I'm using my finalized {Oloro, Ageless Ascetic} deck and rolled a 12 on d20
I'll play with {Kemba kha regent}.
Roll 19.
Plains. Pass.
40/6
Gain 2, draw
{Orzhov Guildgate} pass
42/7
Draw. Plains. {pure steel paladin}. Pass.
40/5
That's really good lol
UK ut gain 2, draw
I'll play {Marsh Flats}, take 1, search for {Hallowed Fountain}, take 2, play {Baleful Strix} draw a card and pass
41/7
It's pretty much my ideal turn two play. :). But your bird is nothing to sneeze at either!
Draw. plains. {swift foot boots}. Draw. Equip. Pass.
40/5
Dat bird doe
Ut UK gain 2, draw
{Opal Palace} tap out for {Chalice of Life} and pass
43/6
Draw. Cast {golem skin gauntlets} draw. Cast {executioners hood}. Draw. Plains. Cast {sai of the shinobi}. Draw. Equip everything for free. Attack with the paladin for 7. Intimidate so probably unblock able. Pass.
40/5
I'm taking 7! Lol very nice play
Before end, tapping my chalice for a life
Ut, UK gain 2, draw
{Flooded Strand}, pay 1, grab a {Godless Shrine}, pay 2 then pass
37/6
Uhh ohh. You took the pain to have your land untapped but didn't do anything with it. Hmm...cautious turn time.
Draw. Plains. {banshee's blade}. Draw. Equip. {vulshok battle gear} draw. Equip. Attack for 11. If no shenanigans, pass.
40/5
Edit: attack for 12. He is a 12/5
{Hero's Downfall} the creature? Resolves?
Nope! Hexproof! Dang it
TT.TT take 12 then heal 1 from chalice....
Ut, UK gain 2 and draw
{Watery Grave} tapped, and play {Rhox Faithmender} and pass
28/5
The voltron is too muuuccchhhhhh lol
Ok. You should take the kill card back and the two life you paid for the land. Keeping track of that stuff is hard in wall games.
Draw. Plains. Play and equip {diviners rod} draw. Attack for 15. Post combat I play {Kemba kha regent} and move all equipment (except the hexproof boots) onto Kemba.
Pass. 40/5
Lol. The deck usually runs a little different but a hexproof true steel paladin is pretty rough
I'll simply concede lol gg +1! Another?
Sure thing. I assume you'll go first?
Yeah :p
Gain 2
{Sejiri Refuge} gain 1, pass
43/6
Draw. Plains. {shuko}. Pass.
40/6
Ut, UK , gain 2, draw
{Sunken Ruins}, tap out for {Lighthouse Chronologist} and pass
45/5
Ugg. I hate that guy.
Draw. Plains {sigil of distinction} for two. Pass.
UT, UK, gain 2, draw
I'll play {Mana Crypt} and I'll shock a {Hallowed Fountain} and play {Sanguine Bond} then pass turn
45/3
Double ugg! This could turn on me quick.
Draw. Plains. {Kemba kha regent}. Equip both equipment to her. Pass.
40/5
Ut, UK, lose the flip :(, gain 2, deal 2, draw
I'll tap out for {Baneslayer Angel} and pass turn
44/3
Start of turn get two 2/2 cat tokens.
Attack with 4/6 Kemba. Blocks?
I'll take 4
Plains. Play and equip {kite sail}. Pass
38/4
I'm a moron...I was planning to use him to block. No idea why my brain said he had vigilance....:/
Do you wanna take back the attack?
I would if your ok with that. I don't think you need to let me at all though since you responded to my attack already (I might have been trying to pull a trick from your hand or something...ok not so much this time since you were tapped out, but in principal. )
Ideally I would do the exact same except not attack. He is a 5/6 flier at the moment.
I'm cool with it, don't worry :)
UT, UK, win the flip! Yayyyy, gain 2, deal 2, draw
I'll play {Gilded Lotus}, and 3 {U} to my pool and level up Chronologist 3 times and pass
46/3
Ok. Start of turn get three more cat tokens.
Draw. Plains. Now attack for real. No take backs ;). 5/6 flier. Blocks?
Haha no blocks, take 5
Ok. {wrath of god}. Then play {dark steel axe}. Pass.
36/2
Nice!
UT, UK, lose the flip :( gain 2, deal 2, draw
Tap out for {Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite} and pay 1 mana to keep a {Transguild Promenade} alive
Yeah. Wrath me agaiiiinnnnnn lol
43/2/5
Afk for a bit
:/. Lol
Ok. Draw. {stonehewer giant}. Equip the shuko to him because why not? Go go 3/2 giant! Pass.
