3, 2, 1, go!
You opponent plays his 9th {Swamp}. You tell him he looks really swamped.
You play a {Thoughtseize}, making your opponent pitch {Day of Judgement}. You yell Carpe Diem in the middle of your LGS.
Friend plays {Maze's End}. It's a Mazing.
If you play {G}{R} and you have a tough choice take your time bc it's a Gruuling decision!!
If you play {U}{B} and your opponent does too? Watch out bc you're in dimir match (da mirror) lol
Quote from: Mattao19 on January 09, 2014, 03:46:06 AM
If you play {G}{R} and you have a tough choice take your time bc it's a Gruuling decision!!
If you play {U}{B} and your opponent does too? Watch out bc you're in dimir match (da mirror) lol
Lol that sounds Rastafarian
MORE! We must fuel the fire with more bad puns! Lol.
So it snows, and you go outside to make {Adarkar Valkyrie}'s. (Snow Angels)
Not really a pun but a magic pick up line I was told is ....u r as rare as finding fourth myical rares in a booster pack :)
Haha that is great :)
CAUTION Watch your {Steppe Lynx}! This thread is dangerous
Quote from: Taysby on January 09, 2014, 09:40:15 AM
Yo mamas so fat she cascades into emrakul
All the Shocklands could be a nickname for a vagina
{temple garden}
{blood crypt}
{godless shrine}
{breeding pool}
{sacred foundry}
{overgrown tomb}
{hallowed fountain}
{steam vents}
{watery grave}
{stomping ground}
I will never read thw shock lands again the same way...heh
Quote from: Taysby on January 09, 2014, 11:54:29 AM
I know, right? It makes too much sense... I think they did it on purpose...
Lol this was on reddit awhile ago it's so perfect!!!
Keep your drinks off the table at tournaments! We wouldn't want anyone SCRYING over spilled milk!
Quote from: Kurama on January 09, 2014, 04:26:13 PM
Keep your drinks off the table at tournaments! We wouldn't want anyone SCRYING over spilled milk!
Don't be such a scry baby.
Quote from: Taysby on January 09, 2014, 09:40:15 AM
Yo mamas so fat she cascades into emrakul
All the Shocklands could be a nickname for a vagina
{temple garden}
{blood crypt}
{godless shrine}
{breeding pool}
{sacred foundry}
{overgrown tomb}
{hallowed fountain}
{steam vents}
{watery grave}
{stomping ground}
My day has been made! +1 sir.
Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that
Quote from: Pi on January 09, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that
I'd tap that so hard that it wouldn't untap during its controller's untap step. Tamiyo, ftw.
Quote from: Pi on January 09, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that
😦
I'm gonna move to Zendikar, and become a salesmen of school utensils. I'll name it Pendikar.
Quote from: Mishra, Artificer Extraordinaire on January 09, 2014, 10:09:21 PM
Quote from: Pi on January 09, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that
😦
I'm gonna move to Zendikar, and become a salesmen of school utensils. I'll name it Pendikar.
Dont forget your {Inkwell Leviathan}!
Or your {Bloodletter Quill}!
You need a {Spellbook} to write in, too. Might as well just take everything up to the {Library of Leng} so you can cite your references.
Quote from: Vileo on January 09, 2014, 10:08:52 PM
Quote from: Pi on January 09, 2014, 09:52:12 PM
Yo dawg, I heard that you like tapping so bring shock lands on your date so you can tap that while you tap that
I'd tap that so hard that it wouldn't untap during its controller's untap step. Tamiyo, ftw.
I have that shirt 😁