iMtG Server: Gathering

Plus => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Mattao19 on August 25, 2013, 12:26:08 PM

Title: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Mattao19 on August 25, 2013, 12:26:08 PM
Started this thread so ppl can post their favourite mtg jokes!!

Ill start:

What's Jace's favourite beer?

Mill St!!
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Mattao19 on August 25, 2013, 12:31:04 PM
Idk if it's big enough but it's a local brew in Ontario
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 25, 2013, 12:47:26 PM
If Zendikar was modern, the leading pencil brand would be...
PENDIKAR!!!!

What do you call Obzedat if he's not being subtle?
ORZHOVIOUS!!!!!
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Mattao19 on August 25, 2013, 01:30:04 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 25, 2013, 12:47:26 PM
If Zendikar was modern, the leading pencil brand would be...
PENDIKAR!!!!

What do you call Obzedat if he's not being subtle?
ORZHOVIOUS!!!!!

I like that lol
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Imink on August 25, 2013, 01:40:08 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 25, 2013, 12:47:26 PM
If Zendikar was modern, the leading pencil brand would be...
PENDIKAR!!!!

What do you call Obzedat if he's not being subtle?
ORZHOVIOUS!!!!!

+1 that was quite the pun
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Mattao19 on August 25, 2013, 01:44:40 PM
I started this thread so ppl can post their favourites so please ppl participate!!
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 02:26:03 PM
Why didn't Aurelia want to hire Agrus Kos to fight for her?

She thought he'd KOS too much!
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Mattao19 on August 25, 2013, 03:27:10 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 02:26:03 PM
Why didn't Aurelia want to hire Agrus Kos to fight for her?

She thought he'd KOS too much!

Obviously it's you who says this joke lol
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 03:51:16 PM
Why does WotC ban good cards?

I don't know, we can't {Ponder} it!
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: DrainCleaner on August 25, 2013, 04:01:19 PM
Maybe you'll get it if you {Think Twice}.
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 04:05:45 PM
Quote from: DrainCleaner on August 25, 2013, 04:01:19 PM
Maybe you'll get it if you {Think Twice}.

You seem smart, maybe we should {Brainstorm} for the solution.
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 26, 2013, 07:29:11 AM
What's Garruk's favorite outdoor activity?

Jumping on the Trample-ine!
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: NuclearChicken on September 01, 2013, 05:17:20 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 04:05:45 PM
Quote from: DrainCleaner on August 25, 2013, 04:01:19 PM
Maybe you'll get it if you {Think Twice}.

You seem smart, maybe we should {Brainstorm} for the solution.
I  {Foresee} a good solution to this.
Title: Re: Fun MTG Jokes
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on September 01, 2013, 06:20:21 PM
Quote from: NuclearChicken on September 01, 2013, 05:17:20 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 25, 2013, 04:05:45 PM
Quote from: DrainCleaner on August 25, 2013, 04:01:19 PM
Maybe you'll get it if you {Think Twice}.

You seem smart, maybe we should {Brainstorm} for the solution.
I  {Foresee} a good solution to this.
We should help WOTC {See Beyond} the Immeadiate  problem, and look at the {Possability Storm} that could come over the horizon.