So apparently there's a guy on reddit named DoubleDickDude who was born with diphallia and has two functional penis'.. Has anyone heard about this yet?
http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-nsfw-1492986433
Article about the reddit AMA, no pictures on the site, but it has links. For science.
Oh my. I don't know what to say right now, other than his double dongs look like Lobster Boy's hand.
Sounds like someone absorbed a twin in utero. Wonder if he is a genetic chimera as well. Always love the freaky side of science/life. Thanks for the knowledge drop.
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on January 02, 2014, 06:30:31 PM
Oh my. I don't know what to say right now, other than his double dongs look like Lobster Boy's hand.
LMAO, good thing that was the perfect thing to say!
The name of the thread is so apropriate
Well then. *burns history on phone*
Hahaha I can just imagine the look on someone's face when they go to have sex with him
I hate you guys....after reading all of your commentary, I had to click the link. After reading this I think the most apt comment (on the page) was:
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19b9wfvfn33bbgif/original.gif)
That's enough internet for the year
I smell BS on some of his answers. The Aristocrats line was great though.
So........as a woman, this thread was terrifying to read; however, it was also very educational. I now know what sounding is, and, coincidentally, it made me want to barf. Otis, you are NOT forgiven for showing me these things that I cannot unsee!!!!
Quote from: LadyGrixis on January 02, 2014, 10:18:26 PM
So........as a woman, this thread was terrifying to read; however, it was also very educational. I now know what sounding is, and, coincidentally, it made me want to barf. Otis, you are NOT forgiven for showing me these things that I cannot unsee!!!!
Hahaha I was recently told what sounding is. It must be bad because my brain has already shoved it out of my memory :P
Quote from: LadyGrixis on January 02, 2014, 10:18:26 PM
So........as a woman, this thread was terrifying to read; however, it was also very educational. I now know what sounding is, and, coincidentally, it made me want to barf. Otis, you are NOT forgiven for showing me these things that I cannot unsee!!!!
You just made me Google this...
Dear god, why would anyone do this ever.
I'm not gonna google it I'm not gonna google it I'm not gonna google it...
Quote from: gtfotis on January 03, 2014, 12:24:15 AM
I'm not gonna google it I'm not gonna google it I'm not gonna google it...
Don't. Leave your soul intact.
These poor, innocent children! They must have their memories wiped after this! Bad, bad Otis.
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on January 03, 2014, 12:26:02 AM
Quote from: gtfotis on January 03, 2014, 12:24:15 AM
I'm not gonna google it I'm not gonna google it I'm not gonna google it...
Don't. Leave your soul intact.
It's fine, there is nothing awful about. I don't care if that image floats around in my head or leaves. It's underwhelming (weird because I wasn't expecting anything).
To each his own I suppose. But if I were a dude and I had a penis (just one, because two is overkill), then I would be more interested in/curious about probing other things with it instead of using things medical tools to probe inside it.
I guess I'm just a bland, boring human being! :) That's okay; I'm cool with vanilla.
Quote from: LadyGrixis on January 03, 2014, 12:39:15 AM
To each his own I suppose. But if I were a dude and I had a penis (just one, because two is overkill), then I would be more interested in/curious about probing other things with it instead of using things medical tools to probe inside it.
I guess I'm just a bland, boring human being! :) That's okay; I'm cool with vanilla.
😱
I really don't know what to say to this thread.
I'm gonna go lay down. And whimper. Maybe cry a little.
Quote from: Gorzo on January 03, 2014, 01:22:52 AM
I really don't know what to say to this thread.
I'm gonna go lay down. And whimper. Maybe cry a little.
Step 1: lay down
Step 2: try to only cry a little
Step 3: cry a lot
This thread...
@LadyGrixis uhhhhhhh I'm sensing some weird stuff going on here lol
Oh, and step 4: fall asleep in a pile of your tears.
Quote from: LadyGrixis on January 03, 2014, 12:39:15 AM
To each his own I suppose. But if I were a dude and I had a penis (just one, because two is overkill), then I would be more interested in/curious about probing other things with it instead of using things medical tools to probe inside it.
I guess I'm just a bland, boring human being! :) That's okay; I'm cool with vanilla.
Woah, .love.! Things never ever ever ever go up in there! Nope nope! Nope nope nope!! .love. that .poo.!
