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Title: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Mattao19 on December 09, 2013, 11:25:43 AM
Annnnnnd I have the s****!!

Any help is appreciated!!!
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Arbitratur on December 09, 2013, 11:27:35 AM
Quote from: Mattao19 on December 09, 2013, 11:25:43 AM
Annnnnnd I have the s****!!

Any help is appreciated!!!

If the s is actually followed by the letters "hits" , I would just recommend going to the bathroom a lot before the exam. No need to thank me!
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Mattao19 on December 09, 2013, 11:28:46 AM
Lol thanks it is.

I've taken 4 shi** in the past hour!!!
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: rarehuntertay on December 09, 2013, 11:31:26 AM
Pepto bismol (the liquid pink stuff, yummy) and Immodium, also known as loperamide. Take 2 of those, then 1 after each loose stool, with no more than 8 in a 24 hour period.
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Mattao19 on December 09, 2013, 11:32:24 AM
Ok if I can manage to get to a drug store I will! Thanks
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: gtfotis on December 09, 2013, 12:04:38 PM
I know that feel!
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: imthelolrus on December 09, 2013, 12:15:27 PM
GL man!
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Mattao19 on December 09, 2013, 12:49:27 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on December 09, 2013, 12:26:05 PM
On a side note, it says something that someone asks for help here instead of googling it.

Either we are more trustworthy than the internet or someone is a forum addict...

Bit of both lol plus I wanted consolidation lol
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Steerpike on December 09, 2013, 12:52:25 PM
No more spicy food the night before an exam!
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Butch1977 on December 09, 2013, 01:01:32 PM
Should .poo advice be a new topic on the Gathering? Haha
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Arbitratur on December 09, 2013, 01:20:40 PM
Hahaha I honestly thought that I was misunderstanding what u wrote and that's what I wrote in response... I honestly thought that u meant something other than sharting.... Hahaha yeah btw, you do know that google is a mans best friend... Especially when there are girls on the forum...
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Mattao19 on December 09, 2013, 01:21:25 PM
40 mins to go!

Any advice on US History like the revolution slavery etc.

History profs love interesting facts so list them!! Just make sure that they're correct lol
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Butch1977 on December 09, 2013, 01:25:04 PM
Eat a big giant serving of Mozzerla Sticks. Or a big block of cheese. Should hold you over for a couple days. Good luck.
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Arbitratur on December 09, 2013, 01:25:57 PM
Maybe a cork or plug of some sort?
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Metalxdelights on December 09, 2013, 01:31:01 PM
Good luck (:
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: rarehuntertay on December 09, 2013, 02:37:21 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on December 09, 2013, 01:21:25 PM
40 mins to go!

Any advice on US History like the revolution slavery etc.

History profs love interesting facts so list them!! Just make sure that they're correct lol

You probably won't get this time. But the first official slave owner in the Colonies was a black person named Samuel Johnson. He was a landowner, and after he passed away, Vieginia reclaimed his land instead of it passing onto his descendants.
Over half the slaves in the colonies were white. They were called indentured servants, but the were still slaves.
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: NyghtHawk on December 09, 2013, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on December 09, 2013, 02:37:21 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on December 09, 2013, 01:21:25 PM
40 mins to go!

Any advice on US History like the revolution slavery etc.

History profs love interesting facts so list them!! Just make sure that they're correct lol

You probably won't get this time. But the first official slave owner in the Colonies was a black person named Samuel Johnson. He was a landowner, and after he passed away, Vieginia reclaimed his land instead of it passing onto his descendants.
Over half the slaves in the colonies were white. They were called indentured servants, but the were still slaves.
Anthony Johnson not Samuel Johnson.

Figured that should be pointed out.
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Apathy Reactor on December 09, 2013, 05:24:27 PM
Quote from: Taysby on December 09, 2013, 05:01:21 PM
Quote from: Arbitratur on December 09, 2013, 01:25:57 PM
Maybe a cork or plug of some sort?

Lol.
I lolled too
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: Mattao19 on December 09, 2013, 06:05:41 PM
Lol thanks guys but I'm not getting a butt plug ... Lmfao. I did know those cool facts but unfortunately slavery wasn't on the exam :( the way it was set up was he gave us 60 terms to remember and of those 60, 10 would be on the exam of those 10 we had to write about 5. Unfortunately no slavery but it was ok bc I knew exactly 5 of the 10 lol
Title: Re: Exam in 2.5 hrs
Post by: rarehuntertay on December 09, 2013, 07:01:09 PM
Quote from: NyghtHawk on December 09, 2013, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on December 09, 2013, 02:37:21 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on December 09, 2013, 01:21:25 PM
40 mins to go!

Any advice on US History like the revolution slavery etc.

History profs love interesting facts so list them!! Just make sure that they're correct lol

You probably won't get this time. But the first official slave owner in the Colonies was a black person named Samuel Johnson. He was a landowner, and after he passed away, Vieginia reclaimed his land instead of it passing onto his descendants.
Over half the slaves in the colonies were white. They were called indentured servants, but the were still slaves.
Anthony Johnson not Samuel Johnson.

Figured that should be pointed out.

Thanks. I somehow always get those names messed up