Remember when this was always fun to see? Everyone gathered around and Mlearner posted a funny story about how these loving community members had slain each other with such prejudice and evil spirit.
I think it is time we start killing each other again.
RULES (I hate them too but still...)
Selfie - shoot yourself
Shoot air - you shoot no one
Shoot [Internet name] - you shoot that person.
You get shot you die. Exception to a special rule note posted here, but if you participated last time, you know what it is. ;)
I shall post the participants here in this first post, all you have to do is say on this thread that you will be playing, and then pm me what you will be doing. If you don't tell me what you are doing, you will be...
MODKILLED!!!!!!!!!
So please tell me.
Have fun, be safe, and if you wanna help me write the story (always nice to have a second opinion) pm me, and I will love to work with you. Space is limited to... 1 other person. So if a couple ask, I get to be choosey. :P
-Participants-
Noblellama
Icescythe
CrackaLacka
Gorzo
Taysby
Mishra, Artificer Extrodinare
DylanW18
Kurama
Argus Kos, Enforcer of Truth
E.Kann1
Thetrufflehunter
The1337Magician
SkyShadow731
Birdbrain
Darkarts981
I'm in yo
I'm in-izzle foshizzle
I'm in!
I'm in :) so I just PM you who I want dead? Lol
Ill play
I am beginning to get choosey about who writes with me. :D
Sounds good, count me in!
looks like fun, count me in :)
Im in!
Yes please. 😄
I don't know if you guys know, but patience isn't a strong virtue in my arsenal. So I am proposing to give you a deadline to sign up. 10:00 am Eastern Standard Time. And then you have to send in what you want to do by 10:00 am EST the NEXT day. And then I can post the story up faster. :D
The race... IS ON!
when do we send in or choice of who to shoot? now?
By the day after tomarrow. Preferably after we have all the participants in by tomarrow.
ok. will you post when we can start sending in choices?
Sure, you can send now if you want, I don't care. :P
I'm in.
Make sure you update the original post with a list if everyone who's in! Gotta know what my options are *coughshoottaysbycough*
Quote from: Gorzo on January 10, 2014, 05:07:39 AM
Make sure you update the original post with a list if everyone who's in! Gotta know what my options are *coughshoottaysbycough*
It is being updated at the bottom! Don't worry I'm constantly checking. ;)
Sign ups are DONE. Please send in your actions by tomarrow. :)
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on January 10, 2014, 12:29:29 PM
Sign ups are DONE. Please send in your actions by tomarrow. :)
i sent you an action hoping you would take that as a sign up
Quote from: Birdbrain on January 10, 2014, 07:49:05 PM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on January 10, 2014, 12:29:29 PM
Sign ups are DONE. Please send in your actions by tomarrow. :)
i sent you an action hoping you would take that as a sign up
Oh whoops, ok. Bird seeing as I forgot about you, your in. I'm sorry! :(
The modkills are boring deaths guys. Not fun to write about...
Make things saucy by sending me your action. I need to see, (and I'm gonna abbreviate)
Argus Kos
Dylan
SkyShadow
Trufflehunter
If you don't send in soon, I will start swinging the modkill wreaking ball. (Which is a lot cooler then the ban hammer!)
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on January 10, 2014, 10:19:28 PM
The modkills are boring deaths guys. Not fun to write about...
Make things saucy by sending me your action. I need to see, (and I'm gonna abbreviate)
Argus Kos
Dylan
SkyShadow
Trufflehunter
If you don't send in soon, I will start swinging the modkill wreaking ball. (Which is a lot cooler then the ban hammer!)
i have already sent in my response. look in your messages
I just got truffle and sky's.
And seeing as I'm such a nice person, I won't come in like a wreaking ball yet. I shall paciently wait for Dylan and argus to send in.
Taysby you don't have to send in how you die if you die
Well I am closing up shop guys. You may NOT send in anymore actions. That means that someone gets to meet the horrible ending of a lifetime. MWAHAHAHA!!!
