I needs:
1x {Ben-Ben, Akki Hermity Dude}
{Ib Halfheart, the A-Hole Goblin Tactician that killed thousands of goblin soldiers}
{Lighning Crafter} who's a beast
{Moggcatcher} cause Moggs are the stupidest of goblins
{Skirk Fire Marshal, the nuker}
{Sqee, Goblin Nabob, A Hero to Thousands}
{Empty the Warrens} (even though goblins don't live in warrens...)
And, yep, they all do lead to their actual cards
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 08:13:58 PM
...{Empty the Warrens} (even though goblins don't live in warrens...)
They don't? ???
Nope. We live in small villages, actually. Houses are usually made of stone and mud, with some thatched roofs and some stone-mud brick like roofs. Each village is composed of a social structure:
Chieftain(ess)
Advisors/Generals
Aunties, skilled workers ({Akki Rockspeaker})
Soldiers
Townsfolk
Our religion is similar to that of the Kitsune, except we have a more military-based power. We have many gods, but we mostly worship the gods of lightning, fire, and earth.
If you have any other questions, go ahead and ask.
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 09:25:25 PM
Nope. We live in small villages, actually. Houses are usually made of stone and mud, with some thatched roofs and some stone-mud brick like roofs. Each village is composed of a social structure:
Chieftain(ess)
Advisors/Generals
Aunties, skilled workers ({Akki Rockspeaker})
Soldiers
Townsfolk
Our religion is similar to that of the Kitsune, except we have a more military-based power. We have many gods, but we mostly worship the gods of lightning, fire, and earth.
If you have any other questions, go ahead and ask.
I thought goblin culture varied heavily from plane to plane.
I'm like the Jester of goblins. I KNOW EVERYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLZHAHAHAHAHAHA😂
Quote from: BlackJester on March 12, 2012, 09:27:21 PM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 09:25:25 PM
Nope. We live in small villages, actually. Houses are usually made of stone and mud, with some thatched roofs and some stone-mud brick like roofs. Each village is composed of a social structure:
Chieftain(ess)
Advisors/Generals
Aunties, skilled workers ({Akki Rockspeaker})
Soldiers
Townsfolk
Our religion is similar to that of the Kitsune, except we have a more military-based power. We have many gods, but we mostly worship the gods of lightning, fire, and earth.
If you have any other questions, go ahead and ask.
I thought goblin culture varied heavily from plane to plane.
That's Akki. I do know of the goblins of dominara (quite dim-witted folk) that do live in small warrens, but most of us live in villages, swamps, and large rocks.
We hollow them out using lava and explosions.
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 09:28:18 PM
I'm like the Jester of goblins. I KNOW EVERYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLZHAHAHAHAHAHA😂
Forgot u like jester better than BJ
Forgot:
What we eat!
Goblins are omnivores, but not scavengers. We hunt and kill meats we can find, and gather berries, fruits, and farm some kinds of root vegetables. Stew, steak(sort of) burgers(again, sort of), and just cooked meat slabs are common foods eaten by almost all goblins.
As for wifi, the connection is terrible out here, but apparently internetz travel across planes😌
All goblins can trace their heritage back to Indus Toopid, or fat bum in what could be called the goblin version of Latin. As the main goblin ancestor, they are affectionately referred too as Indys. Many of these "Indies" could apparently Planeswalk, however, they were not Planeswalkers. They started goblin colonies all over the multiverse. This Planeswalking gene has apparently been removed from goblin DNA, as less than .1% of goblins can travel the Blind Eternities.
Now: Any Questions?
Answer:
It's not. Next?
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
Answer:
It's not. Next?
What about goblin romance? Are you in a relationship?
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 12, 2012, 10:41:18 PM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
Answer:
It's not. Next?
What about goblin romance? Are you in a relationship?
Have you SEEN the goblin women? ???😊😖😱💩
{Goblin Matron}
{Wort, the Raidmother}
Bleh!
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
Answer:
It's not. Next?
With these posts how soon do you see yourself reaching 500 posts?? 2 maybe 3 hours?
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 12, 2012, 10:41:18 PM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
Answer:
It's not. Next?
What about goblin romance? Are you in a relationship?
Actually I'm seeing a nice elf named Juliet right now. She's HOT😍
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 12, 2012, 10:41:18 PM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
Answer:
It's not. Next?
What about goblin romance? Are you in a relationship?
Actually I'm seeing a nice elf named Juliet right now. She's HOT😍
Does she know your seeing her?? Or are you "seeing her" from far away?
Jkjk
Quote from: BlackJester on March 12, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 12, 2012, 10:41:18 PM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
Answer:
It's not. Next?
What about goblin romance? Are you in a relationship?
Have you SEEN the goblin women? ???😊😖😱💩
{Goblin Matron}
{Wort, the Raidmother}
Bleh!
I prefer interspecies ;)
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 12, 2012, 10:41:18 PM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
Answer:
It's not. Next?
What about goblin romance? Are you in a relationship?
Actually I'm seeing a nice elf named Juliet right now. She's HOT😍
Is she a Wirewood Mutant?
{Wirewood Guardian}
{Wirewood Channeler}
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 12, 2012, 10:41:18 PM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
Answer:
It's not. Next?
What about goblin romance? Are you in a relationship?
