My favorite is:
Max L. Forman
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
They don't think it be like it is but it do
Quote from: #noided on November 01, 2013, 02:13:35 PM
They don't think it be like it is but it do
I agree. Oscar Gamble ftw.
Failure isn't fatal until it's final
Why do you you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn't worth the time and effort.
As long as I tell the truth, I feel that nobody can touch me.
Both by Henry Rollins.
"in the end, inspiration is everything"
-Dances with Wolves
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
-Albert Einstein
In every adversity lies a seed of equal or greater benefit, if you look for it
"The effect of nonsense is often caused by an excess of meaning rather than a lack of it."
-Wikipedia on Literary Nonsense
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!
-Cave Johnson, portal games
Quote from: Mlerner12 on November 01, 2013, 03:12:31 PM
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!
-Cave Johnson, portal games
Bird bird bird, kill it, its evil!
BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
Both from glados portal 2
Thank you mleaner because now you've got my brain going
Everyone do yourself a favor and watch at the very least
1:35-2:00
And 2:24
You have received a YouTube video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkMJtM7Yub8
"Your impact will be remembered mathematics guarantees it. Even if, like Bach, you leave things unfinished."
- Michael from Vsauce
Quote from: Mlerner12 on November 01, 2013, 03:12:31 PM
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!
-Cave Johnson, portal games
^this x999,999,999
The companion cubes will not threaten to stab you, and can not, in fact, speak.
-GlaDos
"How can you be afraid to feel? Isn't fear a feeling? If you're feeling fear, you've felt one of the most negative emotions there is to feel. Everything else should be a piece of cake. Feel good, feel happy, feel feel healthy, feel loved, feel abundant, feel creative, feel compassionate, feel knowledgeable, feel powerful."
"Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes."
Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
-GlaDos
Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So word of advice: if you meet yourself on the testing track don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time - entirely. Forward and backward. So do both of yourselves a favor and let that handsome devil go about his business.
-Cave Johnson (just got into portal very recently)
"Just lookit him thrashin his jibblets!"
~Stewart Tesspott
Quote from: IceScythe on May 22, 2013, 10:07:56 PM
"be nice to nerds, chances are that you'll end up working for one one day."
-Bill Gates
Final Fantasy 8」
Squall (Regarding Seifer's "execution"): (I liked him... wasn't really a bad guy... He was one of us...) (Seifer... You've just become just a memory.) (Will they... Will they talk about me this way if I die, too?) (Squall was this and that. Using past tense, saying whatever they want?) (So this is what death is all about...) (...Not for me.) (I won't have it!!!)
Quistis: What's wrong, Squall?
Squall: I won't have it!