As the title suggests, Add a sentence to the story. Its sort of like the Random Story game but will hopefully reduce run-ons and make the story actually accomplish something instead of just being a collection of odd words. Our school does these on every trip and we get some weird stuff like once we had a story about our music teacher and Gandolf teaming up to use their beards to defeat Hitler.
I was walking down the street until I heard a strange sound to the left.
Adele came out of the blue uninvited with blood on her hands, eating a cheeseburger.
FULL SENTENCES!!!!
Better?
Yes, thank you. Its important to have full sentences though or else you end up with 300 word random sentences that make no sense.
Yeah.
While she was being chased by a flock of {Storm Crow}s.
She quickly cast {Flame Wave} and proceed eating her cheeseburger.
Suddenly, outside, she saw an {atog} cross the street to her side.
She ran away as fast as a {Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug}, unfortunately she dropped her cheeseburger on the way and had to head back for it.
Returning for the cheesburger was a folly though, because she was {Overrun} and her death was a {Grisly Spectacle}
But the cheeseburger was magic and brought her back to life.
So kimmy the moon ninja came out of space and kicked adele into a lake, finding it amusing she was rolling in the deep.
Rumor has it she can't sing anymore!
So then, her career ruined,Adele now stays at home crying at her failure.
That's when the Canadians attacked and everything changed.
All Americans were forced to end there sentences with "eh?"...eh?
And that was how Black Canada({W}{R}{B})came into existence.
Quote from: IntoFire on August 28, 2013, 03:41:51 AM
And that was how Black Canada({W}{R}{B})came into existence.
Thinking IntoFire just made a racist comment, they charge at him, Kimmy the space ninja then kicked them all Into(the)Fire and that is how the canadians became extinct.
No,the Canadians just got a little {Char}ed, that's why they became Black Canada.
Don't make us burn down your white house.....AGAIN.
The British burned down the White House, not Cananananada (I know how to spell it, we say it that way to make fun of Canada).
On with the story: That's when Kim Jong Un jumped into the fight!
Kim Jong Un yelled out his war cry as he fought a {worldspine wurm}
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 28, 2013, 12:35:08 PM
The British burned down the White House, not Cananananada (I know how to spell it, we say it that way to make fun of Canada).
On with the story: That's when Kim Jong Un jumped into the fight!
Learn history. Canada wasn't a country back then. It was a colony. Belonging to the British. Guess where those Brits that burned it down lived. Hint: it is now called canananada.
Quietly in the background, a slender man lurked.
Then, SCP 173 SPRAND INTO ACTION FROM THE PAST!!!!
So explosive, he flew into the sky and landed in Mars.
He then ate a snickers bar.
And, well because it is space he died.
And then a cop bought a dounut
Quote from: Double-O-Scotch on August 28, 2013, 01:42:37 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 28, 2013, 12:35:08 PM
The British burned down the White House, not Cananananada (I know how to spell it, we say it that way to make fun of Canada).
On with the story: That's when Kim Jong Un jumped into the fight!
Learn history. Canada wasn't a country back then. It was a colony. Belonging to the British. Guess where those Brits that burned it down lived. Hint: it is now called canananada.
this has been another Great Canadian heritage moment.
Then the cop rolled the donut down the road and that's when it's journey began.
Suddenly, a murder of crows came out of nowhere and ate the donut.
This is when little Jimmy got to play duck hunt, FOR REAL this time!
Then that one guy Joey 'put a rancor on it'
But the Rancor was Cancelled!
Unprotected, Joey was attacked by the murder of crows only to be destroyed by {STORM CROW}!
Kim Jong Un got bored so he told a servant to nuke the chinese. The servant not knowing Kim meant put last nights take-away in the microwave then did as he was told and launched a nuclear missile aimed at china.
But China had a {Sphere of Safety} around their country.Thus,North Korea's search for a {Disenchant} began...
Meanwhile, someone in San Francisco asked for hamburger. The universe shattered as a result.
Or so that is what professor X manipulated the world to see from the comfort of his office at the Institute.
Dr X suddenly had a {thoughtflare}!
The flamingos began to migrate.
All the way to smallville then Clark kent
Had a fight with a Taco at McDonalds while eating a Doughnut from Dunkin Donuts.
Because he never heard of Tim hortons
As Mr.Rogers had warnd him about.
Just then, batman appeared and shot Mr. Kent with a kryptonite bullet, the only thing he said before running off was, "I'm BATMAN!"
Quote from: Anoobass on August 30, 2013, 02:41:23 PM
Just then, batman appeared and shot Mr. Kent with a kryptonite bullet, the only thing he said before running off was, "I'm BATMAN!"
But just like in the movies, Superman ignores that his is powerless and dying and keeps fighting at full strength.
Because the evil goblins from potatoe land want to throw fruit at batman
But Kimmy the Space Ninja protected Batman and they had a child named Kimmy the Space Bat.
Unfortunately, there were complications and both Kimmy, the space ninja and Kimmy, the space bat died in childbirth, and this is why batman is afraid of bats.
An other flying animals.
And his spidy senses started tingling
And he got Aunt May pregnant.
But sadly the baby micarried, and Peter Parker went into a very confusing depression.
Thankfully professor Osbourn was there to help, but when Mary Jane bumped into Gwen Stacy at a Spider-Man award ceremony, things really got to heating up.
After several hours of ***** **** **** ******* **** ******* **** ****** *NSFW* ***** **** **** ***** ****** **** **** ****** ******* ******, they were rejuvinated and realized that poor Peter Parker just wasn't the person they needed.
LOL /\
But out of nowhere a missile came out of the sky and killed them.
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 02, 2013, 01:16:04 AM
LOL /\
But out of nowhere a missile came out of the sky and killed them.
^I didn't know M Night Shyamalan was on this board.
...and life began anew...again.
Then a smosh came out of nowhere and shot a mofo in the throat with a bow, and killed Em with a tomahawk
Which missed but killed Daniel Tosh.
And all of a sudden a bright flash happened from the sky and Jimi Hendrix joined by president Lincoln and Optimus prime began to
Sing karaoke very horribly.
Quote from: IntoFire on August 31, 2013, 03:28:27 AM
But Kimmy the Space Ninja protected Batman and they had a child named Kimmy the Space Bat.
Thats my thing :O
And that's how the White House burned down again...
Luckily though only the decoy White House was burned down the real one is in Area 51.
And as we all know,Leonard Nemoy got arrested while Placebo was playing "Follow the Cops Back Home".
The copes then raped a honey badger for Nutella.
As they killed the honey badger. Winnie the pooh had payed trillions of money to the cops because the honey badgers kept stealing his honey and leaving crap in his honey pot.
Tigger learned of this scheme and told Barney who united all the children's characters into a violent protest against Winnie The Pooh.
As winnie the pooh gained info of this from his spy pigglet he rose hitler from the grave to lead an army of nazi zombies to destroy all of the children of the world.
Thankfully group 935 consisting of Tank Dempsey, Edward Richtofen, Takeo Masaki, and Nikolai Belinski appeared out of nowhere and started mowing down zombies like it was zombie hunting season.
No!No!You're not invited to the party I know nothing about!