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Title: Jokes
Post by: Birdbrain on October 27, 2013, 04:55:21 PM
What do you call a someone who fixes doors?
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Post by: Mlerner12 on October 27, 2013, 05:17:39 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 27, 2013, 04:55:21 PM
What do you call a someone who fixes doors?
A door fixer.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Birdbrain on October 27, 2013, 05:24:44 PM
A door able
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Post by: Apathy Reactor on October 27, 2013, 10:53:11 PM
Want to hear a potassium joke?
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Post by: abstractApathist on October 27, 2013, 11:09:45 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on October 27, 2013, 10:53:11 PM
Want to hear a potassium joke?
k
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Apathy Reactor on October 27, 2013, 11:11:00 PM
Quote from: abstractApathist on October 27, 2013, 11:09:45 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on October 27, 2013, 10:53:11 PM
Want to hear a potassium joke?
k
k
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 06:54:14 AM
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says " hey! We don't serve noble chemicals here!" Argon doesn't react.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Apathy Reactor on October 28, 2013, 07:38:20 AM
Told a chemistry joke...

There was no reaction...
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Mlerner12 on October 28, 2013, 07:43:47 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on October 28, 2013, 07:38:20 AM
Told a chemistry joke...

There was no reaction...
That's because all the good ones argon and yours was kinda boron.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Anoobass on October 28, 2013, 07:48:57 AM
Little Johny took a drink, but he will drink no more.  For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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