Actually I'm seeing a nice elf named Juliet right now. She's HOT😍
Speaking from a cultural perspective, does seeing an elf effect how your fellow gobbies interact with you? There always seems to be a strong tension between goblins and elves.
Quote from: Johng4490 on March 13, 2012, 02:51:17 AM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 12, 2012, 10:41:18 PM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
Answer:
It's not. Next?
What about goblin romance? Are you in a relationship?
Actually I'm seeing a nice elf named Juliet right now. She's HOT😍
Speaking from a cultural perspective, does seeing an elf effect how your fellow gobbies interact with you? There always seems to be a strong tension between goblins and elves.
They even made a dueling decks around it!
Would that make Kiki -> Romeo? 😂😱😝
I have about half the goblins you need
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 11:16:52 AM
Quote from: Johng4490 on March 13, 2012, 02:51:17 AM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 12, 2012, 10:41:18 PM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 12, 2012, 10:16:26 PM
Answer:
It's not. Next?
What about goblin romance? Are you in a relationship?
Actually I'm seeing a nice elf named Juliet right now. She's HOT😍
Speaking from a cultural perspective, does seeing an elf effect how your fellow gobbies interact with you? There always seems to be a strong tension between goblins and elves.
They even made a dueling decks around it!
Would that make Kiki -> Romeo? 😂😱😝
Yes, and on Kamigawa, elves are almost extinct, so having one as a Girlfreind makes me a even bigger celeb😃
Extinct!! There ARE no elves in Kamigawa! You're either dating a Four-armed snake chick, a Kami, or {Nissa Revane}. Or your making up your gf. 😜
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 05:32:48 PM
Extinct!! There ARE no elves in Kamigawa! You're either dating a Four-armed snake chick, a Kami, or {Nissa Revane}. Or your making up your gf. 😜
I think we all knew the truth from the beginning. ;)
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 05:32:48 PM
Extinct!! There ARE no elves in Kamigawa! You're either dating a Four-armed snake chick, a Kami, or {Nissa Revane}. Or your making up your gf. 😜
Says the guy who doesnt liveon kamigawa to the goblin who does😌
Quote from: Onenation55 on March 13, 2012, 12:52:43 PM
I have about half the goblins you need
What do you want for them?
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 13, 2012, 05:51:27 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 05:32:48 PM
Extinct!! There ARE no elves in Kamigawa! You're either dating a Four-armed snake chick, a Kami, or {Nissa Revane}. Or your making up your gf. 😜
Says the guy who doesnt liveon kamigawa to the goblin who does😌
A) who says I've never been?
B) I don't need to go to the North Pole to tell you there are no elephants there. 🐘
😁
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 06:41:38 PM
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 13, 2012, 05:51:27 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 05:32:48 PM
Extinct!! There ARE no elves in Kamigawa! You're either dating a Four-armed snake chick, a Kami, or {Nissa Revane}. Or your making up your gf. 😜
Says the guy who doesnt liveon kamigawa to the goblin who does😌
A) who says I've never been?
B) I don't need to go to the North Pole to tell you there are no elephants there. 🐘
😁
I do. And that's because someone has been there. I live there. And they are extinct in the wild. They can only live in other species settlements😌
Laughedsohardattheladtpageipeedmyself😂😂😂😂😂
So, she's less like a gf and more like a pet endangered species. I see how it is now. 😉
This is all based on the word of a self-professed cheating goblin. 😌
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 08:22:55 PM
So, she's less like a gf and more like a pet endangered species. I see how it is now. 😉
This is all based on the word of a self-professed cheating goblin. 😌
AGGGG
I WANT TO DELETE THIS THREAD
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 08:22:55 PM
So, she's less like a gf and more like a pet endangered species. I see how it is now. 😉
This is all based on the word of a self-professed cheating goblin. 😌
Damn straight!
I hate all of you. Your taking it THE WRONG WAY😡
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 08:22:55 PM
This is all based on the word of a self-professed cheating goblin. 😌
Dang it BJ, I'm not a liar. So I can say I'm the other things. But I hate liers.
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 13, 2012, 09:04:11 PM
I hate all of you. Your taking it THE WRONG WAY😡
He does have an elf gf. Caitlyn-jiki. inside joke...
Uh oh... Imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsoosorryillgoeatmyownturdsimsoosorry
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 13, 2012, 09:20:15 PM
Uh oh... Imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsoosorryillgoeatmyownturdsimsoosorry
U r so lucky u showed me minecraft. SO lucky
{Raging Goblin}
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 09:22:43 PM
{Raging Goblin}
Nahh just ticked cause I missed the bus to the city today. Had to walk for almost 30 mins at 6:30. Not fun.
Quote from: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker on March 13, 2012, 09:24:58 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on March 13, 2012, 09:22:43 PM
{Raging Goblin}
Nahh just ticked cause I missed the bus to the city today. Had to walk for almost 30 mins at 6:30. Not fun.
sorry bro!
I could have flew infront of the bus and stopped it like a boss, superman style. But I was too busy doing the choir thingy.
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 13, 2012, 09:38:28 PM
I could have flew infront of the bus and stopped it like a boss, superman style. But I was too busy doing the choir thingy.
Oh u did that? Thnx
Yea no prob. Easy, spent most of the time pretending to work after I was done, and actualy played minecraft!!! Lol jk
Quote from: Onenation55 on March 13, 2012, 12:52:43 PM
I have about half the goblins you need
Anything your interested in?