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Title: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 03, 2013, 08:20:04 PM
Each person will post a statement that is somehow connected to the subject of the sentence before it but doesn't directly relate to it. For example if I say something about school you can something about education, a school subject, a school sport, ect.

First statement:
"My soccer practice today was a grueling 18 minutes because my coach was late and had to leave early"
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 04, 2013, 01:14:58 AM
Some of us do not have girlfriends.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Anoobass on September 04, 2013, 02:43:11 AM
Girlfriends are not always girls, I found that out the hard way...
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on September 04, 2013, 07:30:57 AM
Almonds
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 04, 2013, 11:30:54 AM
Peanut butter jelly time!
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Millionlittlee on September 04, 2013, 12:12:11 PM
Peanut butter is a killer
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 04, 2013, 03:28:59 PM
In skyrim I ate and killed everyone in honor hall orphanage... In that order
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Imink on September 04, 2013, 03:37:49 PM
Little orphan Annie was an orphan it says so in the name
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Mlerner12 on September 04, 2013, 03:40:23 PM
I don't like my name...
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Millionlittlee on September 04, 2013, 03:53:13 PM
I don't like clay against control, but I love playing with it
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Mlerner12 on September 04, 2013, 04:01:13 PM
I'm bad at using clay!
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: prayos on September 04, 2013, 04:31:01 PM
I use babies as hockey pucks.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 04, 2013, 04:36:31 PM
I use hockey pucks as toilet paper
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Thetrufflehunter on September 04, 2013, 07:53:40 PM
Toilet paper is a huge annoyance when backpacking. I always look for nice smooth stones.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Mlerner12 on September 04, 2013, 08:13:17 PM
I like to throw stones.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Imink on September 04, 2013, 09:01:26 PM
I'm a fan of the rolling stones
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Thetrufflehunter on September 04, 2013, 09:02:31 PM
I prefer rolling dice instead of throwing them at the table.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 04, 2013, 09:23:56 PM
I like throwing knifes at ketchup bottles
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 04, 2013, 10:45:40 PM
I would throw tomatoes at Miley Cyrus, but I would never go to her concert.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 04, 2013, 10:56:51 PM
The VMAs were disgusting...
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: rarehuntertay on September 04, 2013, 11:04:09 PM
Stones found in rivers have a cooling sensation
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 05, 2013, 12:56:56 AM
Today a made a 3D model of a ceramic coffee mug in a cool blue table and rendered the image in 1000p/frame... Only takes 3 hours for the image to develop.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: prayos on September 05, 2013, 02:12:45 PM
I entertained your mom for 3 hours last night. She said it was the greatest night of her life.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 05, 2013, 03:20:06 PM
Oh yes, my mother loves to play scrabble.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Mlerner12 on September 05, 2013, 04:02:34 PM
Scrabble sounds like the name of a pie to me.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Birdbrain on September 05, 2013, 04:54:43 PM
FROGS ARE AWESOME!
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: prayos on September 05, 2013, 05:17:45 PM
Speaking of frogs, I hate the French.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Birdbrain on September 05, 2013, 05:21:24 PM
^^^NAZI!
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 05, 2013, 06:22:36 PM
In Germany, it's pronounced HoltsVõgan
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Imink on September 05, 2013, 07:36:43 PM
Guten tag means good day in German
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 05, 2013, 07:46:25 PM
My school only teaches Spanish as a foreign language, French was dropped last year.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Mlerner12 on September 05, 2013, 07:48:38 PM
Bonjour je m'appelé Mlernerx. Je suis happy. Et toi?
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 05, 2013, 10:23:42 PM
Je M'appell IceScythe. Ca va?
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 05, 2013, 10:28:04 PM
Rock and roll McDonalds...
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 05, 2013, 10:46:13 PM
Tres mal McDonalds.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Imink on September 05, 2013, 11:08:53 PM
poquito taco bell
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Anoobass on September 05, 2013, 11:53:17 PM
I only speak English, nday igpay atinlay.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: prayos on September 06, 2013, 12:12:31 PM
Ootay adbay ou'reyay otnay uentflay atway itway.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: EvACiDe on September 06, 2013, 12:26:56 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on September 05, 2013, 07:48:38 PM
Bonjour je m'appelé Mlernerx. Je suis happy. Et toi?

