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Magic (The Gathering) => Discussion => Topic started by: Destore117 on January 12, 2014, 06:26:36 AM

Title: Harpies. In my bed.
Post by: Destore117 on January 12, 2014, 06:26:36 AM
Got up.
Came back to room and in my bed was a {blood toll harpy} next to my pillows.
What :|
Title: Re: Harpies. In my bed.
Post by: Millionlittlee on January 12, 2014, 06:27:37 AM
She wants you. I mean just look at that sexy body
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Post by: Destore117 on January 12, 2014, 06:28:58 AM
I'd prefer {child of Night} lol
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Post by: Millionlittlee on January 12, 2014, 06:30:31 AM
I see you like those biters. Be careful they'll suck you dry
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Post by: 5/9 Turtle on January 12, 2014, 12:30:34 PM
At least it wasn't {insatiable harpy}
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Post by: Rass on January 12, 2014, 01:15:16 PM
Just make sure you don't get  {Giant Crab}'s
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Post by: DimirOverlord1300 on January 12, 2014, 01:15:36 PM
Threesome
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Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 12, 2014, 03:06:36 PM
I misread the title....
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Post by: Destore117 on January 12, 2014, 03:08:28 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 12, 2014, 03:06:36 PM
I misread the title....
Oh god :|
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Post by: Mlerner12 on January 12, 2014, 03:36:13 PM
It Just Wanted some {Naked Singularity}
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Post by: Gorzo on January 12, 2014, 04:07:36 PM
Quote from: Rass on January 12, 2014, 01:15:16 PM
Just make sure you don't get  {Giant Crab}'s

He already has harpies. Crabs are nothing by comparison.
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Post by: Mlerner12 on January 12, 2014, 04:10:07 PM
Quote from: Millionlittlee on January 12, 2014, 06:30:31 AM
I see you like those biters. Be careful they'll suck you dry
So done with this
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Post by: Apathy Reactor on January 12, 2014, 11:00:12 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on January 12, 2014, 04:07:36 PM
Quote from: Rass on January 12, 2014, 01:15:16 PM
Just make sure you don't get  {Giant Crab}'s

He already has harpies. Crabs are nothing by comparison.
best thing i've read today, perhaps he should {unsummon} them so he can just go to sleep, without harpies or crabs.
Title: Re: Harpies. In my bed.
Post by: Spencer Addington on January 13, 2014, 01:29:01 PM
He might need a {planar cleansing} after this ordeal.
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Post by: Spencer Addington on January 13, 2014, 03:37:03 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on January 13, 2014, 03:20:36 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 13, 2014, 01:29:01 PM
He might need a {planar cleansing} after this ordeal.

Which ordeal?
{ordeam of erebos} or {ordeal of thassa}?
This ordeal must be hel-iod for him ;)
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Post by: Pi on January 13, 2014, 10:25:04 PM
Harpies are fine, but run if you see a {Hasran ogress}