Can ppl add flavour text to otherwise flavourless cards?
Like {Experiment One} needs some flavour. I'm not creative enough lol.
(Experiment One was just an example please come up with other ones. Also feel free to alter the previous flavour text :D)
"Kaarg always dreamed of becoming the first green spaghetti monster, like we needed another spaghetti monster"
~ vorel's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate.
{Gramd Arbiter Augustine} SHOULD be NONE SHALL CAST.
Here are all the Mythics in Standard that have no flavor text. Go crazy.
{Angel of Serenity}
{Aurelia's Fury}
{Blood Baron of Vizkopa}
{Bonfire of the Damned}
{Borborygmos Enraged}
{Bruna, Light of Alabaster}
{Council of the Absolute}
{Deadbridge Chant}
{Deathpact Angel}
{Duskmantle Seer}
{Elderscale Wurm}
{Entreat the Angels}
{Epic Experiment}
{Geist of Saint Traft}
{Gisela, Blade of Goldnight}
{Grimgrin, Corpse-Born}
{Grimoire of the Dead}
{Hellkite Tyrant}
{Helvault}
{Huntmaster of the Fells}{Ravager of the Fells}
{Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord}
{Lazav, Dimir Mastermind}
{Legion's Initiative}
{Lord of the Void}
{Master of Cruelties}
{Maze's End}
{Mikaeus, the Lunarch}
{Mikaeus, the Unhallowed}
{Mirror-Mad Phantasm}
{Obzedat, Ghost Council}
{Olivia Voldaren}
{Past in Flames}
{Prime Speaker Zegana}
{Primeval Bounty}
{Primordial Hydra}
{Progenitor Mimic}
{Rakdos, Lord of Riots}
{Reap Intellect}
{Ring of Three Wishes}
{Savageborn Hydra}
{Scourge of Valkas}
{Shadowborn Demon}
{Skaab Ruinator}
{Sublime Archangel}
{Thundermaw Hellkite}
{Trostani, Selesnya's Voice}
{Voice of Resurgence}
{Worldspine Wurm}
Pick one and make a Flavor Text.
{Aurelia's Fury}
"If you thought she was fierce in battle, you should see her on her period" -Gideon
{Borborygmos Enraged}
"You saw him in Guildpact and still went and pissed him off?!?!"
Quote from: Taysby on August 31, 2013, 08:39:19 PM
I don't hink that would work as a flavor text because it mentions a set. It breaks the world flavor text makes, and makes it more card relevant than world relevant. But it's still funny!
Yes but I like Flavor texts that weird like {Pygmy Giant}
Quote from: Taysby on August 31, 2013, 09:11:49 PM
Well that's unhinged.
I wish Flavor texts interacted more like if:
{Borborygmos} was "I'd hate to be the person who pissed him off" -Boris, Azorius Lawmage
{Borborygmos Enraged}- "How mad can he get?" -Last Words of Boris, Azorius Lawmage
{Bonfire of the Damned}
As Avacyn returned to glory, the souls of Tibalt's victims burned brighter...
{Island}
"wooooossshhh" -Sound of Waves
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 04, 2013, 10:55:45 PM
{Island}
"wooooossshhh" -Sound of Waves
Lmfao I'd +1 that comment but your Karma is at a great # lol
{Olivia Voldaren}
- "She only drinks of the richest nobles, it's times like these I'm glad I can barely stand on my feet." Anonymous merchant.
{Savageborn Hydra}
- "At least it doesn't have trample..." Gideon Jura.
{Entreat the Angels}
- "As the Heavens opened, the last thing they saw was a beauty that words could not describe." Avacyn, Angel of Hope.
{Gisela, Blade of Goldnight}
- "Her beauty is only matched by her ferocity." Avacyn, Angel of Hope
{Ring of Three Wishes}
- "3 wishes to be exact, and ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it, three, uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, extensions or refunds." Genie of the lamp.
{Master of Cruelties}
- "You should be afraid, VERY afraid!" Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch.
{Geist of Saint Traft}
- "Do not underestimate him, for he has an army of angels waiting at his fingertips." Lilianna of the Veil.
Hope you guys like them!
Can't speak for everyone but I think that they're awesome!!! Keep them coming!
Quote from: rarehuntertay on September 04, 2013, 10:48:33 PM
{Bonfire of the Damned}
As Avacyn returned to glory, the souls of Tibalt's victims burned brighter...
This, my friend, is well done
Quote from: Quisequise on September 05, 2013, 12:34:23 AM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on September 04, 2013, 10:48:33 PM
{Bonfire of the Damned}
As Avacyn returned to glory, the souls of Tibalt's victims burned brighter...
This, my friend, is well done
By far my favourite. I love flava text
I have long wondered why Lands don't have flavor texts...I think they would have the most interesting things to say because they they have been around the longest, especially on Zendikar.
{primordial hydra}
"Dear Mr. Anderson, the sun has disappeared." -The last written message of the watchtower guard.
{Blood Baron of Vizkopa}
"He was once a puny mortal like you but now enough we do not dare challenge him" -Obzedat to Gideon
{Melek Izzet Paragon}
"Uploaded with all the knowledge?""Check.""Self repairing?""Check."
"Time to crush the others with the might of the Izzet?"
"Oh .love. Yeah!"
{Voice of Resurgence}
"Can you feel it? The wind? It is calling to our souls.
The Ancient has come"
{Lord of the Void}
"We had tried to stop it but not even death claims he is his master" -Jarad
{assemble the legion}
"Just like ants, they march by one, then two, and keep going until they overwhelm even the largest and strongest of foes." Aurelia the Warleader.
{Savageborn Hydra}
"Never turn your back. Never assume it's dead. Because the moment you do, your fleeting life will end"
-Ryden, Precinct Captain #2
{entreat the angels}
"RUN! All heaven is breaking loose!" -jaakren, zombie lackey
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on September 07, 2013, 10:08:01 AM
{entreat the angels}
"Ach, Hans, RUN! All heaven is breaking loose!" -jaakren, zombie lackey
Modified...
{epic experiment}
"This just in, a laboratory of izzet use is smoldering to a husk." - Mithra, RNN reporter.
{Lazav, Dimir Mastermind}
"I am not an entity, I am the reincarnation of fear itself"
-Lazav
"Even the greatest of heroes cannot tame this feirce beast."
-Phyrrus of Epirrus
{Maze's End}
"After the guilds fought and raced for the of the Dragon's Maze, they found that it was all for nothing...or was it?"
-Nicol Bolas
{Gisela, Blade of Goldknight}
She fights for the honor and valor of the meek"
- Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
{progenitus}
"I think now would be a good time to run..."
- random townsman.