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on January 11, 2014, 10:58:18 PM
Well I am closing up shop guys. You may NOT send in anymore actions. That means that someone gets to meet the horrible ending of a lifetime. MWAHAHAHA!!!
Please, God, come in out of nowhere riding a wrecking ball naked and smash them into oblivion, singing Came in Like a Wrecking Ball.
Can I get in on the next round?
Quote from: darkarts981 on January 12, 2014, 04:04:26 PM
Can I get in on the next round?
I would like to point out that I had this whole thing written out in a long post. And then I pressed the dad button and it all went POOF! gone. ._.
Anyway, yes you can join, in fact you can join right now, nothing (except for a favorite kill of mine :P) has been written yet because I have been a bit busy lately with recent tryouts and endless chores, but that's life.
Anyway, I am announcing my partner in crime, the person who will be helping me write the story, in fact I will give you a couple hints and you get to guess who it is. That way, you have something to do while we are writing! :)
1. Has a love for old things
Vague I know, but now you have SOMETHING to do here for the time being.
Darkarts! Please send in your action as soon as possible. You don't want to be modkilled. It is a scary thing 0_0
That's real nice but I probably shouldn't join until next round. All I have to do is shoot air to survive, I'm assuming everyone already sent in actions. I did PM you, but disregard it because I realized this fact as I was sending it.
Quote from: darkarts981 on January 13, 2014, 07:27:17 AM
That's real nice but I probably shouldn't join until next round. All I have to do is shoot air to survive, I'm assuming everyone already sent in actions. I did PM you, but disregard it because I realized this fact as I was sending it.
Ok, see you next round!
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on January 13, 2014, 07:49:13 AM
Quote from: darkarts981 on January 13, 2014, 07:27:17 AM
That's real nice but I probably shouldn't join until next round. All I have to do is shoot air to survive, I'm assuming everyone already sent in actions. I did PM you, but disregard it because I realized this fact as I was sending it.
Ok, see you next round!
Sure thing!
Once upon a time, in a Wal-Mart across the street, a lone Taysby was browsing through the women hygienics section of the store, obviously looking for a worthy box of tampons that he could properly use. When suddenly a saleswoman appeared. The name tag said Helga, but {Taysby} knew that bald head, cool facial hair combo.
"{Gorzo}! I haven't seen you in forever!"
They both chatted for hours and left each other. While Taysby laughed about their interesting conversation about bedsheets, he looked back at the tampons.
*BANG!!!*
A gunshot sounded off and Taysby came rushing to see what happened. He saw his friend Gorzo, dead.
"What HAPPENED?!!" Taysby asked a nearby police officer.
"This mod has gone rouge, stealing everything from hair care products, to cheap dog food." The officer said.
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{DylanW18} sat at a fancy diner waiting for his date {Mishra} to appear. He had a box of nuts and bolts, and a ring made out of scrap metal for his machine loving partner. But she never came. Dylan drove home, listening to the radio blast sad songs. Not paying attention until...
(...chained our hearts, we jumped never asking why...)
"Huh?"
(...I just walked away I will always...)
"No...NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!"
"I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALL!!!"
{Flicker} suddenly swooped in naked on a wreaking ball, swing his granny panties high above his head. Crashing into Dylan's car, killing him on impact. Flicker jumped onto him, and began twerking on his dead body, the new form of tea bagging.
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{Kurama}, {SkyShadow}, {Birdbrain}, and {Argus} where all drinking bottles of Dos Equies. Birdbrain (using the full extent of his wit) suggests that they play Russian Roulette. They all place their bets, and begin to play. Argus, the most somber of them all, cheats the others out of their money by betting no one will get hurt, and then passes around an empty revolver. Argus takes everything and goes home, while everyone else passes out at the bar. Argus counts his fat stack of cash with feverish happiness. When he suddenly receives a paper cut. Then another, and another, and another. Soon his hands are bleeding gallons of blood and Agrus drops dead.
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{Truffle}, and {E.Kann} are playing a gentlemens game of ante magic.
"I ante a {Black Lotus}" said Truffle.
"I ante a {Search the City}" said E.Kann.
