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Title: Pick up lines!
Post by: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 12:58:29 PM
"If you were my homework, I'd do you in the table" :p haha one of my personal favorites!
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on February 13, 2014, 01:32:45 PM
" I like my women like I like my soft drinks: cold, heartless, and DEAD."
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 01:35:07 PM
Quote from: Mishra, Artificer Extraordinaire on February 13, 2014, 01:32:45 PM
" I like my women like I like my soft drinks: cold, heartless, and DEAD."

Hahaha omg that made me lol so hard!!!
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Brawler_1337 on February 13, 2014, 03:38:29 PM
We doing Magic-relates pickup lines? If so, here's one for the ladies to use:

"Hey, is that a {Panglacial Wurm} in your library, or are you just happy to see me?"
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 03:43:35 PM
Quote from: Brawler_1337 on February 13, 2014, 03:38:29 PM
We doing Magic-relates pickup lines? If so, here's one for the ladies to use:

"Hey, is that a {Panglacial Wurm} in your library, or are you just happy to see me?"

That's a good one! Lmao I need to think of a kick ass magic one.
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Brawler_1337 on February 13, 2014, 03:57:00 PM
There was a big thread on Reddit dedicated to Magic pickup lines. It was hilarious. I'm trying to find it now.
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 03:58:56 PM
Awesome. I am going to try and make up my own catchy one. Lol try at least
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: DylanW18 on February 13, 2014, 03:59:27 PM
Quote from: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 03:43:35 PM
Quote from: Brawler_1337 on February 13, 2014, 03:38:29 PM
We doing Magic-relates pickup lines? If so, here's one for the ladies to use:

"Hey, is that a {Panglacial Wurm} in your library, or are you just happy to see me?"

That's a good one! Lmao I need to think of a kick ass magic one.

{Armada Wurm} fits that joke really well too lol
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 04:04:18 PM
It may not be original, not sure if someone has used it but I'm sure someone has.

"I hope you have haste because I want to tap that now!"
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Necromancerman on February 13, 2014, 04:05:36 PM
Baby you can call me venser I would tap you so hard you wouldn't untap during your next untap step ;)
Or one not related to magic
Excuse me miss does his smell like chloroform to you
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 04:09:35 PM
Quote from: Necromancerman on February 13, 2014, 04:05:36 PM
Baby you can call me venser I would tap you so hard you wouldn't untap during your next untap step ;)
Or one not related to magic
Excuse me miss does his smell like chloroform to you

"I hope you have friends because I have trample" :p
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 04:17:04 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on February 13, 2014, 04:13:21 PM
Hey baby, you got first strike? Because I have double strike.

Hope your ready because I have flanking...

(I am not going to get into abilities like banding or infect...)

On a side note I had a opponent in casual tell me he was casting a Trojan condom, and he cast {Melira sylvok outcast}, I couldn't stop laughing!

Oh man I just laughed so hard I started coughing!! Who ever that kid is, he needs a medal!
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Brawler_1337 on February 13, 2014, 04:18:16 PM
Quote from: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 04:17:04 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on February 13, 2014, 04:13:21 PM
Hey baby, you got first strike? Because I have double strike.

Hope your ready because I have flanking...

(I am not going to get into abilities like banding or infect...)

On a side note I had a opponent in casual tell me he was casting a Trojan condom, and he cast {Melira sylvok outcast}, I couldn't stop laughing!

Oh man I just laughed so hard I started coughing!! Who ever that kid is, he needs a medal!
Melira, Sylvok Virgin?
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 04:18:22 PM
"Are you Vraska, because what I have seen of you can not be Unseen.
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: Brawler_1337 on February 13, 2014, 04:28:02 PM
This one's from Reddit, so I can't take credit for it. This is how I think it went.

"Did your dad have a {Sigil of the Empty Throne}? Because when he enchanted your mom, an Angel popped out."
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: KILLERBEE on February 17, 2014, 04:29:09 AM
Hey girl, I play Magic. ;)
Title: Re: Pick up lines!
Post by: jonrox3 on February 27, 2014, 05:58:30 PM
Did you just tap 5 forest? Because you just used enlarge on my beast........................ Not that funny