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Title: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Noblellama on February 18, 2014, 12:26:51 AM
Slenderbro was at his FNM recently when a terrible and evil event occurred.

In a moment of opportunity some bastard reached over and grabbed Slender's deck of cards left on the table and made off with it.

Bravely and honorable serving their duty as deck bodyguards and decoys, this stack of cards were none other than a tall stack of {Bronze Sables} nobly standing in and taking the hit for Slenderbro.

May we observe a moment of silence for the honored who have served in their line of duty and saved others...
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Mattao19 on February 18, 2014, 12:28:05 AM
Quote from: Noblellama on February 18, 2014, 12:26:51 AM
Slenderbro was at his FNM recently when a terrible and evil event occurred.

In a moment of opportunity some bastard reached over and grabbed Slender's deck of cards left on the table and made off with it.

Bravely and honorable serving their duty as deck bodyguards and decoys, this stack of cards were none other than a tall stack of {Bronze Sables} nobly standing in and taking the hit for Slenderbro.

May we observe a moment of silence for the honored who have served in their line of duty and saved others...

Wtf? Is this for real?
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Coffee Vampire on February 18, 2014, 12:32:31 AM
This is the best thing I've read all week.
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Mattao19 on February 18, 2014, 12:33:02 AM
Quote from: Noblellama on February 18, 2014, 12:29:05 AM
Yeah, he had a big stack set aside to trade with me and someone swiped it thinking it was a deck apparently

Wow now I feel awful for those brave {Bronze Sables}

😔 They were so noble SO BRAVE how could anybody do this??!!! 😭
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Moneekahh on February 18, 2014, 12:36:02 AM
I am laughing imagining the theif's train of thought/look on his face after seeing that he swiped a stack of sables. Hahaha!
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on February 18, 2014, 07:42:45 AM
Those sables have paid a debt that no one can repay, We must thank them. I have a new respect for you {small ferret statue thing}. You are what makes {America} great. I salute you Bronze Sable for your noble work. You have thwarted crime. You are like the Jesus of MTG, sacrificing yourself so that others did not have to suffer. I the president of the chess club while I was in high school, Hereby dedicate this day to you, Bronze Sable, for an act of bravery unrivaled in all of human history
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on February 18, 2014, 07:50:29 AM
I don't know if I should laugh, or cry for those {Bronze Sables}...
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: MuggyWuggy on February 18, 2014, 08:23:52 AM
Points for eveeyone
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: imthelolrus on February 18, 2014, 08:33:43 AM
😂
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: DirtyMustachio on February 18, 2014, 01:24:46 PM
Status is full of win
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: LadyGrixis on February 18, 2014, 02:23:11 PM
This is a terrible tragedy that has befallen us! Prayers and uplifting thoughts during this time of grief NL!
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Rass on February 18, 2014, 04:02:07 PM
Keep an eye on eBay and Craig's list. I see them appearing here soon.
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Spikepit on February 18, 2014, 04:51:38 PM
Such a noble creature, have you read their flavour text? This was their purpose, their life's goal achieved. I'm honoured to have known them.

Lest we forget.
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Birdbrain on February 18, 2014, 05:00:47 PM
Long live {bronze sable}'s!
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: rarehuntertay on February 18, 2014, 05:04:06 PM
May they live on in many more decks...
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: LadyGrixis on February 18, 2014, 05:10:21 PM
CONGRATS ON 300 NL! In remembrance of your dear Sables.
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: LadyGrixis on February 18, 2014, 05:19:24 PM
Quote from: Taysby on February 18, 2014, 05:17:00 PM
Hey!  You look a lot like Chandra in that picture lady grixis.  That's cool!

Bahaha, I wonder why ^_^;
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: rarehuntertay on February 18, 2014, 05:50:26 PM
Quote from: Taysby on February 18, 2014, 05:17:00 PM
Hey!  You look a lot like Chandra in that picture lady grixis.  That's cool!

It's her cosplay pic.... Shhhh... It's a secret to everyone...
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Spencer Addington on February 18, 2014, 07:08:25 PM
Not too long ago someone jacked all his shock lands, so I'm glad it was only the sables this time. That jackass is stealing a lot of cards.
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on February 18, 2014, 09:21:16 PM
The sables may teach this theiving fiend a lesson. You mess with the sable you get about 300 2/1s with no abilities. So noble
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Sparkle Ninja on February 18, 2014, 09:22:38 PM
I've officially marked today as "Bronze Sable Day" on my google calander
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on February 19, 2014, 12:23:20 AM
Quote from: Rass on February 18, 2014, 04:02:07 PM
Keep an eye on eBay and Craig's list. I see them appearing here soon.
I'm pretty sure eBay has a price limit...You can't just sell trillions of dollars of Sables....
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Galabranth on February 19, 2014, 07:17:56 AM
What if the person planed the whole thing from the start? What if he meant to get the sables? What if he's hatching a nefarious plan and get all sables in the world and break them in some vintage deck? Then he'll finally get to sell them for over a dollar. He's genius I say.
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Mattao19 on February 19, 2014, 10:38:57 AM
Quote from: Noblellama on February 19, 2014, 09:25:26 AM
Then I'm holding the other 304 sables he needs for world domination...

In honor of these brave few I have put one {Bronze Sable} in my Esper Control deck! Let him live on in honor of his list brethren!!
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on February 19, 2014, 11:16:02 AM
Quote from: Noblellama on February 19, 2014, 09:25:26 AM
Then I'm holding the other 304 sables he needs for world domination...
You should watch out, he might break into your house...
Title: Re: A moment of silence for the honored stolen
Post by: Phoenix X30 on February 19, 2014, 11:38:29 AM
Put up the sign from the film The Dictator in future.

"Shoplifters will be prosecuted and male members of their family will be raped"