They played a great game but in the end Truffle won. However E.Kann was so sad he ripped the {Search the City} right in front of Truffle.
"That wasn't very gentlemen-like" Truffle said angrily. "That was my FAVORITE CARD!!!"
"Well now you'll never have one!" E.Kann said, sticking out his tougue. The two not-gentlemen started to slap each other. Starting out like a cat calmly touching your face, to a mantis shrimp punching you in the face. They both brought their hands down at the same time, using all their might. And they both missed. Off-balance, they both fell off the edge of a cliff that mysteriously appeared. They both fell for hours struggling the entire time. When suddenly.
*BOING*
They both land on a bouncy house. Deciding that everything was sorted out, They both lit a celebratory cigar. The bouncy house then exploded violently because it was very upset people where smoking on top of him.
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{The1337Magician} was out with {Icescythe} and {Noblellama} at a fancy golf shop. There they bought golf gear and various pendants to show their support for their favorite golfer. One time 1337Magician was buying a visor when Tiger Woods said hello to him. 1337Magician stood stunned, and blurted the first thing that came to mind.
"Can I be your Ho?"
Tiger smiled and said sure, and brought 1337Magician to his home. Tiger still uses 1337Magician in his garden today.
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{CrackaLacka} was browsing a mall when he saw a sign that said, "Sports Gallore." CrackaLacka being the sports lover that he is, walks in excitedly. He became mortified to learn it was a Golf Shop. He began sputtering obscenities as he clicked a button on his suicide jacket. He heard the last few numbers count off and mustered up all his anger.
"GOLF IS NOT A SPORT!!!!" CrackaLacka screamed. Everything there blew up, except for CrackaLacka who was wearing a {Darksteel Plate} underneath his suicide vest. He looked back and smiled.
"I think I did the right thing" He said, while walking away from the rubble.
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{Icescythe} and {Noblellama} where admiring a nice set of golf clubs when they where suddenly incinerated in a firey blast.
Argus -> kills -> Taysby XXX
Truffle -> kills -> E.Kann +++
SkyShadow -> kills -> truffle +++
Gorzo -> kills -> Taysby XXX
Kurama -> selfie XXX
Taysby -> selfie XXX
E.Kann -> kills -> Kurama XXX
Crackalacka -> kills -> E.Kann +++
Noblellama -> selfie +++
The1337Magician -> air +++
Mishra -> kills -> Gorzo +++
Bird -> air +++
Icescythe -> kill -> Taysby XXX
Dylan -> wreaking balled
Survivors
Taysby
Kurama
SkyShadow
Birdbrain
Mishra
The1337Magician
Crackalacka
Dead
DylanW18
Gorzo
E.Kann
Truffle
Icescythe
Noblellama
Argus
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I actually didn't use my writing partner Mleaner this time. Hope ya'll liked it. :P
Lol I enjoyed that quite a bit. But Taysby, HOW DID YOU DISCOVER MY SECRET WOMEN'S PRODUCT THEFT SCHEME? I thought my plans were flawless!
Quote from: Gorzo on January 16, 2014, 12:46:05 AM
Lol I enjoyed that quite a bit. But Taysby, HOW DID YOU DISCOVER MY SECRET WOMEN'S PRODUCT THEFT SCHEME? I thought my plans were flawless!
I dunno Helga, how do you think he figured it out?
My disguise was flawless and beautiful.
Quote from: Gorzo on January 16, 2014, 12:55:31 AM
My disguise was flawless and beautiful.
Maybe too flawless... That MUST be the answer!
yes the skyshadow as survived, and WILL BE THE ONE TO WIN
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on January 16, 2014, 02:28:54 PM
yes the skyshadow as survived, and WILL BE THE ONE TO WIN
does this mean your shooting yourself this round hoping people will choose to kill you from your arrogant comment?
Success
Everyone wanted to to kill Taysby...
Gorzo is no match!
Dylan, I'm so very sorry, but I was busy, anD as you should know, killing is my top priority.
Taysby, SkyShadow, Birdbrain, Mishra, and 1337magician, please send in your actions.