je m'appell EvACiDe! Comment allez-vous? :)
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: prayos on September 06, 2013, 12:52:28 PM
Eww, more French.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: EvACiDe on September 06, 2013, 01:19:14 PM
Hahaha I had to take it for high school years ago. I don't remember much of it.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on September 06, 2013, 02:27:07 PM
Almonds!!!
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Mlerner12 on September 06, 2013, 02:28:31 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 06, 2013, 12:26:56 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on September 05, 2013, 07:48:38 PM
Bonjour je m'appelé Mlernerx. Je suis happy. Et toi?

je m'appell EvACiDe! Comment allez-vous? :)

Ça va bien?
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: prayos on September 06, 2013, 03:02:30 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on September 06, 2013, 02:28:31 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on September 06, 2013, 12:26:56 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on September 05, 2013, 07:48:38 PM
Bonjour je m'appelé Mlernerx. Je suis happy. Et toi?

je m'appell EvACiDe! Comment allez-vous? :)

Ça va bien?

I'm sorry. I don't play Yu-Gi-Oh.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 06, 2013, 03:26:34 PM
Pas mal, merci. et vou?
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Vampyvyrus on September 06, 2013, 08:20:41 PM
Since when is it ok to French kiss your girlfriend after slapping her?
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Anoobass on September 06, 2013, 08:29:46 PM
Of course you can slap women in the face, they have faces don't they?
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Birdbrain on September 07, 2013, 12:50:06 PM
You momma's face is a book you know. Reading is fun. So don't drink the water. Because a three eyed monkey is dancing on the moon with a eight leged zombie
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 07, 2013, 08:21:40 PM
Zombie Nation wrote Keenkraft 400...
Yes they did...
Yep...
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on September 07, 2013, 08:28:47 PM
Almonds...
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 07, 2013, 08:51:43 PM
M&Ms are good.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 07, 2013, 10:36:57 PM
Chocolate is alway better with peanut butter
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 07, 2013, 10:37:43 PM
My uncle owns a winery
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Anoobass on September 08, 2013, 12:11:08 AM
Uncle Ben died :(
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 08, 2013, 10:52:51 AM
At least he has good rice
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Birdbrain on September 08, 2013, 11:15:56 AM
I wonder who has a crush on Condoleezza Rice?
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on September 08, 2013, 12:46:50 PM
I hate almonds...
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 08, 2013, 01:14:13 PM
I like waffles
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Anoobass on September 08, 2013, 01:20:25 PM
So long as they aren't blue...
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 08, 2013, 02:19:33 PM
Blue is a fun color, but not as fun as red
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 08, 2013, 02:32:41 PM
Esper FTW
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: EvACiDe on September 08, 2013, 02:34:33 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on September 08, 2013, 02:19:33 PM
Blue is a fun color, but not as fun as red

I disagree, although red is my second fave ;)
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 08, 2013, 02:39:19 PM
Red is my fav, blue is a close second
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Thetrufflehunter on September 08, 2013, 07:07:17 PM
My swimming trunks are blue.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Vampyvyrus on September 08, 2013, 07:27:43 PM
It's physically impossible for a shark to swim backwards
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: gtfotis on September 08, 2013, 07:35:17 PM
I'm the backwards man, the backwards man
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Post by: Vampyvyrus on September 08, 2013, 07:37:05 PM
I can walk backwards as fast as you can.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Mlerner12 on September 08, 2013, 07:46:59 PM
Can you do the can can?
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 08, 2013, 08:23:58 PM
I absolutely hate 60 Minutes, they should rename it 120 minutes.
Title: Re: Disconnected statements
Post by: Apathy Reactor on September 08, 2013, 09:20:53 PM
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