Quote from: Silent1236 on January 03, 2014, 06:11:30 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on January 03, 2014, 12:39:15 AM
To each his own I suppose. But if I were a dude and I had a penis (just one, because two is overkill), then I would be more interested in/curious about probing other things with it instead of using things medical tools to probe inside it.
I guess I'm just a bland, boring human being! :) That's okay; I'm cool with vanilla.
Woah, .love.! Things never ever ever ever go up in there! Nope nope! Nope nope nope!! .love. that .poo.!
Yeah... Um, no one gets to shove anything up my dick. .love. that, shoot the rapist with a fetish, and run the .love. away.
I have one thing to say, and one thing only: At least it's not the pain olympics. (Dont ever google that, also I haven't looked at any of the links in this thread or anything, but from what I've read I'm glad I haven't... I've also never seen the pain olympics. So I'm fortunate.)
Lol quite the reaction out of Silent. Curious...
Quote from: Gorzo on January 04, 2014, 06:07:58 AM
Lol quite the reaction out of Silent. Curious...
I wasn't expecting that! Haha
Also, I'm pretty sure the pain Olympics is fake, isn't it?
Or atleast, that's what I heard last time that was a topic of interest.. Years ago..
Let me just clarify, when I said "probe other things with it" I meant putting a penis into a girl, not putting a penis into a light socket or some other ridiculous place. That's why I said I was vanilla.....because it's sex as opposed to a sexual fetish.
Quote from: LadyGrixis on January 04, 2014, 02:54:02 PM
Let me just clarify, when I said "probe other things with it" I meant putting a penis into a girl, not putting a penis into a light socket or some other ridiculous place. That's why I said I was vanilla.....because it's sex as opposed to a sexual fetish.
Yes but the medical tools part is what freaked us out..
That's what Sounding is! Or at least that's what I learned from Google X_x I blame you for linking me to this dude's Reddit AMA & letting me read these things!
I first learned about sounding when I was 16 via Chuck Palahniuk's Haunted. In it, a young man elects to use a thin piece of rolled wax. It breaks off in there. Yeah.
((O_O));;; X_X
😭
Lol, I'm just picturing these idiots at the ER front desk.
"What's the emergency, sir?"
"Well, I was putting random things into my penis, and it broke and got stuck in there."
"...Have a seat, fill out these forms..."
Intercom: "We have a code stupid at the front desk. Repeat, code stupid, front desk."
Quote from: Gorzo on January 04, 2014, 05:07:01 PM
Lol, I'm just picturing these idiots at the ER front desk.
"What's the emergency, sir?"
"Well, I was putting random things into my penis, and it broke and got stuck in there."
"...Have a seat, fill out these forms..."
Intercom: "We have a code stupid at the front desk. Repeat, code stupid, front desk."
LOL
Quote from: Gorzo on January 04, 2014, 05:07:01 PM
Lol, I'm just picturing these idiots at the ER front desk.
"What's the emergency, sir?"
"Well, I was putting random things into my penis, and it broke and got stuck in there."
"...Have a seat, fill out these forms..."
Intercom: "We have a code stupid at the front desk. Repeat, code stupid, front desk."
i .loving. hate hospitals. One time when I had internal bleeding and a really low blood count (long story), I tried to tell the lady at the front desk what was going on and her only response was, "that's what you
think is happening." I wanted to say many things to her. But I didn't. /Offtopic
A friend of mine is a doctor/urologist. He used to work in E.R......
The stories he tells .... This is all not uncommon....
SCARY!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Rob on January 07, 2014, 07:57:56 AM
A friend of mine is a doctor/urologist. He used to work in E.R......
The stories he tells .... This is all not uncommon....
SCARY!!!!!!!!!!
Thats both moderately amusing and highly disgusting at the same time.
Read the comments, and found the one about the best sexual experience and I was just like 😳 I'm don't with this
Quote from: Mishra, Artificer Extraordinaire on January 12, 2014, 12:52:56 AM
Read the comments, and found the one about the best sexual experience and I was just like 😳 I'm don't with this
Did it ever really begin?
Quote from: Vileo on January 12, 2014, 12:57:01 AM
Quote from: Mishra, Artificer Extraordinaire on January 12, 2014, 12:52:56 AM
Read the comments, and found the one about the best sexual experience and I was just like 😳 I'm don't with this
Did it ever really begin?
:P
Quote from: Gorzo on January 04, 2014, 06:07:58 AM
Lol quite the reaction out of Silent. Curious...
Hahaha never had an experience like that, but the thought kills me!