the next Unset.....Unraveled.
Piotr, Jaded Master {2}{B}{B}{B}
When Piotr, Jaded Master enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you exile all cards named AbstractApathist from all zones.
At the beginning of every upkeep, sacrifice a forum member.
Piotr's power and toughness are each equal to the number of forum members in all graveyards.
*/*
piotr, the untouchable. {3}{B}{B}{B}{B}
lengendary app owner and creator
if you break piotr, the untouchable's law you are banned.
if piotr, the untouchable joins a thread because you insalting him, you are temporarily banned.
if piotr, the untouchable finds you lying you are banned.
X/X
this is a parody of {Phage the Untouchable} if you couldnt tell lol :P
Quote from: IntoFire on March 04, 2014, 02:31:51 AM
Piotr, Jaded Master {2}{B}{B}{B}
When Piotr, Jaded Master enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you exile all cards named AbstractApathist from all zones.
At the beginning of every upkeep, sacrifice a forum member.
Piotr's power and toughness are each equal to the number of forum members in all graveyards.
*/*
This is horrible.
Quote from: AdamS on March 16, 2014, 08:21:56 PM
piotr, the untouchable. {3}{B}{B}{B}{B}
lengendary app owner and creator
if you break piotr, the untouchable's law you are banned.
if piotr, the untouchable joins a thread because you insalting him, you are temporarily banned.
if piotr, the untouchable finds you lying you are banned.
X/X
this is a parody of {Phage the Untouchable} if you couldnt tell lol :P
insalted...
(http://s21.postimg.org/jdjw8i51z/INSALTED.jpg)
sorry, i had to...
lol thts great:))
10 days ban for everyone in the tread insalting me.
Quote from: Noblellama on March 17, 2014, 02:56:53 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 17, 2014, 01:53:10 PM
10 days ban for everyone in the tread insalting me.
We could pepper you with more if you want...
so... just AdamS? or is that me too? XD
Can we relish it a little more?
I need to mustard up the thought to make my own Piotr Parody
WEll, c'mon! Ketchup!
just (http://i.imgur.com/u6PB3vx.png)
Quote from: Piotr on March 17, 2014, 01:53:10 PM
10 days ban for everyone in the tread insalting me.
I feel so bad for you
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 17, 2014, 06:14:01 PM
Quote from: Piotr on March 17, 2014, 01:53:10 PM
10 days ban for everyone in the tread insalting me.
I feel so bad for you
Why, I think it was a great parody of Pitor.
I'm dying. All this salt is killing me. 😂😂😂😂😂ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
just to clear this up the insalting thing wasnt a typo i just cant spell
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 16, 2014, 10:23:20 PM
Quote from: IntoFire on March 04, 2014, 02:31:51 AM
Piotr, Jaded Master {2}{B}{B}{B}
When Piotr, Jaded Master enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you exile all cards named AbstractApathist from all zones.
At the beginning of every upkeep, sacrifice a forum member.
Piotr's power and toughness are each equal to the number of forum members in all graveyards.
*/*
This is horrible.
That's cause Piotr's horrible.
Quote from: IntoFire on March 22, 2014, 10:44:46 AM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on March 16, 2014, 10:23:20 PM
Quote from: IntoFire on March 04, 2014, 02:31:51 AM
Piotr, Jaded Master {2}{B}{B}{B}
When Piotr, Jaded Master enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you exile all cards named AbstractApathist from all zones.
At the beginning of every upkeep, sacrifice a forum member.
Piotr's power and toughness are each equal to the number of forum members in all graveyards.
*/*
This is horrible.
That's cause Piotr's horrible.
Yup.
Haha these are pretty clever
so what do we win and when does this end
I want to submit one
Piotr the unfair {0}
Creature-d**khead
Hexproof,first strike...etc.
When piotr the unfair enters the battlefield ban all creatures and planeswalkers from imtg.
When those creatures return if they submit actuall evidence against piotr the unfair you get banned for 10 days
When you speeak the truth in front of piotr, he will call it a lie than bann you for ever
100000000000000000/1000000000000000000
"Lol" -piotr
Ok ok fine..
{R}{W}{U}{B}{G}
Piotr the Just
{1}{T} Piotr the Just uses infallible logic to prove his points, making all other arguments null and void.
{untap} Piotr the Just adds {1} to your mana pool. Bring back all null and void arguments to the battlefield.
{0} Ban any forum tied to null and void arguments that disagree with Piotr the Just for 10 days.
{0} Indefinitely ban AbstractApathist until an acceptable apology is made.
Quote from: MisterJH on March 26, 2014, 06:24:04 PM
Ok ok fine..
{R}{W}{U}{B}{G}
Piotr the Just
{1},{T} : Piotr the Just uses infallible logic to prove his points, making all other arguments null and void.
Untap Piotr the Just: Add {1} to your mana pool. Bring back all null and void arguments to the battlefield.
{0} : Ban any forum tied to null and void arguments that disagree with Piotr the Just for 10 days.
{0} : Indefinitely ban AbstractApathist until an acceptable apology is made.
Fixed!
How? You added colons which dont appear on mtg cards
Quote from: MisterJH on March 27, 2014, 11:21:02 AM
How? You added colons which dont appear on mtg cards
Yes they do.
It goes:
[Cost]:[Effect], not [CostEffect]
Do they? I didnt think they did lol
Shows how much i play paper magic(not at all)
Egads, they do save for my spanish jhoira de los ghitu