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Title: Magic puns!
Post by: Vileo on January 09, 2014, 03:05:08 AM
3, 2, 1, go!

You opponent plays his 9th {Swamp}. You tell him he looks really swamped.
You play a {Thoughtseize}, making your opponent pitch {Day of Judgement}. You yell Carpe Diem in the middle of your LGS.
Friend plays {Maze's End}. It's a Mazing.
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Mattao19 on January 09, 2014, 03:46:06 AM
If you play {G}{R} and you have a tough choice take your time bc it's a Gruuling decision!!

If you play {U}{B} and your opponent does too? Watch out bc you're in dimir match (da mirror) lol
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: DylanW18 on January 09, 2014, 04:01:31 AM
Quote from: Mattao19 on January 09, 2014, 03:46:06 AM
If you play {G}{R} and you have a tough choice take your time bc it's a Gruuling decision!!

If you play {U}{B} and your opponent does too? Watch out bc you're in dimir match (da mirror) lol


Lol that sounds Rastafarian
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Vileo on January 09, 2014, 04:29:50 AM
MORE! We must fuel the fire with more bad puns! Lol.

So it snows, and you go outside to make {Adarkar Valkyrie}'s. (Snow Angels)
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Alleene123 on January 09, 2014, 09:10:13 AM
Not really a pun but a magic pick up line I was told is ....u r as rare as finding fourth myical rares  in a booster pack :)
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Alleene123 on January 09, 2014, 09:50:12 AM
Haha that is great :)
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: imthelolrus on January 09, 2014, 11:06:17 AM
CAUTION Watch your  {Steppe Lynx}! This thread is dangerous
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Coffee Vampire on January 09, 2014, 11:15:23 AM
Quote from: Taysby on January 09, 2014, 09:40:15 AM
Yo mamas so fat she cascades into emrakul

All the Shocklands could be a nickname for a vagina
{temple garden}
{blood crypt}
{godless shrine}
{breeding pool}
{sacred foundry}
{overgrown tomb}
{hallowed fountain}
{steam vents}
{watery grave}
{stomping ground}
I will never read thw shock lands again the same way...heh
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Mattao19 on January 09, 2014, 12:04:39 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 09, 2014, 11:54:29 AM
I know, right?  It makes too much sense...  I think they did it on purpose...

Lol this was on reddit awhile ago it's so perfect!!!
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Kurama on January 09, 2014, 04:26:13 PM
Keep your drinks off the table at tournaments! We wouldn't want anyone SCRYING over spilled milk!
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Leevai420 on January 09, 2014, 04:40:27 PM
Quote from: Kurama on January 09, 2014, 04:26:13 PM
Keep your drinks off the table at tournaments! We wouldn't want anyone SCRYING over spilled milk!

Don't be such a scry baby.
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Phoenix X30 on January 09, 2014, 09:44:27 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 09, 2014, 09:40:15 AM
Yo mamas so fat she cascades into emrakul

All the Shocklands could be a nickname for a vagina
{temple garden}
{blood crypt}
{godless shrine}
{breeding pool}
{sacred foundry}
{overgrown tomb}
{hallowed fountain}
{steam vents}
{watery grave}
{stomping ground}

My day has been made! +1 sir.
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Pi on January 09, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Vileo on January 09, 2014, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: Pi on January 09, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that
I'd tap that so hard that it wouldn't untap during its controller's untap step. Tamiyo, ftw.
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Kaworu, the Fifth Child on January 09, 2014, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Pi on January 09, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that
😦

I'm gonna move to Zendikar, and become a salesmen of school utensils. I'll name it Pendikar.
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Vileo on January 10, 2014, 05:51:16 AM
Quote from: Mishra, Artificer Extraordinaire on January 09, 2014, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Pi on January 09, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that
😦

I'm gonna move to Zendikar, and become a salesmen of school utensils. I'll name it Pendikar.
Dont forget your {Inkwell Leviathan}!
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: xStrayKnightx on January 10, 2014, 07:28:54 AM
Or your {Bloodletter Quill}!
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: Vileo on January 10, 2014, 05:21:51 PM
You need a {Spellbook} to write in, too. Might as well just take everything up to the {Library of Leng} so you can cite your references.
Title: Re: Magic puns!
Post by: gtfotis on January 10, 2014, 05:23:16 PM
Quote from: Vileo on January 09, 2014, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: Pi on January 09, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that
I'd tap that so hard that it wouldn't untap during its controller's untap step. Tamiyo, ftw.
I have that shirt 😁