34/2
I just realized how bad the cenobitic is. No cat tokens and no true steel paladin (absent shenanigans). Because even if I equip or put +1/+1 counters on them they would die before the counter took effect.
Yeah Elesh is crazy
Ut, UK, lose again, gain 2, deal 2, draw
I'll play {Jace, Architect of Thought}, +1, and swing with Elesh and pass
42/2
I think you can keep your creatures. Play it, in response to the death, search for an equipment to keep it alive
I think you can't respond to state based effects. I'll look it up later.
What mana do you have up?
Regardless, I attack jace for 2. Blocks?
Elesh does have vigilance
Yup. Though for real I appreciate the reminder. I attack anyway. I have vigalence too, FYI
Yeah I'll let Jace die lol
Ok. Jace take 2 and is at 3 loyalty. Did I just blow your mind? ;). Cast {pennon blade} and pass. Made a minor mistake this round, but I'm not gonna keep taking things back. I Gotta learn to think it through first ;)
28/2
Cool he survived :D
UT, UK, lose again, gain 2, deal 2, draw
I'll -2 Jace
{Thassa, God of the Sea}
{Transcedent Master}
{Sphinx's Revelation}
Sphinx' revelation by itself.
My mistake was not equipping the axe pre combat. Could have gotten jace to one loyalty. :/
I'll get the revelation and pass turn dropping a {Fetid Heath}
43/2
End of your turn activate the giant to fetch {Argentum armor}.
Assuming that resolves.
Draw. Equip the dark steel axe. Swing at you with the giant, destroying the cenobite. He is now a 13/10 and you have no blockers.
Pass.
26/3
I'm gonna {Sphinx's Revelation} at end for 7.
Ut, UK, win! Gain 2, deal 2, draw
I'll drop {Temple of the False God} and I'll tap 7 for {Magister Sphinx}, being you to 10 and I'll {Bribery} you. Have any bombs I can take?
You find {brass squire} and {Takisha golden cub}. That's it (hint hint, pure steel paladin must be in my hand ;) )
You have no other big creatures? Lol
Nope. Go go Kemba!
Anything that can destroy or exile a permanent or artifact? Don't lie XP
I can send you to my list. There are five creatures in this deck, plus the commander. You do get to see the contents...so here's my list. Now sure how to link it.
Google: ieatfood7 mtgvault Kemba edh
Edit. I miscounted. Five creatures includes Kemba, so only four in the deck.
Dang okay, I'll get Raksha, I'll tap chalice for 1, deal 1 and pass
Ok. I'm at nine. End of your turn lets fetch {dark steel plate}.
Draw. Plains. {pure steel paladin}. Equip the pennon blade and kite sail and sigil of distinction to the giant. Cast {executioners mask} draw. Attack you. Destroy your enchanmwnt that is killing me. Tap the giant to fetch {basilisk collar}. He is a 11/8 flying intimidate lifelink death touch indestructible. (If you activated jace, he is 10/8 instead)
Block or not, I will move everything to the paladin (except not the dark steel plate) after combat. He is now a 9/6 flying lifelink.
Pass.
(Probably) 19/2
Edit: didn't count the armor in their power and toughness. The attacker is 16/14. The now defender is 15/12. I am probably at 25 life
Take 16, I'm at 28
UT, UK, gain 2, win the flip and draw
I'll play {Arcane Sanctum}, {Suture Priest} and drop a {Baleful Strix}. Heal 1, draw a card and pass turn
31/3
Draw. Cast {avacin's collar} draw and equip. Plains. Cast {banshee's blade}. Draw and equip. Slap the wings and the intimidate and the axe on the paladin and attach jace for four, enough to kill him, and I don't think you can block.
Attack you with the giant with everything else equipped, destroy the gilded lotus. He is a 15/13 indestructible lifelink. Blocks?
No blocks, take 15. Pass?
Fetch up {grappling hook} to give him double strike so he hits for 30. I think that puts you at one?
Pass.
55/2
Damn lol ok I'll {Cyclonic Rift} overload you at end, and tap {Chalice of Life} for 1 life, putting me at 2
Ut, uk, gain 2, win! Yay! Draw
Play {Creeping Tar Pit} and tap 9 for {Iona, Shield of Emeria} naming white
4/1
Ok. So we are at a weird place. I can't beat that. Like at all. My only hope now is to draw that {brass squire}, since my removal is also white (maybe I should run a man land...
On the other hand, I just realized that when he hit you he delt fifteen first strike damage and Sixteen regular damage due to {banshees blade}.
So since I told you wrong, I think I'm bound to it. That in mind I scoop. Two out of three?