Hey, That_Guy here, and im going to tell you my 3 easy ways to win every time!! For just a small fee of $300 a session i can teach YOU! The secrets that all the pros are using, even Melissa DeTora! Just remember you didnt hear this from me ;)
You will need to insert credit card number on the dotted lines ....................
So, you paid for the first session huh? Well heres th first step! If you learn how to stack your deck the chances of winning are extremely high! Even if your deck is complete .poo.. :)
Ah, i see you like what you saw in our first episode and came back for the second!
Now into the second secret, this is to draw extra cards, and play extra lands :) dont get caught though, you may lose the game as some people call this "cheating" but what do they know right?
Now for the 3rd and final secret!!!
This secret is especially great for formats like legacy!! What you need to do is take the god hand out of your deck, place it in your pocket, shuffle the rest an let your opponent cut it. When they arent looking slap the god hand on to your deck and draw it. There you go, you win :)
Now you are going to win all your future games for the measly cost of $900 dollars! What a bargain!
Caution:
THISWASMEANTASAJOKE.
PLEASEDONOTTAKETHISSERIOUSLY.
SMALLPIECESMAYCAUSECHOKING.
BATTERIESNOTINCLUDED.
I don't like karma.
Ha. + 1
Yeah, you can tell who can take a joke on here and who cant
Quote from: That_Guy on December 20, 2013, 02:43:30 AM
Yeah, you can tell who can take a joke on here and who cant
It's ridiculous, really.
Quote from: Noblellama on December 20, 2013, 03:13:52 AM
Hey gto, kudos on 100 man
Thanks man! Jeeze, when did you skyrocket so high!?
Quote from: gtfotis on December 20, 2013, 04:02:31 AM
Quote from: Noblellama on December 20, 2013, 03:13:52 AM
Hey gto, kudos on 100 man
Thanks man! Jeeze, when did you skyrocket so high!?
When he got 100 posts on his other 30 accounts :P
This made me lol
Call me a crazy cat conspiracy theorist.
But
I think there are members who we dont know because they never post that dish out all the negs
Dun Dun Dun!
Everyone who posts and communicates pretty regularly seems to have an understanding for one another. Not saying everyone gets along (.politics., -shudder- ) but we all for the most part act like friends.
Since the community is so small, and we don't really have trolls I think were all pretty tight knit.
If you think about it, we communicate more than probably the people at your LGS.
I only use the like option.
If I don't agree with someone I just hold my tongue unless I deem the argument bad enough for me to get involved (because I'm so important)
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on December 20, 2013, 12:12:14 PM
I only use the like option.
If I don't agree with someone I just hold my tongue unless I deem the argument bad enough for me to get involved (because I'm so important)
Same here.
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on December 20, 2013, 08:26:56 AM
Call me a crazy cat conspiracy theorist.
But
I think there are members who we dont know because they never post that dish out all the negs
Dun Dun Dun!
Everyone who posts and communicates pretty regularly seems to have an understanding for one another. Not saying everyone gets along (.politics., -shudder- ) but we all for the most part act like friends.
Since the community is so small, and we don't really have trolls I think were all pretty tight knit.
If you think about it, we communicate more than probably the people at your LGS.
I was so tempted to -1 as a joke. =P But then, I don't like giving out negative karma for no reason. Also, +1 to the OP for the joke, and to help him stabilize his karma, lol.
Your a good dude. Lol I don't worry about it. If I get negative karma that induces me to want to continue saying what I have on my mind, why not just confront me?
Ppl 2 scrrd to make a {mental misstep}
Quote from: Vileo on December 20, 2013, 03:28:56 PM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on December 20, 2013, 08:26:56 AM
Call me a crazy cat conspiracy theorist.
But
I think there are members who we dont know because they never post that dish out all the negs
Dun Dun Dun!
Everyone who posts and communicates pretty regularly seems to have an understanding for one another. Not saying everyone gets along (.politics., -shudder- ) but we all for the most part act like friends.
Since the community is so small, and we don't really have trolls I think were all pretty tight knit.
If you think about it, we communicate more than probably the people at your LGS.
I was so tempted to -1 as a joke. =P But then, I don't like giving out negative karma for no reason. Also, +1 to the OP for the joke, and to help him stabilize his karma, lol.
^^ here, here! ^^
+1 for u! People should learn how to take a joke.
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on December 20, 2013, 12:12:14 PM
I only use the like option.
If I don't agree with someone I just hold my tongue unless I deem the argument bad enough for me to get involved (because I'm so important)
Here mister important. Have a 100 karma c:
Dawwwwww shucks
Quite the conundrum
Maybe piotr should change it to 200-300 posts before you can modify karma possibly? Or make it you can give only positive karma until a certain number of posts? Maybe no neg karma unless the big man himself hands it out as say a punishment?
That being said i would rather that than the usual spankings... My bottom is starting to go red
Considering that I can actually see who's doing the negging (as all mods can), I can assure you that is everyday regular members hitting the button. I rarely see unfamiliar names on the giving end of karma-negs.
Aww
And so as this chapter in {Sherlock Beleren}'s mystery has come to a close, he choked up a reply to his companion {Gorzo Watson} "I say, Watson my boy I have one final riddle for you. What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on December 22, 2013, 07:22:41 AM
Aww
And so as this chapter in {Sherlock Beleren}'s mystery has come to a close, he choked up a reply to his companion {Gorzo Watson} "I say, Watson my boy I have one final riddle for you. What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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Quote from: Noblellama on December 20, 2013, 01:57:06 AM
Wow, you got the karma firehouse on that one, I'll give you +1 to ease the burn, I personally liked this because I caught I guy doing just this at draft a few weeks ago, a quick count of his deck revealed that it was 33 cards during cut...
This is not true. He got pinged a few times both ways on his post. Didn't get killed either way.
Yeah a few people gave him free + 1's to fix that tho. But. It shouldn't be a big deal either way