I would hate to modkill...
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity
I would hate to modkill...
You don't have to be modest ;)
Quote from: IceScythe on January 17, 2014, 03:23:48 PM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity
I would hate to modkill...
You don't have to be modest ;)
Good point, I actually love to modkill, those deaths are fun!
Just like last time, we are missing one. Single. Person. You know who you are. I won't say, because if you don't send it, it will be a surprise. ;)
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on January 17, 2014, 09:46:54 PM
Just like last time, we are missing one. Single. Person. You know who you are. I won't say, because if you don't send it, it will be a surprise. ;)
It isn't me is it? I don't remember sending in, but my name wasn't on the list on the last page.
It's not me. I sent an action in
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 17, 2014, 09:53:20 PM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on January 17, 2014, 09:46:54 PM
Just like last time, we are missing one. Single. Person. You know who you are. I won't say, because if you don't send it, it will be a surprise. ;)
It isn't me is it? I don't remember sending in, but my name wasn't on the list on the last page.
It's abbreviated at the bottom, you know I'm kinda lazy, so remembering long names is a hassle
Plus argus, you're dead.
Bird I have yours
Ok, seeing as this is causing confusion, SkyShadow, I need you're action
i sent it in. i apologize for not responding. i havent been on in a couple of days due to work
No more sending in, blah blah blah.
Time to write
Not now, currently work is piling up, so I don't have time to find my inner insanity. When work has died down a bit I will
Who picked this thread to be killed?
Quote from: Birdbrain on February 09, 2014, 06:47:08 PM
Who picked this thread to be killed?
Don't forget.. It was remastered.
Quote from: Spencer Addington on February 10, 2014, 02:05:32 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on February 09, 2014, 06:47:08 PM
Who picked this thread to be killed?
Don't forget.. It was remastered.
Remastered, and totally ignored by me due to abundance of work. Currently sick today, and a symptom of it is sensitive eyes. Right now I am wearing sunglasses with the brightness of this all the way down, and it hurts my eyes. So I will NOT be typing this up today. I am throwing the reins of this operation to Mlearner for awhile until things finally slow down, and to when my eyes aren't killing me.
Sorry guys!
Forgot to mention, please resend your actions to Mlearner! I can't stand looking at this screen for much longer. :(
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on February 10, 2014, 07:48:03 AM
Forgot to mention, please resend your actions to Mlearner! I can't stand looking at this screen for much longer. :(
Get well soon dude. Orange juice and whatnot.
Gimme dem actions! I got all day off tommorow so I'm going to write a hella refined story!
Waiting on Crackalacka. When I get home from the doctors I'll go with what Flicker sent me for him.
I'm in man
Mlearner kind of left. And I'm free now that it is summer. LOVELY!!!
Everyone sign up, then send in. Again.(Jesus it's like the third time)
We shall try one more time! And if it fails, I shall be struck dead by a falling piano playing Charlie Brown music.
Im im! But whose still here
Exactly, so don't send actions yet. We don't know who will join. So far only treesmoker, taysby, and you
Some people need to join this
I'll go for it
Sure why not, I'll join
Is this dead, or what?
im in
.poo., Flicker handed me the reigns. Everybody send me your actions!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 01, 2014, 03:32:39 PM
.poo., Flicker handed me the reigns. Everybody send me your actions!
Whos playing
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on July 01, 2014, 05:46:07 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 01, 2014, 03:32:39 PM
.poo., Flicker handed me the reigns. Everybody send me your actions!
Whos playing
Everybody who wants to? Idk.
If I were to write it now, everybody would be mod killed except one person.... :P
WE DONT KNOW WHO IS PLAYING SO WE DONT KNOW OUR OPTIONS.
Everybody on the first page! Jesus!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 11, 2014, 10:52:02 AM
Everybody on the first page! Jesus!
Problem with that is first glance gorzo isnt here. Gather an updated list of everyone who wants to play, post it so we know who we can shoot.
Ok. Will do after I eat breakfast.
Ok thank you
I'll just make a new one, I guess. Any objections?